things you can talk about to prolong a conversation

  On 12/28/2009 at 5:51 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  On 12/28/2009 at 3:55 PM, Brandi_B said:

It helps in meeting new people too "Hey, nice cheeseburger shirt, did you hear today a guy ate a 20 lb cheeseburger, crazy, whats your name" etc.

 

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

try it as a pickup line, take pics and post your results ;)

so u liek boc?

Ask questions! Lots of questions!

That is all.

all you have to do is recite posts from watmm.

she'll love it.

hahaha

this girl is apparently eating out out your arse, so just talk about the weather.

  On 12/28/2009 at 6:46 PM, theSun said:

all you have to do is recite posts from watmm.

 

she'll love it.

Yeah, go through every post in the Funny Quotes topic without EVER pausing.

Take out a ukulele and start singing to her.

  On 12/28/2009 at 6:46 PM, theSun said:

all you have to do is recite posts from watmm.

 

she'll love it.

Oh no's, then we may end up with another female member. And following that, wattm's first marriage.

Who'd get to be best man I wonder ? There would probably have to be a poll, given the way this place usually runs. Either that or joy would step in and arbitrarily decide for you/us.

I think Fred would be a great best man. At least he'd probably tell a few amusing anecdotes before getting ridiculously drunk and start posting to watmm from inside the men's shitter.

  On 12/28/2009 at 11:45 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

tell her to show you what she gonna do with all that junk... all that junk up in her trunk

Dude you already have this in the fucking bag. Just send her this card, and call it a day.

http://i.imgur.com/tTMSM.jpg

ask her about her wiping technique. when she looks at you quizzically, striking that same dumb pose she strikes in the three pictures you've posted, ask her "when you wipe shit off your anus, how do you do it? because a guy on the internet wanted to know." then lean in, let your disgusting white guy dreadlocks fall in front of your eyes in the same manner they do when you're banging out a flashbulb rip off in an empty all ages venue, look her in the eyes and say "do you sit or do you stand up? zaphod wants to know" then punch her cunt

  On 12/28/2009 at 8:45 PM, MetalLizard said:

Dude you already have this in the fucking bag. Just send her this card, and call it a day.

http://i.imgur.com/tTMSM.jpg

Cuuuute!

how Bush and the new world order sucks

How ridiculous other random people around you look

The ridiculousness and behaviour akin only to dumb cattle that people adapt when in large crowds. Laughable.

How theres too much CGI in film nowadays

How the heart and soul has gone from the high street vendors etc.

*shaking a stick at everything*

  On 12/28/2009 at 9:57 AM, Producer Snafu said:

soooooooo, this chick down the street whom i have had a crush on since the 4th grade has moved back in with her parents and she has tooken an interest to further socialise with me.

Let me guess... Your name is Peter Parker and hers is Mary Jane Watson!

Tell her you made a thread on here and explain why and that you posted her pictures for everyone to see. Putty mate! (in your hands)

*BURP*

  On 12/28/2009 at 11:26 PM, placidburp said:

Tell her you made a thread on here and explain why and that you posted her pictures for everyone to see. Putty mate! (in your hands)

better yet, why not print out the thread and show it to her?

which would she rather have:

flight or invisibility?

Hold on hold on... someone ate a 20lb cheeseburger? lets talk about that instead

  On 12/29/2009 at 1:31 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

IMO she's after you in a good way. make of it what you will.

seconded. you're totally in, motherfucker.

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to avoid an awkward momment

momment.

that's some silly shit

fuck her in the penis

  On 12/29/2009 at 12:06 AM, dr lopez said:

which would she rather have:

 

flight or invisibility?

 

 

 

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you could always take her to beandip island

 

i already took her to beandip island, i gave her my beandip for christmas and she posted it on facebook.

cuuuuuute