Weird shit you have done

Made pancakes in the summer by pouring pancake batter on the roof of my friend's house

Went to a noise concert

used to go on late night drives to have a cigarette and a whack (while driving on the highway)

how did cumming work out?

inspired a freaky thread

sock. no traffic around. just the wind whipping through the windows as you race down the lonely, starry, black night

i'm so fucking hard right now

i did a bunch of speed once on a long road trip and wound up driving past my destination for a good half hour because i was havin such a good late night drivin' whack

goddamn that's inspiring.

wiretapped my muslim neighbour in the hope he was a terrorist. He wasn't.

had my dick sucked by another man.

me too

edit : aged 6

  On 1/25/2010 at 3:29 AM, Babar said:

wiretapped my muslim neighbour in the hope he was a terrorist. He wasn't.

lol if that's true. Jesus Titty Christ

I got two rubber gloves, a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard. I filled one with ketchup and the other with mustard and then duct taped them off onto my arm so as to prevent leakage. I wore them for several hours afterward. My left hand smelt like mustard for about a week.

Oh and I was really high on E if you're wondering about the why behind the plan.

at a glory hole or did you get to see the man's face?

that has to be a lie Babar

I didnt think elephants had prejudices.

  On 1/25/2010 at 3:39 AM, Rambo said:

that has to be a lie Babar

no. It wasn't phone tapping (although that must be really easy too). It was LAN-tapping. Extremely easy and well known. Check out arp spoofing and other man in the middle techniques. Oh i really had my cock sucked by a friend in 'maternal school' (in France school starts at 3 yo)

cool man

at least he was your friend. Still close?

  On 1/25/2010 at 3:42 AM, chassis said:

I didnt think elephants had prejudices.

Are you kidding me? Elephants never forget.

But thats an eagle, elephants live in castles in France.

Was playing Doom 3 and started masturbating to a Cyberdemon while a little girl watched me through my front windows.

you guys are sick fucks

  On 1/25/2010 at 4:11 AM, Echo said:

Was playing Doom 3 and started masturbating to a Cyberdemon while a little girl watched me through my front windows.

add bacon and i've done the same thing

kissed a tranny