uk terrorist attempts to blow up detroit plane

if you set fire to something on a plane, you're usually looking for trouble.

  On 12/26/2009 at 12:35 PM, chunky said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6886600/Detroit-British-student-in-al-Qaeda-airline-bomb-attempt.html

 

The 23-year-old attempted to ignite an explosive device strapped to his leg

 

He then injected the syringe into something held in his stomach area, possibly a powdery substance, and smoke and flames quickly followed.

 

Confused, so he ignited something near his stomach, and his legs got set on fire?! How did security manage to not detet this elaborate walking firework man

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he would have never got caught if he got up to use the bathroom and did the peepee dance on the way there

  On 12/26/2009 at 9:19 PM, loganfive said:

it just sounds like a made up story to me.

 

 

'plucky bystanders avert terrorism by overpowering bungling terrorist'

me too, i have a very hard time believing any stories like this. why i found the film United 93 unwatchable on several planes of existence

'let's roll'

uk terrorists attempts to plane up blow detroit

  On 12/26/2009 at 1:36 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

Sounds like the kind of stunt chunky or hathathat would try and pull (and fail hard at)

You mean like when they got rejected at the interviews for 9/11?

  On 12/26/2009 at 7:16 PM, ezkerraldean said:

lol, lamest terrorist attack ever. blacks make shit terrorists. you need to be a raghead to be able to pull it off in style.

LOL

yeah, my cohort really fucked this one up

now all the other terrorists will be making fun of his incompetence.

  On 12/28/2009 at 1:39 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

man what is with it with these terrorists?

it's not like the US has ever killed innocent middle easterners.

there is no such thing as "innocent middle easterners".

After they had him handcuffed in the front of the plane I bet it was like in the movie airplane! And there was a line of people waiting to get their shot at him with boxing gloves and crowbars

  On 12/28/2009 at 3:37 AM, jules said:

After they had him handcuffed in the front of the plane I bet it was like in the movie airplane! And there was a line of people waiting to get their shot at him with boxing gloves and crowbars

Yeah probably

condom-full of c4 up butt... go to bathroom, boom . . . how come no-ones tried this yet?

edit: triple post whoa

condom-full of c4 up butt... go to bathroom, boom . . . how come no-ones tried this yet?

This thread should really be called 'Nutter with fireworks, outs idiots'.

  On 12/26/2009 at 9:19 PM, loganfive said:

it just sounds like a made up story to me.

 

 

'plucky bystanders avert terrorism by overpowering bungling terrorist'

Sounds like the plot for the next Mr.Bean movie...

  On 12/28/2009 at 11:02 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

because that's so gay

YOU're so gay

from the uk, you say? come on then, where's my regime change? *waits*

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Whose idea was this? Blowing yourself up is one thing, but doing it with a bomb in your CROTCH activated by a SYRINGE of ACID is just too much. That kid really must have hated his life. And his junk.

Perfect ending to a perfect decade.