Who Are You?

today my socks are rainbow tie-dye

because I needed a morale boost

... and that is me.

all of you are holding back!.......now come on, just alittle information.

you could describe the lint in your ears....

or the crust in your eyes?

  On 1/9/2010 at 11:21 PM, Brandi_B said:

you first

ok....now you

i have hugged a fully grown horse and it felt quite good

Metastasis

Minim

Cytology

Rampart

Mudslide

Dipylon

Charolais

Plage

Shiksa

Imperilment

Testability

Fichu

Snappiness

Airworthiness

Bub

Wardship

Gasbag

Cashbook

Substratum

Archduke

Swallowtail

i kill planets with my penis

the phrase 'killer taste' derives from 'Kaini Is Liking or Loving Everything Related' taste

i once turned down a zero-gravity blowjob from stephen hawking

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:10 AM, kaini said:

i once turned down a zero-gravity blowjob from stephen hawking

i was sitting down quite far away when this happened

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:56 AM, AJW said:

LOL

he's not fool'in me. i know who he is.

-president of the united states of america

-formula 1 race car driver

-from the future

-elite

-froggy

-potentially insane

-drug addict

-your best friend

  On 1/10/2010 at 2:01 AM, ET said:

-president of the united states of america

 

-formula 1 race car driver

 

-from the future

 

-elite

 

-froggy

 

-potentially insane

 

-drug addict

 

-your best friend

i'm froggy

in 2012 my penis will be used to bat away a near-earth object

i don't like making a big deal about it though

at least youll be employed

wait a minute Troon, I thought we were the same person?! Whats a goin on here mon

  On 1/10/2010 at 2:26 AM, AJW said:

wait a minute Troon, I thought we were the same person?! Whats a goin on here mon

If that's the case then I'm your motherfucking daddy, too.

  On 1/10/2010 at 2:35 AM, jefferoo said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 2:26 AM, AJW said:

wait a minute Troon, I thought we were the same person?! Whats a goin on here mon

If that's the case then I'm your motherfucking daddy, too.

fart, burp.

  On 1/10/2010 at 2:38 AM, troon said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 2:35 AM, jefferoo said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 2:26 AM, AJW said:

wait a minute Troon, I thought we were the same person?! Whats a goin on here mon

If that's the case then I'm your motherfucking daddy, too.

 

 

fart, burp.

Ahhh that felt good

- just pushed an enormous snowball down a driveway to impress someone

- have a head ache

- like the x files

- the last number of my pin code is 7

- was upset when apple stopped putting firewire ports on their laptops

- dressed as a penguin for halloween

- fingers smell of cigarettes

- there is a banana on my dresser

- like snow

- some of my finger nails have ridges in them for no apparent reason

you might want to look that up you know

http://dermnetnz.org/hair-nails-sweat/nails.html#plate

i...

-am sitting in chair

-am typing on keyboard

-am listening to green calx

-have pizza in oven

-have hair

-have toes

-have fingers

-have left eye

-am wearing slippers

-am stopping list now

am falling asleep reading about you

my nose is currently producing more mucus than my balls can semen.

you finally ran out

  On 1/10/2010 at 3:02 AM, hahathhat said:

i...-am sitting in chair-am typing on keyboard-am listening to green calx-have pizza in oven-have hair-have toes-have fingers-have left eye-am wearing slippers-am stopping list now

  On 1/10/2010 at 3:12 AM, AJW said:

am falling asleep reading about you

i'm not, i'm intrigued.

what kind of pizza?

where's your right eye?

is the chair cooshy?

im.... eating young coconuts

watching (500) days of summer

wishing i wasn't in pain from the same situation as the guy in the movie is going through

slippers

chair (cooshy)

mood is melancholy

movie is helping, it's funny.

i'm tired. i walked 3 miles each way to work today (part of my training)

i'm still hungry, probably ll'have some fig bars i made ...later for a snack.

recipe:

dried mission figs

ground chia seed

cardamom spice

agave

coconut butter

  On 1/10/2010 at 3:13 AM, lumpenprol said:

my nose is currently producing more mucus than my balls can semen.

lemon cozies are good when sickies are around

try:

lemon juice

ginger

cayenne pepper

agave (optional)

-heat on stove and drink when just cool enough to sip-