Australia Bans Female Ejaculation And ... Small Breasts

http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/millions-of-extra-sites-to-be-censorsed-as-australian-gov-bans-small-breasts-female-ejaculation/

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Any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

 

The ban (RC) on small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

 

Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

 

The Australian Sex Party argues that “There are over one million sites featuring female ejaculation and for Australia to be banning depictions and discussion of this important issue, takes us back into the Victorian era where they didn’t even believe that women could have orgasms.”

 

Millions though doesn’t start to get close to the number of sites that could potentially be banned with this change. Under Australian law, any site linking to a site that has been refused classification is also refused classification, so something as simple as a series of swapped links on a porn site which shows neither small breasts or female ejaculation would be banned. Then if it’s a general site with one small breasted performer, out comes the ban hammer as well, and that takes us to tens of millions of adult sites.

 

The addition of so many sites makes a mockery of the filtering trial undertaken last year, that only considered the ACMA Blacklist in one example, and a filtered list of tens of thousands of sites. Notably the second broader test showed internet speeds did slow down relative to the number of sites to be filtered; take that out to the millions or tens of million and the proposed National Broadband Network will be Dialup Plus vs anything the Government is promising.

how small is small?

welcome to the death of the internet

They should arrest anyone whose wife or girlfriend has small boobs as they're clearly a paedophile. I mean that's what paedophilia is, it's just a preference for small boobs. Presumably they're going to ban any depictions of small boobs in art too. Bearing in mind that prior to the latter half of the 20th cebtury archetypal female beauty has predominantly been depicted as wide hips and small boobs, that's an awful lot of art they will have to ban.

australia's gone fucking mental and they need to fucking sort that shit out.

We gotta be careful in the nice tits thread, or our australian members could no longer browse the forum.

US UK AND AUSTRALIA in a three way contest to outspaz each other, it seems.

I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:43 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from

It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

Wow Australia ceases to amaze me. First Video Games, now this? IDK, maybe if I lived in Australia I'd be banging real chicks and this wouldn't matter to me as much.

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:44 PM, assegai said:

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:43 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from

 

It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

Whatever it is, it's not pee...Stupid Aussies.

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:43 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland

^ its more complicated than that

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:49 PM, Yegg said:

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:44 PM, assegai said:

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:43 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from

 

It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

 

Whatever it is, it's not pee...Stupid Aussies.

It might be pee

It's pee and spice.

I'm surprised at people's reactions to Australia's policies.

It's an island whose current society was founded by criminals and mental patients.

  On 1/30/2010 at 7:06 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

^ its more complicated than that

 

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:49 PM, Yegg said:

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:44 PM, assegai said:

  On 1/30/2010 at 6:43 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

I think female ejaculation should be banned until someone figures out where that stuff is coming from

 

It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

 

Whatever it is, it's not pee...Stupid Aussies.

It might be pee

it's not pee. it might have components of it, but it's not women pissing themselves from pleasure, trust me.

  On 1/30/2010 at 7:21 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

It's pee and spice.

 

I'm surprised at people's reactions to Australia's policies.

It's an island whose current society was founded by criminals and mental patients.

I think you could trace most societies back to those two highly influential groups

It's not pee.

so is there an official minimum cup size or what?

the future of the internet is at stake and all anyone wants to talk about is female ejaculate. goddamn unicorns

this is kind of ridiculous.

im actually genuinely shocked about the small boob thing. thats incredulous.

  On 1/31/2010 at 12:47 AM, messiaen said:

thats incredulous.

it's unbelievabling