sleep talkin man

i could be alone on this but i found this site to have some genuine lols. basically this woman blogs all the crazy shit her husband says in his sleep. and no i dont think its fake. some things are actually real.

link

some favorites -

  Quote

"They're not smile lines, they're stretch marks. Cock sucker."

 

"Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day."

 

"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."

 

"Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."

 

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

 

"Avocados? You can shove them up your ass as well."

 

"Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents, Titfuck!"

this is making me really fucking paranoid about sleeping in a non-soundproofed area.

i got a friend who always talks in his sleep, once he's in really deep sleep. if i stay the night at his house, i always hear weird shit about 3 in the morning.

one time, he was saying something about parapalegics, horse jockeys, and large buckets. i laughed so hard, but i didn't want to wake him up. what really kicks ass is when it's really late, and he is laying on the floor falling asleep halfway thru a sentence. it'll instantly transition into something amazingly confusing

on a related note:

http://cryingwife.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc

theres something seriously wrong with that woman.

That's like a classic sign of depression. Seriously.

True story: I did tear up at the end of ROTJ when I first saw it, and oddly during return of the king when gandalf lights his stick thingy to chase away the nazgul.

i cried through most of UP. true story. i was actually quite like that woman.

ZBZ you'd probably quite enjoy this record then:

http://www.discogs.com/Dion-McGregor-Dreams-Again/release/783059

I seriously thought that was what this thread was about when I saw the title.

Wife told me about the sleep talking man thing.

Gotta say it sounds like a huge load of cock to me.

  On 1/28/2010 at 8:17 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

That's like a classic sign of depression. Seriously.

 

 

can't really agree with you there. i've never read too much conclusive research on it that is connected with depression. I sleep talk almost every night to some degree, and sleep walk somewhat frequently. I have my anxieties to a point (but who doesn't), and I feel like it might be more connected to that, than depression. I certainly don't feel depressed.

Regardless, I love sleep talking. I tend to dream pretty vividly, and having those sorts of connections to the dreams I have are just an added bonus, and something to ponder. I've recorded myself doing it before, but I need some kind of voice activated apparatus.

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I am sure sleep talk COULD be activated, related to depression in some way, but I don't think it exactly pinpoints depression in a person. You will sleep talk if you eat a meatball sub before bed (and get fat), or go on a plane for eight hours etc.

i think his statement about depression was meant for that crying star wars girl.

lol

i'm fascinated by somniloquy (sleeptalking), not from a scientific point of view, but of the crazy random ramblings it produces

you should really check out Dion McGregor, he was quite something

http://www.myspace.com/dionmcgregor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dion_McGregor

I cried several times at the end of Terminator 2 where Arnold goes into the molten metal.

i cried while reading this thread

Funny stuff ZBZ!

i cry during movies sometimes

i cried during avatar

but i was also going thru minor heroin withdrawal so

  On 1/28/2010 at 6:20 AM, GORDO said:

on a related note:

 

http://cryingwife.com/

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc

Wow, that's not even fun. That's depressing.

  On 1/28/2010 at 10:39 AM, thanks robert moses said:

  On 1/28/2010 at 8:17 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

That's like a classic sign of depression. Seriously.

 

 

can't really agree with you there. i've never read too much conclusive research on it that is connected with depression. I sleep talk almost every night to some degree, and sleep walk somewhat frequently. I have my anxieties to a point (but who doesn't), and I feel like it might be more connected to that, than depression. I certainly don't feel depressed.

 

Regardless, I love sleep talking. I tend to dream pretty vividly, and having those sorts of connections to the dreams I have are just an added bonus, and something to ponder. I've recorded myself doing it before, but I need some kind of voice activated apparatus.

 

edit*

 

I am sure sleep talk COULD be activated, related to depression in some way, but I don't think it exactly pinpoints depression in a person. You will sleep talk if you eat a meatball sub before bed (and get fat), or go on a plane for eight hours etc.

wot

I meant the sobbing at the end of every movie. Having a film stir up an emotion is one thing, but bawling like that about Star Wars tells me it's not really about Star Wars.

you know, i have only heard of sleep talking in men. i wonder if there's a connection with that, like the increased rates of color blindness in men.

there's a faq on the crying wife site.

  On 1/28/2010 at 9:16 PM, Hoodie said:

you know, i have only heard of sleep talking in men. i wonder if there's a connection with that, like the increased rates of color blindness in men.

my sister sleeps talks a lot. so no.

  On 1/28/2010 at 6:20 AM, GORDO said:

on a related note:

 

http://cryingwife.com/

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc

i don't have the heart to laugh at this...

oh cmon guys....its so adorable.

that's either a fake video or that guy is getting famous for exploiting his mentally ill girlfriend

if the latter, megalol

  On 1/28/2010 at 6:20 AM, GORDO said:

on a related note:

 

http://cryingwife.com/

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_K4mAD8xnc

he should show her dancer in the dark.