a 70 minute review of the phantom menance

I was gonna say the team fuct up hardcore as well... but your comment about friend and the making of ep.1 vid make realize that it really was all jorge's fault. Being that the fucking team probably figured out really quickly that they could spend a lot of time and love into a project only to have jorge ruin it with a horrible decision. So I guess in retrospect I can understand the reasoning of people like the lady who was like whatever it kinda works about the fucking horrible mouth movement on the trade fed alien douches. They probably got the point where they only would spend the time to make sure their work was merely acceptable.

this was incredibly well done.

I wanted him to talk about the hilarious and disheartening racial stereotypes in this clusterfuck of a movie. the japanese baddies and "comic relief" funny walk/talk black man jar jar really sent this movie over the edge for me.

This was really a treat. Better than most blockbuster movies I've seen in the last years, and definitely had more edge to it all.

Did he do Lord of the Rings too?

  On 12/19/2009 at 5:01 PM, dr lopez said:

I wanted him to talk about the hilarious and disheartening racial stereotypes in this clusterfuck of a movie. the japanese baddies and "comic relief" funny walk/talk black man jar jar really sent this movie over the edge for me.

I was really surprised he didn't go over that, I guess because it's too obvious?

Just finished part 2 of 7 and I'm hooked

I expected to be bored shitless by this but it was the quickest 70 minutes I can remember, fucking brilliant. It gave me a much-needed kick up the arse as well, no longer I will kid myself that Phantom Menace wasn't quite as bad as everybody said.

  On 12/19/2009 at 3:51 PM, dr lopez said:

If you remember the four armed fat alien had a fucking gay ass mustache. That was the huge fucking turd idea that george had.

I remember thinking at the time how fucking ridiculous that 'tache was.

Dexter Jettster cant get enough gary's to ride his mustache

I've been bored out of my mind today and not feeling creative so I watched some of the star trek vids on his channel and those are funny as shit too.

I done watched the whole 70 minutes. Thanks for posting.

For some one who literally grew up with the originals, the Phantom Menace was completely soul crushing. I knew it was going to be awful, but waited until the last week it was in the theaters and finally saw it. It was worst than what I could've imagined. This guy touched on every criticism I ever had on that piece of shit flick, not to mention the added footage to the originals too. So great!

THIS WAS WELL WORTH MY TIME: "*****"

the part he's talking about battle droids and it cuts to george lucas going "yeah they're really pretty useless" and then "FUCK YOU" had me loling

I hope someone, one day, forces Lucas to watch this.

I bet George Lucas forces it off Youtube. Give it a few weeks.

I was about to suggest that we google-bomb it to the top of the list

But if you google 'phantom menace' its already the _third_ link! awesome!

i'll do my bit:

phantom menace

BTW The angry video game nerd did a very nice review of all six movies, and it's not 70 minutes long:

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=936

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=959

This guy sounds like strongbad from homestar runner.

I got about halfway threw the first video.

i skipped the first one, but the rest were good.

This guy is brilliant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqb9q3c1Pxo&feature=related

Oh my god

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1PBiq-2OE&feature=related

Oh noooo, I'm gonna have en eplieptic seizure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkxQ6HYDwIA

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YESSSSS

Can't wait!