Guest mafted Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 On 12/22/2009 at 4:51 PM, keltoi said: On 12/22/2009 at 4:49 PM, mafted said: oh, so this is the puberty thread? personal discoveries? you boys have fun. act your age. hypocrites beyond belief Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1194630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 i dress myself as a 3 year old child and watch myself intently in the mirror as i jerk off, it's quite spectacular On 12/22/2009 at 4:49 PM, mafted said: oh, so this is the puberty thread? personal discoveries? you boys have fun. how long have you been here ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1194739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 i put on a hazmat suit and hump this piece of uranium i found in my backyard Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1194743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1194748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1194934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 i wear a layer of mud to confuse his heat vision, thread my arms through some tree roots, and try to come as cool as possible Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 has anyone tried the wank biscuit game? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 i have a special solitaire version Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 It depends on the time of the day, drop the trousers mid-day, get naked at night. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 12:39 PM, chassis said: Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 4:30 PM, mafted said: On 12/23/2009 at 12:39 PM, chassis said: Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 7:28 AM, xxx said: Probably one of the more strange masturbatory experiences had less to do with attire and more with accessories. It's also somewhat symbolic of the transition from boy to man. I had this wicked werewolf Halloween mask complete with brown fur as a kid. I pulled it out of retirement around the time my ween0x got it 5 or 6 times a day (age 12). I would smuggle it to the bathroom and sort of...jack off, rub, etc. with the fur portion as I tried to fantasize it as a woman's pubic hair. I wish I had aerial footage of that today because the werewolf face would be facing out and it would look I was furiously skull fucking a werewolf. lol followed by horrible realisation that this image is forever singed in my mind also 5 or 6 times a day, you are a champeen amongst champeens Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 4:39 PM, chassis said: On 12/23/2009 at 4:30 PM, mafted said: On 12/23/2009 at 12:39 PM, chassis said: Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet. If it takes being a dick to speak your mind then I'm all for it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 4:57 PM, mafted said: On 12/23/2009 at 4:39 PM, chassis said: On 12/23/2009 at 4:30 PM, mafted said: On 12/23/2009 at 12:39 PM, chassis said: Mafted has something to hide, maybe he cant wank? You're right. I was fucking your mother the whole time. She's a bag. She helped me with my wanking, though, so it works out. Cool bro. I'm happy that you can now let your stress out by beating one out rather than being a dick on the internet. If it takes being a dick to speak your mind then I'm all for it. You should take the cock outta your ear before posting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 (edited) why don't you fly over here so i can fuck you up, fuck up? i'll bitch about whatever i want when i want you piece of shite. Edited December 23, 2009 by mafted Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 please leave the forum and never come back mafted. that was most embarrasingly pathetic thing ive read for a long time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 yeah mafted is the worst watmmer ever Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 oh it's on in a wank attire thread Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 7:02 PM, Bob Dobalina said: in a wank attire thread Shiiii man, this is where the gangstas live. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 6:31 PM, mafted said: why don't you fly over here so i can fuck you up, fuck up? i'll bitch about whatever i want when i want you piece of shite. Will you pay for my flight? Free trip to the US wahey, maybe even a working Visa. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Wankers .lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 On 12/23/2009 at 7:28 AM, xxx said: Probably one of the more strange masturbatory experiences had less to do with attire and more with accessories. It's also somewhat symbolic of the transition from boy to man. I had this wicked werewolf Halloween mask complete with brown fur as a kid. I pulled it out of retirement around the time my ween0x got it 5 or 6 times a day (age 12). I would smuggle it to the bathroom and sort of...jack off, rub, etc. with the fur portion as I tried to fantasize it as a woman's pubic hair. I wish I had aerial footage of that today because the werewolf face would be facing out and it would look I was furiously skull fucking a werewolf. holy mother of lol, can you tell us anything about the fetishes you developed as an adult? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Space suit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51793-wank-attire/page/2/#findComment-1195573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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