a 70 minute review of the phantom menance

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/17/watch-this-70-minute-video-review-of-star-wars-the-phantom-menace/

this is great. really. i won't spoil it for you, but watch it.

YES YES YES

I was going to post this but was too lazy. Fucking hilarious

i could cum on your mom's uvula in 70 minutes this however is absurd

this is amazing

up to Part 2. this is awesome shit ^_^_^_^_^

get out of my house, get out of my creepy house!

I just watched all of it and it was epic.

Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't get the story in Episode I. It took me about 4-5 views to actually get an idea of what it was all about.

yeah. viewing the film didnt do it for me, wikipedia+wookiepedia helped me understand.

lol Protagonist

  On 12/18/2009 at 3:21 PM, pigster said:

yeah. viewing the film didnt do it for me, wikipedia+wookiepedia helped me understand.

Yeah, and at the age of 13-14 I didn't understand anything from the intro roll.

"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute..."

What?

"This is so genius I have a feeling that George Lucas had nothing to do with it"

lolol

This was very good.

The final part is amazing, in which Lucas and his production team are filmed after the first preview looking absolutely confused and depressed. Then they admit that the film's fucked, but that they can't change it at such a late stage.

His Star Trek reviews are good too.

Put it in the tea!

  On 12/18/2009 at 3:28 PM, Squee said:

  On 12/18/2009 at 3:21 PM, pigster said:

yeah. viewing the film didnt do it for me, wikipedia+wookiepedia helped me understand.

 

Yeah, and at the age of 13-14 I didn't understand anything from the intro roll.

"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute..."

 

What?

haha yeah. in the review when he said its a film for kids, with a shot of youngsters watching the real boring/non sensical political scenes was amazing :)

that review was amazing. it was so incredibly pleasing hearing him tear apart the film like that. i tip a thousands hats to him for making this.

Part 2 pretty much explains the difference between the old movies and the current sci-fi movies.

This is hilarious but I can't fucking believe I watched the entire thing

this is clinical and brilliant and his voice is fucking ridiculous

protogonist part was hella lolz, I dont know how much longer I can watch this but its funny

  On 12/18/2009 at 8:00 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

this is clinical and brilliant and his voice is fucking ridiculous

clinical or cynical?

okay I decided to watch the entire thing and i dont regret it, too many intensely hilarious parts to mention(a few not so funny parts as well but they never ruined it) good shit

goddam i would kill to be able to rip my 'making of phantom menace' DVD and share with this forum. it is an incredible piece of cinema unintentionally reaching heights similar to spinal tap

ummmz it isnt that hard to rip a dvd and make it into a torrent and pm the link

  On 12/18/2009 at 11:21 PM, Awepittance said:

goddam i would kill to be able to rip my 'making of phantom menace' DVD and share with this forum. it is an incredible piece of cinema unintentionally reaching heights similar to spinal tap

Is this it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaq-Uk-9bLM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaq-Uk-9bLM

beat me to it... and I had to kill 3 Vietnamese children to do that... unfortunate

  On 12/18/2009 at 11:25 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

ummmz

it is when the dvd is scratched to shit, still plays fine in my player but won't rip on any OSX dvd ripping software