cats

  On 5/12/2010 at 5:51 PM, keltoi said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 5:15 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 12:49 AM, Hoodie said:

my cat, named kitty, was on the garage door today and my grandpa closed it because he didn't know she was up there and it closed on her.

 

my family thinks she's ok. she can walk and eat, but i'm still worried about her.

 

My Siamese, Mr. Fuzzums, got trapped in the garage door last year (same thing; he was sleeping on top of the open garage door, and when it rolled down to close, it caught his rear leg between the door and the top wall of the garage) - he just had a bruised leg after the vet checked him out.

 

I'd keep an eye on kitty and if she limps or seems to be wheezing when breathing, take her to the vet and have her looked over to make sure she doesn't have any broken ribs or anything.

 

hahaha

We usually call him fur-fur or fuzzy, but that's his proper name.

  On 5/12/2010 at 6:18 PM, baph said:

  On 5/12/2010 at 5:26 PM, mafted said:

old roommate's cat

 

 

 

 

laugh out loud, how'd you get your old roomate's cat to demonstrate quantum superpositions while observing it?

Very carefully.. they're sly like that.

at the moment

i had a cat years ago that got killed in an electronic garage door. came home from school to find its eyes bulging out and some kids poking it with a stick.

dead cats weigh a fucking ton, i tell you.

OMG this is the saddest thing I've ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaP7STV1aFs

oh my fucking god i hate you that was not how i wanted to start my day.

:'( seriously

I said it was sad

i knooooow but stiiilllll. i couldn't not watch it.

  On 1/22/2010 at 2:15 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

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this fucking piece of shit rat bastard has pissed on every blanket I own for no good reason

My roommate had two cats. One was awesome, it would smoke with us (and in fact, that cat seemed to be completely insane, and he blamed the pot-rosin) and was real chill most of the time.

The other cat was a demon. She would crawl on my lap for attention, then claw the shit out of me when I stopped petting her.

pretty sure he is just being a piece of shit, I clean his litter box quite often and just generally treat him like a king, I gotta figure this conundrum out somehow though

I've tried, doesn't phase him, nigga eats rocks for breakfast

I once heard a funny story about George Clooney and a cat.

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CAT CRAP FEVER

 

He may be pulling in $12 million a picture and deified by women worldwide, but George Clooney is apparently not above digging around in cat shit for the sake of a good joke.

 

Actor Richard Kind (who plays Paul on "Spin City" and is a member of Clooney's inner circle) and his pet feline learned that lesson the hard way.

 

"Richard had this cat that he loved and adored," Ben Weiss, a "Friends" assistant director and another Clooney crony, recalls in the upcoming issue of Men's Journal. "So George would go in the bathroom, and that's where the litter box was. And there would be cat shit in there, so George would clean it up and flush it down the toilet. Then Richard would go in there and say, 'God, it's so weird. My cat hasn't taken a shit in forever.'"

 

This went on for days: the cat crapping, Clooney merrily scooping and flushing. And eventually, Kind grew understandably concerned.

 

"Richard went to the vet to get some kind of thing to make the cat go to the bathroom," says Weiss. "The poor cat. The cat's shitting, and George is still cleaning it up."

 

Clearly, the madness had to end. So the erstwhile "ER" star capped it off with a bang (or, more accurately, a thud).

 

"Finally, George stood over the cat box and took a giant shit," Weiss tells the magazine. "And finally Richard goes in there and says, 'Oh, my God! Kitty!'"

 

Smelling salts, stat.

I'd like cats but my roommate and his focking girlfriend are allergic. piss.

  On 1/21/2010 at 11:56 PM, iep said:

that's one vigilant cat you got there

 

well... here's mine. i trained it to eat catfood real fast and efficient-like

 

pic of mah other cat. he's a pretty fast eater too.

meet lil boosie

  On 5/13/2010 at 3:23 PM, Sprigg said:

My roommate had two cats. One was awesome, it would smoke with us (and in fact, that cat seemed to be completely insane, and he blamed the pot-rosin) and was real chill most of the time.

The other cat was a demon. She would crawl on my lap for attention, then claw the shit out of me when I stopped petting her.

apparently pot smoke is really really harmful to cats. good job.

Only picture I could find atm, he died (well disappeared) a couple of years ago unfortunately :(

He was pretty grumpy at times, but a great cat overall

Oscar was his name btw

when we lived in florida, my wife bought home a kitten... i made her dispose of it immediately... i'm not one of those that harm cats or other animals... but i despise cats, and i despise threads about cats...

FUCK CATS!

I'M OUT!

omg iep yr cat is adorable! the 2nd guy i mean

I miss having a cat.

My cat just gave birth (the female one, so I won't be collecting on any genetic engineering awards any time soon), to an all-black kitten that resembles the trashbear to a degree, but with less dexterity with which to upset the storage of detritus. She won't stay with the kitten, and will leave the room (if we don't shut her in with the baby) to sit with us to receive and project affection. If our household foster system was better equipped to nurse three-day-old kittens, I'd serve my own cat papers.

  On 5/16/2010 at 7:57 PM, Synthacone Implants said:

meet lil boosie

nice star trek blanket, fag

here are pics of my cat when he was still healthy, he was put down last week :(

  On 5/17/2010 at 1:31 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

  On 5/16/2010 at 7:57 PM, Synthacone Implants said:

meet lil boosie

 

nice star trek blanket, fag

my sentiments as well