patternoverlap Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1819586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 On 5/17/2012 at 7:02 PM, patternoverlap said: Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. link? how are the reviews of it, over at amazon? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1819590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 On 12/24/2009 at 3:26 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: On 12/24/2009 at 2:24 AM, zaphod said: stars of the lid drone of a fart Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1819595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 On 5/17/2012 at 7:07 PM, iep said: On 5/17/2012 at 7:02 PM, patternoverlap said: Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. link? how are the reviews of it, over at amazon? McGriff Industries manufactures them. I don't think they are on Amazon yet. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1820268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 On 5/18/2012 at 7:36 PM, patternoverlap said: On 5/17/2012 at 7:07 PM, iep said: On 5/17/2012 at 7:02 PM, patternoverlap said: Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens. link? how are the reviews of it, over at amazon? McGriff Industries manufactures them. I don't think they are on Amazon yet. i hope that McGriff will do a review at Amazon regardless Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1820281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 It's started up again this week. Wouldn't mind so much, but I was in my tiny little office today with the dodgy air conditioning and a full day of appointments. It was almost a proto fart chamber. Apparently up to 24 farts a day is normal. I reckon I'm exceeding that every hour. It's fartogeddon. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Zemura yvI oo ii oo Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 What would you say the average moisture rating would be this time? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 11/9/2012 at 11:50 PM, Zeffolia said: What would you say the average moisture rating would be this time? They're consistently dry, I'd say a 2 on the wine spectrum. In fact they're generic bordering on a transcendental platonic idea of a fart. A short resonant 'pffffftttt', and a methane dominated odour that quickly dissipates. Quite often one or two smaller aftershocks. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) On 5/17/2012 at 7:10 PM, dr lopez said: On 12/24/2009 at 3:26 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: On 12/24/2009 at 2:24 AM, zaphod said: stars of the lid drone of a fart Dungtitled (In A Major) Edited November 10, 2012 by Goiter Sanchez Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902227 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 ask someone to suck the farts out of your asshole. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
futureimage Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 On 5/17/2012 at 7:10 PM, dr lopez said: On 12/24/2009 at 3:26 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: On 12/24/2009 at 2:24 AM, zaphod said: stars of the lid drone of a fart irl lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide futureimage's signature Hide all signatures New Future Image album, Definite Complex, out now!FUTURE IMAGE RECORDS Future Image Definite ComplexIntelligent Dasein Sound Experiments #1papertiger harmonizing the seamsP/R/P/E The Speed of RevolutionWilliam S. Braintree This is StoryKaleid Machines Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 if i drink Cider, i can clear a 3 meter radius in a pub or club dancefloor. Serious hoofing stench from my rotting guts! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 Usually the best cure for excessive flatulence is to take a dump. If you need to fart in public though, make sure you don't fart louder than the ambient noise in your vicinity. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51841-cant-stop-farting/page/2/#findComment-1902683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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