Pick Your Favorite Proverbs

you can't make a dead horse survive once it has been beaten in water

- Also Mandela

i'm bald as fuck

-Ghandi

"I can play basketball with the moon,

I got the whole world at my feet,

Playin’ touch football on Marijuana Street."

- Nelson Mandela

"To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point..."

-Nelson Mandela

  On 12/11/2009 at 4:00 PM, keltoi said:

Choose your wife with her nightcap on!

 

Scottish

 

Fucking lol

"Too many empty nights, can make almost any guy roam

to look for the love he don't get whenever he's at home alone."

Luther Vandross

it is a long cold night the one a man is forced to spend alone on the couch surfing watmms and picking popcorn seeds from his teeth

anonymous, watmm, 12:35am cst, 12/15/09

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

“As you think, so shall you become.”

-Bruce Lee

“I am learning to understand rather than immediately judge or to be judged. I cannot blindly follow the crowd and accept their approach. I will not allow myself to indulge in the usual manipulating game of role creation. Fortunately for me, my self-knowledge has transcended that and I have come to understand that life is best to be lived and not to be conceptualized. I am happy because I am growing daily and I am honestly not knowing where the limit lies. To be certain, every day there can be a revelation or a new discovery. I treasure the memory of the past misfortunes. It has added more to my bank of fortitude.”

"thumb up bum, stupid cum"

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication

George Gordon Byron VI

You made a mistake. You did something wrong. Make another mistake, and do something right!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

  On 1/14/2010 at 4:37 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

You made a mistake. You did something wrong. Make another mistake, and do something right!

LOL

(actually after reading again that's very insightful)

"Oh fuck your cum feels so warm on my face"

-your mom

  On 1/14/2010 at 4:47 AM, chenGOD said:

"Oh fuck your cum feels so warm on my face"

 

-your mom

are you really a moderator or just a !##$$%$^%%^^&**(**__)()_()^&%$%$%

  On 1/14/2010 at 4:42 AM, troon said:

  On 1/14/2010 at 4:37 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

You made a mistake. You did something wrong. Make another mistake, and do something right!

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

(actually after reading again that's very insightful)

- Sun Ra

  On 1/14/2010 at 5:00 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

  On 1/14/2010 at 4:42 AM, troon said:

  On 1/14/2010 at 4:37 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

You made a mistake. You did something wrong. Make another mistake, and do something right!

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

(actually after reading again that's very insightful)

 

- Sun Ra

very beautiful

"To be awake is to be alive."

from the chapter "Where I Lived and What I Lived For" in Walden

-Henry David Thoreau

"That's the thng about living in China-- even if you're a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there's a thousand other people out there just like you."

-- A. Whitney Brown

  On 1/14/2010 at 6:37 AM, chenGOD said:

"That's the thng about living in China-- even if you're a one-in-a-million kind of guy, there's a thousand other people out there just like you."

 

-- A. Whitney Brown

LOL

cute

  Keanu Reeves said:

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way.

lol

"Cracked pipkins are discovered by their sound"