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There are a few dumbasses on the internet, but there are some brilliant ones:

lol

nah nah nah, nigga aint got no girrafe neck foreskin that can stretch out to hold a "billiard" balls worth of piss, why everything outta be all fictionalized these days. you dont gotta lie to be cool

Arousing

I knew this would be a hit.

Pretty sure that niece one is fake too. '4 minutes ago' makes it dubious.

Couldn't help but think of a certain WATMMER when I saw this one.

what are you trying to say dude?

I was trying to say that Rambo: First Blood is more like your biography than a work of fiction.

some people like to pretend its fiction because they don't like to imagine that there's a guy out there who's real sexy and dangerous yet has a wonky face

  On 12/7/2009 at 2:33 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

I knew this would be a hit.

you go girl

Is anyone else not utterly bored with the depressing amount of weak irony clogging up their eyeballs. Everyday it seems I end up reading about someone pissing on their newborn or some other shit.

  On 12/7/2009 at 2:40 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

first one is obviously fake.

No less funny though, right?

  On 12/7/2009 at 3:26 PM, Super lurker ultra V12 said:

you go girl awesome dude

SCANNING A MIRROR DOESNT WORK, sooo fucking stupid theres no way anyone seriously tried that, sleep deprivation=easy lolzaroflcopters

I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour.

haha amazing!

  On 12/7/2009 at 3:48 PM, Dirty Protest said:

Is anyone else not utterly bored with the depressing amount of weak irony clogging up their eyeballs. Everyday it seems I end up reading about someone pissing on their newborn or some other shit.

*raises hand* though I don't consider willfull ignorance irony. can we just officially declare that something isn't ironic if it is contrived to be so?

  On 12/7/2009 at 4:43 PM, Joyrex said:

I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour.

I get this kind of thing too. The most common is when someone emails me a 50x50 pixel jpeg that they got off of a website somewhere and they want me to "clean it up and print it out big"

  On 12/7/2009 at 4:43 PM, Joyrex said:

I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour.

my friend in IT went to help a coworker whose mouse and keyboard stopped working because they cut the cables to make them wireless