which race are you most attracted to sexually?

i like racial blurs

  On 12/20/2009 at 9:45 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

Farr, all the chicks you banged had big meaty beef curtains so they all gave you the same sensation on your glans no matter what race they were.

  On 12/20/2009 at 9:46 PM, Yegg said:

  On 12/20/2009 at 9:33 PM, Rubin Farr said:

i've had white, asian and latino women, but now i'm going for a half Thai / half white girl. double the pleasure double the fun.

 

Because she has a penis?

no because i get my white and asian fix at once. she's hot as fuck so slag all u want i don't give a fuck.

I like em like I like my coffee... stong and black bebe, nah what im sayin?

beef curtains are awesome, suck and chew on them like a kebab from manchester

  On 12/21/2009 at 6:55 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

I like em like I like my coffee... stong and black bebe, nah what im sayin?

i like women like i like my coffee... hot black and full of whiskey

I like my women how i like my coffee..

GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

asians are cute

black chicks are awesome in bed

mulattos are the hottest

but i'mma go with white girls because they generally put up with more shit than all the other races combined

is it too late to say "steeplechase"?

I prefer white northern European women as they tend to be more intelligent than other races.

Irish women a course. As long as she has a donkey and child bearing hips.

in all honesty though has anyone ever touched a boob before? what's it like?

  On 12/21/2009 at 6:58 PM, Fred McGriff said:

in all honesty though has anyone ever touched a boob before? what's it like?

Nudge nudge

  On 12/21/2009 at 6:58 PM, Fred McGriff said:

in all honesty though has anyone ever touched a boob before? what's it like?

Like a bag of sand.

haha so it has been reported

yeah. bag of sand.

  On 12/21/2009 at 3:32 AM, kaini said:

there's a tiny, pale, dark-haired bulgarian girl i work with and every day it drives me insane that i'm not fucking her that very second. she used to have long gothy hair but she got it cut into a really sharp asymmetric take on a bettie page recently. she smokes imported bulgarian marlboro reds and the one time she gave me one i thought i had developed lung cancer on the spot. she runs a custom built ubuntu distro on her laptop and as far as i can tell listens to the cure, bowie, and bauhaus. she is perfect.

what the hell are you waiting for?

ask her out. you will be gutted if one day you go in and shes gone.

shes probably a lesbian.

it wont work man, dont worry about it.

although

fantasy in action:

tie her up and smack her in the face with packets of fruit snacks while blaring 73-Yips in the background.

Tell her the Cure were a dinky pop band posing as a goth act. Sort of like what McFly were to rock music.

She will admire your honesty.

then smack her with a bag of potatoes beating about her face until it becomes distorted enough to draw a portrait H.R. Giger style and then etch it in her forehead

THEN GIVE HER A MULE BRUNCH

(A MULE BRUNCH IS WHEN UR FUCKING HER AND TEHN U CUT HER HEAD OFF AND SHIT INTO HER NECK HOLES AND THEN U KICK HER IN THE STOMACH AND PEE ON THE CEELING)

AND THEN SAUTEE IT UP WITH BUTTER FOR 20 MIN OR UNTIL THE FLESH GETS LOOSE THEN PUNCH THE FLESH INTO THE PAN SCALDING YOUR FINGERS AND SOUL

  On 12/21/2009 at 3:32 AM, kaini said:

there's a tiny, pale, dark-haired bulgarian girl i work with and every day it drives me insane that i'm not fucking her that very second. she used to have long gothy hair but she got it cut into a really sharp asymmetric take on a bettie page recently. she smokes imported bulgarian marlboro reds and the one time she gave me one i thought i had developed lung cancer on the spot. she runs a custom built ubuntu distro on her laptop and as far as i can tell listens to the cure, bowie, and bauhaus. she is perfect.

omg

  On 12/21/2009 at 7:55 PM, Conor74 said:

Tell her the Cure were a dinky pop band posing as a goth act. Sort of like what McFly were to rock music.

 

She will admire your honesty.

this.

she does sound hot though. i know two similarly fit bulgarians, but they're both muslim for some reason so won't bang me (or anyone)

  On 12/21/2009 at 10:26 PM, xxx said:

  On 12/21/2009 at 7:40 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

yeah. bag of sand.

 

Fuck, who said that--about titties feeling like sand and every board member said WTF? collectively?--I remember it being a serious wave of lol's for awhile. I swear there needs to be an Encyclopedia WATMMica

i believe the reference is from 40-year old virgin, no? either way major lol