Can't stop farting

Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens.

  On 5/17/2012 at 7:02 PM, patternoverlap said:

Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens.

link?

how are the reviews of it, over at amazon?

  On 12/24/2009 at 3:26 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 12/24/2009 at 2:24 AM, zaphod said:

stars of the lid drone of a fart

  On 5/17/2012 at 7:07 PM, iep said:

  On 5/17/2012 at 7:02 PM, patternoverlap said:

Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens.

 

link?

 

how are the reviews of it, over at amazon?

McGriff Industries manufactures them. I don't think they are on Amazon yet.

  On 5/18/2012 at 7:36 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 5/17/2012 at 7:07 PM, iep said:

  On 5/17/2012 at 7:02 PM, patternoverlap said:

Maybe purchase a fart chamber© for yourself next time this happens.

 

link?

 

how are the reviews of it, over at amazon?

 

McGriff Industries manufactures them. I don't think they are on Amazon yet.

i hope that McGriff will do a review at Amazon regardless

It's started up again this week. Wouldn't mind so much, but I was in my tiny little office today with the dodgy air conditioning and a full day of appointments. It was almost a proto fart chamber.

Apparently up to 24 farts a day is normal. I reckon I'm exceeding that every hour. It's fartogeddon.

What would you say the average moisture rating would be this time?

  On 11/9/2012 at 11:50 PM, Zeffolia said:

What would you say the average moisture rating would be this time?

They're consistently dry, I'd say a 2 on the wine spectrum. In fact they're generic bordering on a transcendental platonic idea of a fart. A short resonant 'pffffftttt', and a methane dominated odour that quickly dissipates. Quite often one or two smaller aftershocks.

  On 5/17/2012 at 7:10 PM, dr lopez said:

  On 12/24/2009 at 3:26 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 12/24/2009 at 2:24 AM, zaphod said:

stars of the lid drone of a fart

Dungtitled (In A Major)

ask someone to suck the farts out of your asshole.

  On 5/17/2012 at 7:10 PM, dr lopez said:

  On 12/24/2009 at 3:26 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 12/24/2009 at 2:24 AM, zaphod said:

stars of the lid drone of a fart

irl lol

if i drink Cider, i can clear a 3 meter radius in a pub or club dancefloor. Serious hoofing stench from my rotting guts!

Usually the best cure for excessive flatulence is to take a dump. If you need to fart in public though, make sure you don't fart louder than the ambient noise in your vicinity.