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a cat came in the pub lastnight so i thought it could hang around for a bit before closing. cute little tabby. fucker just wanted food so i gave a bit of ham. it just harrassed me from then on, jumped and clawed at my hammy hands. so i ejected and barred the cat. and then i was itchy. im off cats.

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my cat just brought a live chipmunk into the house and dropped it as soon as she walked through the door. three of us spent the next thirty minutes trying to wrangle it into a cardboard box with a racquetball racquet before it got the best of us and disappeared somewhere into the house. the cat just laid there and watched the entire time. asshole.

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  On 5/27/2011 at 1:48 AM, uptown devil said:

my cat just brought a live chipmunk into the house and dropped it as soon as she walked through the door. three of us spent the next thirty minutes trying to wrangle it into a cardboard box with a racquetball racquet before it got the best of us and disappeared somewhere into the house. the cat just laid there and watched the entire time. asshole.

 

she/he was watching you play with it. She brought you a toy that everyone likes to play with, live prey.

 

meeow ~~ :cat:

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  On 5/27/2011 at 2:58 AM, delet... said:
  On 5/27/2011 at 1:48 AM, uptown devil said:

my cat just brought a live chipmunk into the house and dropped it as soon as she walked through the door. three of us spent the next thirty minutes trying to wrangle it into a cardboard box with a racquetball racquet before it got the best of us and disappeared somewhere into the house. the cat just laid there and watched the entire time. asshole.

 

she/he was watching you play with it. She brought you a toy that everyone likes to play with, live prey.

 

meeow ~~ :cat:

 

well she certainly had a satisfied look on her face.

 

luckily about a half hour ago she found the little guy again.. then we wrestled him away from her, ushered him into a shoe box and let him go outside. couldn't let him go out like that after the fight he put up.

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i want to be part of that embrace. It's exuding powerful hug rays, a new universal force.

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  On 5/27/2011 at 6:28 AM, baph said:

She's trying to teach you how to hunt because she thinks you're retarded.

well she needs to stop frontin'

 

 

 

 

  On 5/27/2011 at 6:35 AM, jefferoo said:

CUTEST CAT VIDEO EVER... it's on facebook.

 

so.. much.. cuteness..

 

 

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i used to have an old black kitteh called siouxsie.

 

she lived to around 22 (believe), then went blind and had to be put down.

 

i was fucking destroyed.

 

she is irreplaceable, hence i have no cat now, plus i like going on foreign holidays and it's a pain getting someone to look after kitteh.

 

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that aside, i may resort to extremes to stop the neighbours kittehs shitting in my garden.

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