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i can't believe some people are actually like that

girls dont poop lololol

fucking lol

  On 12/7/2009 at 4:43 PM, Joyrex said:

I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour.

I can top that. Had a client that was having trouble printing some files from a floppy disk. We asked all the bog standard questions, no luck and eventually visited site to find the guy had opened a floppy disk up and placed the black disc itself onto the scan bed and thought by scanning it would print off the documents saved to it.

I shit you not.

  On 12/7/2009 at 4:43 PM, Joyrex said:

I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour.

well it's not that stupid if you consider nowadays it's possible to make a 3D movie out of a 2D movie.

  On 12/7/2009 at 2:40 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

first one is obviously fake.

You think? I used to do this when I was 14. It was fucking hilarious, I got slightly bigger than a golfball, but I have a pretty awesome foreskin, I can't say I've ever got Billiard sized but maybe close before it's fucking brust out of me like a child bracing itself in a loose vagina when it's bearer goes for a shit.

  On 12/7/2009 at 5:32 PM, Adjective said:

  On 12/7/2009 at 4:43 PM, Joyrex said:

I had a client once who asked me if it was possible to scan a black and white photo in colour.

my friend in IT went to help a coworker whose mouse and keyboard stopped working because they cut the cables to make them wireless

Hahaha. This actually made me

  On 12/7/2009 at 2:47 PM, countchocula said:

Couldn't help but think of a certain WATMMER when I saw this one.

 

this is a joke from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, in the episode 'Mac and Dennis: Manhunters" where Frank keeps confusing his life with rambo. Don't be fooled people.

I have actually done the "pee bomb" thing. I discovered it in the shower. Its a pretty good foreskin cleaning technique although I've never gone golf ball or billiard ball size.

  On 12/8/2009 at 10:58 AM, Bubba69 said:

I have actually done the "pee bomb" thing. I discovered it in the shower. Its a pretty good foreskin cleaning technique although I've never gone golf ball or billiard ball size.

I was going to try it, then I realized I was missing a pretty vital piece.

DAMN THE RELIGION!

  On 12/8/2009 at 11:22 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 12/8/2009 at 10:58 AM, Bubba69 said:

I have actually done the "pee bomb" thing. I discovered it in the shower. Its a pretty good foreskin cleaning technique although I've never gone golf ball or billiard ball size.

I was going to try it, then I realized I was missing a pretty vital piece.

 

DAMN THE RELIGION!

I just remembered that I peed in my own mouth once, in the shower, trying to roll my head into the shaft as a kid. I must have tickled a warning stream.

who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to?

is that a serious question?

it's super serial

  On 12/8/2009 at 10:20 PM, Barricade said:

who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to?

  On 12/8/2009 at 10:31 PM, essines said:

is that a serious question?

LOL

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090317204916AAfSc5U

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080622030008AAdEcqQ

actually a lot of these are good

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Yahoo!_Answers

  On 12/8/2009 at 10:20 PM, Barricade said:

who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to?

ah, the ultimate form of self love.

it's cool because it feels just like getting your dick sucked.

it's shitty because it feels just like sucking dick.

all in all not really worth the effort.. it's kinda dangerous unless you're a yoga enthusiast, neck/back strain is a given.

  On 12/9/2009 at 1:26 AM, chimera slot mom said:

  On 12/8/2009 at 10:20 PM, Barricade said:

who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to?

 

ah, the ultimate form of self love.

 

it's cool because it feels just like getting your dick sucked.

it's shitty because it feels just like sucking dick.

 

all in all not really worth the effort.. it's kinda dangerous unless you're a yoga enthusiast, neck/back strain is a given.

I did it once. It was really hard though. Also my neck was kinked for a bunch of days. Fuck that shite just use a banana

  On 12/10/2009 at 5:51 PM, thehauntingsoul said:

  On 12/9/2009 at 1:26 AM, chimera slot mom said:

  On 12/8/2009 at 10:20 PM, Barricade said:

who can suck or atleast touch his cock with his/tongue? i tried when i was a kid but could only just lick my foreskin if i stretched it. plus would u rather suck ur own cock than jerk off if u were able to?

 

ah, the ultimate form of self love.

 

it's cool because it feels just like getting your dick sucked.

it's shitty because it feels just like sucking dick.

 

all in all not really worth the effort.. it's kinda dangerous unless you're a yoga enthusiast, neck/back strain is a given.

I did it once. It was really hard though. Also my neck was kinked for a bunch of days. Fuck that shite just use a banana

And you wonder why your back is totally fucked up and all in knots?