Weird shit you have done

  On 1/26/2010 at 4:35 PM, keltoi said:

i sharted my pants while dancing at a gig.

 

i was just getting over an illness. what a mess!

That not that weird. I was completely prairie doging in some club and there was only one toilet and one urinal in the same room and no locks.

Still managed to wipe my ass though.

this was not just touching cloth, this was a hot wet stream of liquid gold. it soaked my shorts and jeans, ran down my legs and went inside my shoes.

hot liquid gold!

not weird though i admit, just nasty.

freshman and sophomore year, my roommates and I would occasionally cover ourselves in blankets and sheets, with various things over our heads, and pile into the dorm elevator for a few minutes, making sure that a few people saw us or rode with us, then we would run out on a vacant floor and take the stairs out the back of the building. apparently people started calling it "the elevator people" and made up all of these weird cult/ghost rumors.

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:52 PM, patternoverlap said:

freshman and sophomore year, my roommates and I would occasionally cover ourselves in blankets and sheets, with various things over our heads, and pile into the dorm elevator for a few minutes, making sure that a few people saw us or rode with us, then we would run out on a vacant floor and take the stairs out the back of the building. apparently people started calling it "the elevator people" and made up all of these weird cult/ghost rumors.

AWESOME