Casual sex

what i meant by foreplay was caring about women. who cares? vagina only matters if you want it to.

also, i'm pretty sure ludd is very extremely gay.

You haven't heard the half of it with LUDD mate LOL.

  On 12/1/2009 at 8:18 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

george we're gonna need pics to make this decision

You don't need and aren't getting pics lol. Shes just very fucking hot mate. Hlaf cast girl with long dark shiney hair and a body to fucking die for. Gorgeous face and a pierced bottom lip. Tits like a 10 year olds arse.

i would fuck good hair.

You mean like masturbate your cock with her hair wrapped round it or she does it for you? Or you just bang away at the back of her head?

i'm actually growing my own hair out so that i can fuck it with no intervention from my gf.

but most of the time

Lol, I see, and it suits you, win win.

do it, then post about it

i fucked a homeless wench with a ten year olds tits and she refused to pay.

  On 12/1/2009 at 8:24 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Or you just bang away at the back of her head?

Fucking LOL picturing essines lumberjacking a hole into the back of some poor slag's head.

Casual sex is great. Be careful not to catch something, though.

I'll share a tip on how to find out if she has stds without the cost and awkwardness of asking her to get tested: after you rub her pussy, rub your eyes.

Hold on a minute.

A woman who is "stupendously fucking gorgeous" and with whom you have already masturbated online (don't know what the term for this activity is, that's close enough) wants you to call round for no holds barred sex, and you think posters here have the experience and the wherewithal to advise you because it happens to them so often?

I'm not sure you grasp how rare this occurs outside the world of porn.

  On 12/1/2009 at 8:29 AM, essines said:

i'm actually growing my own hair out so that i can fuck it with no intervention from my gf.

 

but most of the time

There once was young man from Canada,

With hair so long he could well this isn't gonna work.

yeah, fucksake george. havent you even left to go to hers yet?

In the wise words of Orbital it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done.

Get stuck in man!

  On 12/1/2009 at 6:04 AM, chenGOD said:

PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA. BE CAREFUL NOT TO FORM BABBY.

probably the best piece of advice i have ever read since joyrex.com

"But you don't allow women....not as member?!"

The kazakhstani gentleman who uttered these words likes casual sex, he might even add: "Is a niiiiiiiice"

I'll test drive her for you George. Dip my balls in her mouth

  On 12/1/2009 at 11:59 AM, tec said:

In the wise words of Orbital it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done.

 

Get stuck in man!

It's just totally not true.

OH LAWD HOW I REGRET NOT RAPING THOSE 5 GIRLS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE YESTERDAY, THE AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!

noone asked for pics yet.

what the fucks wrong with watmm these days?

PICS george!

  On 12/1/2009 at 11:59 AM, tec said:

In the wise words of Orbital it's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done.

If the Hartnolls thunk it up, it might be wise.

But afaik it was the Butthole Surfers. And in a thread about casual sex, I think any band called the Butthole Surfers must be considered biased...

George is the kind of guy I'd like to go out on a man date with.

  On 12/1/2009 at 10:56 AM, lumpenprol said:

I'll share a tip on how to find out if she has stds without the cost and awkwardness of asking her to get tested: after you rub her pussy, rub your eyes.

  On 12/1/2009 at 2:02 PM, Dan C said:

George is the kind of guy I'd like to go out on a man date with.

LOL

I'm going round this weekend, 4 in the morning going round to a girls house who lives a good distance away and me having no sat nav was not going happen especially as we had had phone sex and she'd already cum three times, and was then getting ready for work. Been speaking with her all day, this sex is gonna be fucking great you guys can even come round and give me a hand if you like.

Make sure to tell her we say, "Hi!"