wank attire?

  On 12/22/2009 at 3:51 PM, keltoi said:

  On 12/22/2009 at 3:49 PM, mafted said:

oh, so this is the puberty thread? personal discoveries? you boys have fun.

 

act your age.

hypocrites beyond belief

i dress myself as a 3 year old child and watch myself intently in the mirror as i jerk off, it's quite spectacular

  On 12/22/2009 at 3:49 PM, mafted said:

oh, so this is the puberty thread? personal discoveries? you boys have fun.

how long have you been here ?

i put on a hazmat suit and hump this piece of uranium i found in my backyard

lol

i wear a layer of mud to confuse his heat vision, thread my arms through some tree roots, and try to come as cool as possible

has anyone tried the wank biscuit game?

i have a special solitaire version

Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank?

It depends on the time of the day, drop the trousers mid-day, get naked at night.

  On 12/23/2009 at 11:39 AM, chassis said:

Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank?

You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out.

  On 12/23/2009 at 3:30 PM, mafted said:

  On 12/23/2009 at 11:39 AM, chassis said:

Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank?

 

 

You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out.

Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet.

  On 12/23/2009 at 6:28 AM, xxx said:

Probably one of the more strange masturbatory experiences had less to do with attire and more with accessories. It's also somewhat symbolic of the transition from boy to man. I had this wicked werewolf Halloween mask complete with brown fur as a kid. I pulled it out of retirement around the time my ween0x got it 5 or 6 times a day (age 12). I would smuggle it to the bathroom and sort of...jack off, rub, etc. with the fur portion as I tried to fantasize it as a woman's pubic hair. I wish I had aerial footage of that today because the werewolf face would be facing out and it would look I was furiously skull fucking a werewolf.

lol

followed by horrible realisation that this image is forever singed in my mind

also 5 or 6 times a day, you are a champeen amongst champeens

  On 12/23/2009 at 3:39 PM, chassis said:

  On 12/23/2009 at 3:30 PM, mafted said:

  On 12/23/2009 at 11:39 AM, chassis said:

Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank?

 

 

You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out.

 

Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet.

If it takes being a dick to speak your mind then I'm all for it.

  On 12/23/2009 at 3:57 PM, mafted said:

  On 12/23/2009 at 3:39 PM, chassis said:

  On 12/23/2009 at 3:30 PM, mafted said:

  On 12/23/2009 at 11:39 AM, chassis said:

Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank?

 

 

You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out.

 

Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet.

 

If it takes being a dick to speak your mind then I'm all for it.

You should take the cock outta your ear before posting.

why don't you fly over here so i can fuck you up, fuck up?

i'll bitch about whatever i want when i want you piece of shite.

please leave the forum and never come back mafted. that was most embarrasingly pathetic thing ive read for a long time.

yeah mafted is the worst watmmer ever

oh it's on

in a wank attire thread

  On 12/23/2009 at 6:02 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

 

in a wank attire thread

Shiiii man, this is where the gangstas live.

  On 12/23/2009 at 5:31 PM, mafted said:

why don't you fly over here so i can fuck you up, fuck up?

 

i'll bitch about whatever i want when i want you piece of shite.

Will you pay for my flight? Free trip to the US wahey, maybe even a working Visa.

Wankers .lol.

  On 12/23/2009 at 6:28 AM, xxx said:

Probably one of the more strange masturbatory experiences had less to do with attire and more with accessories. It's also somewhat symbolic of the transition from boy to man. I had this wicked werewolf Halloween mask complete with brown fur as a kid. I pulled it out of retirement around the time my ween0x got it 5 or 6 times a day (age 12). I would smuggle it to the bathroom and sort of...jack off, rub, etc. with the fur portion as I tried to fantasize it as a woman's pubic hair. I wish I had aerial footage of that today because the werewolf face would be facing out and it would look I was furiously skull fucking a werewolf.

holy mother of lol,

can you tell us anything about the fetishes you developed as an adult?

Space suit.