Ambient Sausage Rolls

  On 2/2/2010 at 7:21 PM, hahathhat said:

  On 2/2/2010 at 5:49 PM, Masonic Boom said:

Dubstep Bagels!

 

i went vsnares/breakcore for bagels, actually.

Ha ha, I wanna remix this. BAGELS!

Silver Apple Peel Sessions

Alva Noto with vegan Milanese

Bullion soup disk

Deadbeat borscht

Speggetti with vegan Meat Beat Manifesto balls

Eight Frozen Modules ice cream sandwiches

Julien Neto nori rolls

Quinoline Yellow soda

The Gasman's Beans burritos

Skinny Puppy fried in Throbbing Gristle (yuck)

Ulrich Schnauss with linguini and white sauce

Vibert persimmons

Durian Concept

Pie-trance ?

Ha ha, I nearly managed to convince a friend of mine that "Pie-step" was a genuine musical sub-genre.

I was at a concert of Sunn O))) and the sound was clearly altering the taste of the snack I was currently eating

  On 2/2/2010 at 7:42 PM, troon said:

Quinoline Yellow soda

lol

  On 2/2/2010 at 7:42 PM, troon said:

Durian Concept

Brilliant!

  On 2/2/2010 at 6:22 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Rock Buns

 

oh wait

 

House Wine

 

oh wait

awesome

  On 2/2/2010 at 6:32 PM, LUDD said:

Wonky Hip Hop Findus Crispy Pancakes

Served with A Grape Dope jelly and Hairy Butter.

Ambient sausage rolls are incredibly jazzband, I'd like to refer you to the Ambient Cookbook

Ain't no sausage rolls on that thread.

Or Tusscakes. I pour scorn on your jazzband assertions.

Mmm, scorn.

Would you like some nettles with your scorn?

CHEESY CHARTPOP CHEESE!

And now we are back on topic and I'm going to bed.

Who eats a snack during a concert?

I don't know how on topic that is but I think it's a pretty IDM name for a beer

  On 2/2/2010 at 12:12 PM, Masonic Boom said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/7131248/Co-op-sausage-rolls-lose-their-badly-worded-labels.html

 

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The Co-op is reprinting labels on sausage rolls that had been sold as "ambient". It was nudged into action by the Plain English Campaign, which said it didn't know what the word meant. The campaign has a point, even if the meaning was simply that the rolls were neither chilled nor hot, but chambré.

 

These are turbid waters, for after a somewhat rarefied existence of 400 years, ambient has exploded into life in the past generation. Brian Eno is not without blame for using it of his Music for Airports album (1978). Now we have ambient house and ambient techno, and even ambient marketing, heaven help us. Ambience is all around. By the year 2000 ambient was embraced by Retail Newsagent as the mot juste for unchilled bottled water. The poor sausage roll had no chance of resisting its advances – until today.

 

Next up: Goa trance pork pies, happy hardcore Cornish pasties and techno scotch eggs?

sorry just read this. lol.

10 Very Ambient Things to do [by LX-P]

1) Think

2) Put the kettle on

3) Put your name down for a charter flight to Mars

4) Take a hovercraft across the Sahara

5) Go for a swim with a dolphin

6) Sit on top of a mountain in Thailand

7) Raise fluffy bunny rabbits

8) Plug in to virtual reality

9) Fly to New Zealand for a dip in a hot geyser

10) Banana

Noise Nachos

Techno Tacos

Ween beans

braindance headcheese

grime w/toast

minimal animal cookies

modern classic pickles

microwave pop+click w/hairy butter

glitch sandwich

what the fuck kind of racist bullshit is this

god damn it.

Techno Twiglets.

Minimal sushi

chiptune chipolata

Minimal Sushi ah ha ha, that's a band name waiting to happen.

the fuck is this shit?

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