Jersey Shore

  On 1/8/2010 at 7:41 AM, Yegg said:

My mom is dating "The Situation"

 

 

i don't believe it

where can i watch an episode of this without a tV?

  On 1/8/2010 at 8:53 AM, xxx said:

Yegg?! Is your mom orange with implants? I thought that was the only bait for a guido. She must be rockin' some Asian waves his way.

i love this fucking show

No no, sorry. I mean she's dating the Vietnamese version of The Situation.

i can't fucking believe this show at all. it doesn't make sense to me.

honestly i like Vinny. he's not a bad guy or an idiot. he's the voice of reason and was the most upset by S's face punchery. he seems like the kind of guy i'd get high with in high school but then he'd go to Lacrosse practice and i'd go home and keep getting high and listen to Flim

  On 1/8/2010 at 9:30 AM, Yegg said:

No no, sorry. I mean she's dating the Vietnamese version of The Situation.

 

I haven't seen a single episode of this show (won't load in china) but I checked out dude's pics online, he's ripped. So good for your mom, he probably fucks like a stallion. Maybe you'll even get little half-breed guido siblings!

lumpy you don't know what you're saying. i'm praying for you. hail satan.

you're right, i should have said neo-guido siblings, or maybe it's a new hybrid? Guido + gook = guidook?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-situation-feat-the-situation-snooki-and-pauly-d-dj-lubel?rel=player

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d84660f7dd/bobby-bottleservice-jersey-shore-audition-tape?rel=player

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4d2ebc8f52/alyssa-milano-s-evolution-jersey-shore?rel=player

  On 1/8/2010 at 7:28 AM, xxx said:

  On 1/6/2010 at 12:21 AM, Alex C said:

 

lol

 

Wait. Is that Michael Cera with Pauly D.? If that's true, it could be the only funny thing Michael Cera has done in his life but it would be a cracking good singular moment.

This was on the show last night. They taught him how to beat up the beat. Then they all got into the hot tub. It was a sick tub.

Ronnie: we left da club at 4. We got there at 12 so it was like yo 5 hours is enough

thoroughly entertained

  On 1/15/2010 at 6:57 AM, jules said:

Ronnie: we left da club at 4. We got there at 12 so it was like yo 5 hours is enough

Snickers: That's why I won't eat lobster. They're still alive when you kill them.

  On 1/15/2010 at 7:42 AM, scones to die for said:

  On 1/15/2010 at 6:57 AM, jules said:

Ronnie: we left da club at 4. We got there at 12 so it was like yo 5 hours is enough

Snickers: That's why I won't eat lobster. They're still alive when you kill them.

yeah, I chuckled at that one.

  On 1/16/2010 at 4:08 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

  On 1/15/2010 at 7:42 AM, scones to die for said:

  On 1/15/2010 at 6:57 AM, jules said:

Ronnie: we left da club at 4. We got there at 12 so it was like yo 5 hours is enough

Snickers: That's why I won't eat lobster. They're still alive when you kill them.

 

yeah, I chuckled at that one.

hahaha yeah that was good stuff

LOL

the situation: It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.

I think Ronnie is an okay guy.

*braces*

  On 1/16/2010 at 5:10 AM, jules said:

the situation: It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.

lol

Vinnie is the only one on the show who isn't a ricky retardo

LOL

"I'm not trashy. Unless I drink too much"

"Stage 5 clinger"

"I love roller coasters but MOTHER FUCK that ride"

lolllllllllllllll

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

'The fuck am I wearing that' literally 2 seconds after being given that shirt.

Vinny impersonating Mike on the phone when he said a second ago Mike wasn't there, ahahahahahahahaha.

Vinny's deffo the coolest, pretty much cause he's just a normal NJ Italian dude.