Brandi_B Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 On 12/28/2009 at 5:51 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: On 12/28/2009 at 3:55 PM, Brandi_B said: It helps in meeting new people too "Hey, nice cheeseburger shirt, did you hear today a guy ate a 20 lb cheeseburger, crazy, whats your name" etc. :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: try it as a pickup line, take pics and post your results ;) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 so u liek boc? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Ask questions! Lots of questions! That is all. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 all you have to do is recite posts from watmm. she'll love it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 hahaha this girl is apparently eating out out your arse, so just talk about the weather. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 On 12/28/2009 at 6:46 PM, theSun said: all you have to do is recite posts from watmm. she'll love it. Yeah, go through every post in the Funny Quotes topic without EVER pausing. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Take out a ukulele and start singing to her. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 (edited) On 12/28/2009 at 6:46 PM, theSun said: all you have to do is recite posts from watmm. she'll love it. Oh no's, then we may end up with another female member. And following that, wattm's first marriage. Who'd get to be best man I wonder ? There would probably have to be a poll, given the way this place usually runs. Either that or joy would step in and arbitrarily decide for you/us. Edited December 28, 2009 by delet... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 I think Fred would be a great best man. At least he'd probably tell a few amusing anecdotes before getting ridiculously drunk and start posting to watmm from inside the men's shitter. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 On 12/28/2009 at 11:45 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said: tell her to show you what she gonna do with all that junk... all that junk up in her trunk Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MetalLizard Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Dude you already have this in the fucking bag. Just send her this card, and call it a day. http://i.imgur.com/tTMSM.jpg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198858 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 ask her about her wiping technique. when she looks at you quizzically, striking that same dumb pose she strikes in the three pictures you've posted, ask her "when you wipe shit off your anus, how do you do it? because a guy on the internet wanted to know." then lean in, let your disgusting white guy dreadlocks fall in front of your eyes in the same manner they do when you're banging out a flashbulb rip off in an empty all ages venue, look her in the eyes and say "do you sit or do you stand up? zaphod wants to know" then punch her cunt Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 On 12/28/2009 at 8:45 PM, MetalLizard said: Dude you already have this in the fucking bag. Just send her this card, and call it a day. http://i.imgur.com/tTMSM.jpg Cuuuute! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 how Bush and the new world order sucks How ridiculous other random people around you look The ridiculousness and behaviour akin only to dumb cattle that people adapt when in large crowds. Laughable. How theres too much CGI in film nowadays How the heart and soul has gone from the high street vendors etc. *shaking a stick at everything* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 On 12/28/2009 at 9:57 AM, Producer Snafu said: soooooooo, this chick down the street whom i have had a crush on since the 4th grade has moved back in with her parents and she has tooken an interest to further socialise with me. Let me guess... Your name is Peter Parker and hers is Mary Jane Watson! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Tell her you made a thread on here and explain why and that you posted her pictures for everyone to see. Putty mate! (in your hands) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 *BURP* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 On 12/28/2009 at 11:26 PM, placidburp said: Tell her you made a thread on here and explain why and that you posted her pictures for everyone to see. Putty mate! (in your hands) better yet, why not print out the thread and show it to her? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1198985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 which would she rather have: flight or invisibility? Reveal hidden contents you could always take her to beandip island Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1199002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Hold on hold on... someone ate a 20lb cheeseburger? lets talk about that instead Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1199018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 1:31 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: IMO she's after you in a good way. make of it what you will. seconded. you're totally in, motherfucker. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1199079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsosh Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Quote to avoid an awkward momment momment. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ericsosh's signature Hide all signatures Yo, my name is Saad and I don't give a fuck. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1199087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 that's some silly shit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1199105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 fuck her in the penis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1199110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 On 12/29/2009 at 12:06 AM, dr lopez said: which would she rather have: flight or invisibility? Reveal hidden contents you could always take her to beandip island i already took her to beandip island, i gave her my beandip for christmas and she posted it on facebook. cuuuuuute Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/51952-things-you-can-talk-about-to-prolong-a-conversation/page/2/#findComment-1199137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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