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Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

 

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CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn't do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. "He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers," said hot-shot English professor David Clarke, who is just like the rest of them, and even works at one of those crumby schools that rich people send their kids to so they don't have to look at them for four years. "There will never be another voice like his." Which is exactly the lousy kind of goddamn thing that people say, because really it could mean lots of things, or nothing at all even, and it's just a perfect example of why you should never tell anybody anything

 

:lol:

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  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 1/28/2010 at 10:03 PM, sneaksta303 said:

You guys are all like boo hoo hoo, when we have GOOD authors like Dean Koontz still around, constantly pumping out amazing work.

lol

 

Koontz is the Tolkien of technical suspense.

 

 

Guess now I should read CitR.

  On 1/28/2010 at 10:03 PM, sneaksta303 said:

You guys are all like boo hoo hoo, when we have GOOD authors like Dean Koontz still around, constantly pumping out amazing work.

 

LOL

 

  On 1/29/2010 at 4:49 AM, dr lopez said:

Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

 

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CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn't do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. "He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers," said hot-shot English professor David Clarke, who is just like the rest of them, and even works at one of those crumby schools that rich people send their kids to so they don't have to look at them for four years. "There will never be another voice like his." Which is exactly the lousy kind of goddamn thing that people say, because really it could mean lots of things, or nothing at all even, and it's just a perfect example of why you should never tell anybody anything

 

:lol:

 

FUCKING LOL

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 1/28/2010 at 8:24 PM, Alcofribas said:

so young

lol!

  essines said:
i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread.
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