Airport Body Scanners

It's just annoying having to que for ages while security embarrasingly go through the ridiculous routine of confiscating milk bottles from babies and eye medicine from old age pensioners

  On 1/10/2010 at 5:18 AM, Dr Clitterhaus said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 3:15 AM, ET said:

She's shaved

*posts in "Nice Tits" thread*

Hired how? Free meals for the rest of your life in prison?

  On 1/10/2010 at 5:36 AM, AJW said:

It's just annoying having to que for ages while security embarrasingly go through the ridiculous routine of confiscating milk bottles from babies and eye medicine from old age pensioners

It's gonna be worse when they get these scanners, They'll see your needle-deck and small beans.

Due to it's sheer volume, weight and menacing presence, they will remove Jonah Falcon's huge tackle on check in. If he behaves himself it will be returned to him unscathed (though probably covered in haggis) on destination, by Dr. Cuntenberger himself.

if these scanners get implemented in australia, i'm gonna go out of my way to make sure i have a raging boner every time i go through one of them.

Lol, I wonder if they could pick up on Essines' piercing(s).

don't really give a fuck, they can look at my dick if they want. as long as the world is closer to becoming exactly like Total Recall, I would just say that we are on course for Total Awesome.

i really wish they gave away copies of the images that appear on the screens of the bag scanners. i've considered asking for a screenshot or something, but that might be taken as a 'joke about security' or something. like that time when my friend said 'lucky i left my C-4 at home!' while in the middle of the explosives test.

  On 1/10/2010 at 9:23 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 8:49 AM, modey said:

i really wish they gave away copies of the images that appear on the screens of the bag scanners. i've considered asking for a screenshot or something, but that might be taken as a 'joke about security' or something. like that time when my friend said 'lucky i left my C-4 at home!' while in the middle of the explosives test.

can't you get fined for joking about that shit here? airport security is srs business in australia.

yeah they brought in the fines not long after he made that joke, haha.

no, no, he didn't get fined but a couple of weeks later i was at the airport again and saw a sign about it, haha!

  On 1/10/2010 at 3:15 AM, ET said:

that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it

and what if she decided to shove that gun/something else up her ass? would the scanner detect it? or did she already do that? or what if she taped explosives under her feet? or behind her hair where you can't see shit?

the system already failed, bro's

  On 1/10/2010 at 4:08 AM, Awepittance said:

what are you guy's worrying about? you got something to hide? i personally don't do anything illegal so i'm fine with it!

what the fuck happened to integrity?

Of course this technology is worth the loss of civil liberties: there's a chance pics of naked celebrities might be leaked to the internet!

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:05 PM, triachus said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 3:15 AM, ET said:

 

that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it

 

and what if she decided to shove that gun/something else up her ass? would the scanner detect it? or did she already do that? or what if she taped explosives under her feet? or behind her hair where you can't see shit?

 

the system already failed, bro's

I don't think this is a real image from the scanners, its just an inverted photo of a naked lady for illustrative purposes

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:05 PM, triachus said:

that becomes a regular fappable photo if you invert it

please invert and post to nice tits ; )

  On 1/10/2010 at 5:22 AM, AJW said:

Imagine how used to the smell of ganja an Amsterdam sniffer dog must be...

  On 1/10/2010 at 1:27 PM, chimera slot mom said:

  On 1/10/2010 at 4:08 AM, Awepittance said:

what are you guy's worrying about? you got something to hide? i personally don't do anything illegal so i'm fine with it!

 

what the fuck happened to integrity?

he's being sarcastic.