17 stitches a snapped arm and a fence post

China may, in the south or in more rural areas, but there's nothing nicer than being able to walk anywhere in a big city like Shanghai at any time of day and not feel threatened. I guess that's one of the positive sides of living in authoritarian state? I'm not saying there's no violence - a stinky tofu vendor knifed another stinky tofu vendor to death near my work a few months ago - but no areas feel violent. Coming from SF and Oakland, where you can walk two blocks in the wrong direction and run the risk of getting mugged, it's really pleasant to not have to think about that.

Who in their right mind would pick a fight with Kaen?

That sucks, man. I hope it heals up well. At least you have a sweet scar now.

I have one on the back of my head from being hit by a brick.

we may have muggers, but at least we have free muggers!

  On 1/26/2010 at 7:53 AM, lumpenprol said:

China may, in the south or in more rural areas, but there's nothing nicer than being able to walk anywhere in a big city like Shanghai at any time of day and not feel threatened. I guess that's one of the positive sides of living in authoritarian state? I'm not saying there's no violence - a stinky tofu vendor knifed another stinky tofu vendor to death near my work a few months ago - but no areas feel violent. Coming from SF and Oakland, where you can walk two blocks in the wrong direction and run the risk of getting mugged, it's really pleasant to not have to think about that.

There's some truth to that, when portugal was under the salazar regime the old people now say they were much safer back then than they are now, there must be some balance, too much freedom just leads to chaos. I always try to avoid fights, I know they don't want to play fair, they just want to kick the living shit out of me and don't want to get injured while doing so, specially here where the aggressors have more rights than the victims.

police will be here soon for a statement, im really not in the mood but its gotta be done

ugh

drop some attempted murder shit on them chav scumz

so was it just the guys bones that broke or did his arm actually snap in two?

  On 1/26/2010 at 7:30 AM, lumpenprol said:

China is blissfully chav free, you're always welcome to visit!

Korea too, contrary to whatever Smetty experienced...

KAEN!

DON'T DIE FROM THE CHAVS!

WE LOVE YOU!

HEAL SUPER MEGA FAST!

TELL EVERYONE YOU REALLY BURSTED THRU DRYWAQLL!

HEALTH!

thankyou atop, you always manage to convey a deep meaning with your weird way of putting things, high five!

so was part of your scalp actually flapped open?

I have to say you're more of a man than I am, standing up to them like that.

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:18 AM, lumpenprol said:

so was part of your scalp actually flapped open?

 

I have to say you're more of a man than I am, standing up to them like that.

the skin yes, i could touch my own skull. im hoping once the police come today i can persuade them to hand over a copy of the pictures taken of my head in the ambulance before i was all stitched up, thats going to be some epic shit right there!

  On 1/26/2010 at 4:29 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

  On 1/25/2010 at 11:50 PM, keltoi said:

i think i've told the tale of a big ned who battered my mate on the way home from the pub, stole his phone and wallet, then followed him to his flat thinking he was alone so he'd continue beating him up indoors and take more stuff...

 

turns out there was 8 of us in the flat and this thug learned a little lesson.

 

anyway hitting someone in the head with a fence post should be percieved as attempted murder.

 

 

oh man please go into detail....it would help me work my anger out...maybe even kaen too!

i'm not really into talking about fighting man...

basically my pal got his belongings back and got to unload his anger back on the guy. we were restrained, nothing silly happened, no head stamping or anything serious like that.

the guy got what we'd maybe call a scheme bootin here in scotland... and maybe a wee spot of humiliation and torture.

  On 1/26/2010 at 7:53 AM, lumpenprol said:

a stinky tofu vendor knifed another stinky tofu vendor to death near my work a few months ago

There has been a chainsaw massacre in my town a couple years ago. an Armenian job. They killed a couple. Only their baby were left alive.

oh and kaen, i think nobody has asked yet and maybe that's a pretty dumb question : how bad does it hurt ?

BRING THEM TO JUSTICE KAEN + POLICE

your friend is a true hero!

i'm so so sorry kaen ): i'm so sorry . . please heal quickly

FUCK. makes you think what would happen if it was just me tryign to defend my wife. i'm a fuckign pussy. FUCK.

Sometimes when I look around me at the tumbleweed blowing through my locality at night, I think I want action and neon lights and clubs, and then I hear about shit like this and think things are alllllllright. The whole episode sounds awful.

jesus christ dude

you are bad ass

Sorry to hear about this shit kaen. I've had a few kickings over the years (last one December just gone), but I'm relieved to say nothing as bad as what and your mate had. Far too many of these cunts knocking around these days. Get well dude.

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:23 AM, kaen said:

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:18 AM, lumpenprol said:

so was part of your scalp actually flapped open?

 

I have to say you're more of a man than I am, standing up to them like that.

the skin yes, i could touch my own skull. im hoping once the police come today i can persuade them to hand over a copy of the pictures taken of my head in the ambulance before i was all stitched up, thats going to be some epic shit right there!

so was it just the guys bones that broke or did his arm actually snap in two?

  On 1/26/2010 at 1:12 PM, Babar said:

oh and kaen, i think nobody has asked yet and maybe that's a pretty dumb question : how bad does it hurt ?

a bit, nothing more than slightly annoying really

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:27 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:23 AM, kaen said:

  On 1/26/2010 at 10:18 AM, lumpenprol said:

so was part of your scalp actually flapped open?

 

I have to say you're more of a man than I am, standing up to them like that.

the skin yes, i could touch my own skull. im hoping once the police come today i can persuade them to hand over a copy of the pictures taken of my head in the ambulance before i was all stitched up, thats going to be some epic shit right there!

 

so was it just the guys bones that broke or did his arm actually snap in two?

it was a clean break through the bone, the end of his arm was flailing about like a limp dick

how did the police shit go, today?

didnt arrive, i assume they were busy doing some csi shit, ha

Jesus fucking Christ, same thing happenned here to two Chinese dudes, they were being followed up the road by a bunch of chavs, me and my friend were stood on her balcony. All of a sudden these two Chinese dudes had had enough, they turnt round and starting going batshit fucking mental crazy with their limbs at this group of about 12 chavs. One of the chavs picks up a fucking "road workers" steel sign from the road works and smashes one of the Chinese dudes round the head, knocks him out cold, my friend is on the phone to the police at this point, then another chav comes from nowehere, likewise, with a fence post and knocks the other out cold.

The chavs ran off, and literally about 15 seconds later, after they've pegged it, about 50 Chinese dudes come pelting down the road and running in all directions to find them. Ten minutes later the police and ambulance turns up.

Hope you get better soon Kaen, fucking little cunts.