Penélope Cruz is the most beautiful goddamn woman in the entire world

Salma yes, Penelope hellz no.

and a shout out to Kat Dennings' boobs.

i dunno whats wrong with you guys, those white girls don't hold a candle to cruz or hayek.

  On 1/17/2010 at 11:44 PM, Fred McGriff said:

of course they are real.

 

what a duo. i dont know why i havent seen banditas yet

mayhap she had a kid after Desperado? Because they were in no way shape or form that big in that film. My adolescent mind would have burst at the time. Even though I don't think you see them nekkid in From Dusk Till Dawn, they are undoubtedly smaller than now.

  On 1/18/2010 at 12:40 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i dunno whats wrong with you guys, those white girls don't hold a candle to cruz or hayek.

truth

there's some bad shots of penelope but i'd take her over salma any day.

Cruz has a cuter face, but Salma's boobs are nicer.

  On 1/17/2010 at 10:37 AM, lumpenprol said:

the least hot thing about her is she may have done something with Tom Cruise's penis

This.

for some reason i always prefer penelope cruz because i always think back to that scene in Vanilla Sky with the slo-mo face shot while Spiritualized plays in the background...god thats so.....i dunno what.

  On 1/18/2010 at 12:59 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

i would also play the scarlett card but the fact that she's married to ryan reynolds is a huge turn-off.

i suspect that their permanent commitment isn't your biggest barrier to her slot.

  On 1/18/2010 at 1:20 AM, Braintree said:

Cruz has a cuter face, but Salma's boobs are nicer.

Given. This ain't the nice tits thread!

I've never been into Cruz, but I'll admit that her body looks amazing* in that Pirelli shoot. Hayek is pretty much the perfect woman.

I like Zooey, she's the obtainable indie-bird, but she's nowhere near Hayek.

* Amazing

But it's her face. I just don't like her face.

I am Penelope Cruz

controversial

I also love photography, it's my favorite hobby.

Penélope Cruz

(i think that about says it all)

OMG I WANT HER