AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's just annoying having to que for ages while security embarrasingly go through the ridiculous routine of confiscating milk bottles from babies and eye medicine from old age pensioners Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 5:18 AM, Dr Clitterhaus said: On 1/10/2010 at 3:15 AM, ET said: She's shaved *posts in "Nice Tits" thread* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) Hired how? Free meals for the rest of your life in prison? Edited January 10, 2010 by marf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 5:36 AM, AJW said: It's just annoying having to que for ages while security embarrasingly go through the ridiculous routine of confiscating milk bottles from babies and eye medicine from old age pensioners It's gonna be worse when they get these scanners, They'll see your needle-deck and small beans. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Due to it's sheer volume, weight and menacing presence, they will remove Jonah Falcon's huge tackle on check in. If he behaves himself it will be returned to him unscathed (though probably covered in haggis) on destination, by Dr. Cuntenberger himself. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 if these scanners get implemented in australia, i'm gonna go out of my way to make sure i have a raging boner every time i go through one of them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Lol, I wonder if they could pick up on Essines' piercing(s). Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 don't really give a fuck, they can look at my dick if they want. as long as the world is closer to becoming exactly like Total Recall, I would just say that we are on course for Total Awesome. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 i really wish they gave away copies of the images that appear on the screens of the bag scanners. i've considered asking for a screenshot or something, but that might be taken as a 'joke about security' or something. like that time when my friend said 'lucky i left my C-4 at home!' while in the middle of the explosives test. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 9:23 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: On 1/10/2010 at 8:49 AM, modey said: i really wish they gave away copies of the images that appear on the screens of the bag scanners. i've considered asking for a screenshot or something, but that might be taken as a 'joke about security' or something. like that time when my friend said 'lucky i left my C-4 at home!' while in the middle of the explosives test. can't you get fined for joking about that shit here? airport security is srs business in australia. yeah they brought in the fines not long after he made that joke, haha. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 no, no, he didn't get fined but a couple of weeks later i was at the airport again and saw a sign about it, haha! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 3:15 AM, ET said: that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it and what if she decided to shove that gun/something else up her ass? would the scanner detect it? or did she already do that? or what if she taped explosives under her feet? or behind her hair where you can't see shit? the system already failed, bro's Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 4:08 AM, Awepittance said: what are you guy's worrying about? you got something to hide? i personally don't do anything illegal so i'm fine with it! what the fuck happened to integrity? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Of course this technology is worth the loss of civil liberties: there's a chance pics of naked celebrities might be leaked to the internet! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208640 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 1:05 PM, triachus said: On 1/10/2010 at 3:15 AM, ET said: that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it and what if she decided to shove that gun/something else up her ass? would the scanner detect it? or did she already do that? or what if she taped explosives under her feet? or behind her hair where you can't see shit? the system already failed, bro's I don't think this is a real image from the scanners, its just an inverted photo of a naked lady for illustrative purposes Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ivan Lennovitz Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 http://securitycheckporn.tumblr.com Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 1:05 PM, triachus said: that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it please invert and post to nice tits ; ) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsosh Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 5:22 AM, AJW said: Imagine how used to the smell of ganja an Amsterdam sniffer dog must be... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ericsosh's signature Hide all signatures Yo, my name is Saad and I don't give a fuck. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 On 1/10/2010 at 1:27 PM, chimera slot mom said: On 1/10/2010 at 4:08 AM, Awepittance said: what are you guy's worrying about? you got something to hide? i personally don't do anything illegal so i'm fine with it! what the fuck happened to integrity? he's being sarcastic. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/52318-airport-body-scanners/page/2/#findComment-1208691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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