Miley's 9-year-old sister

I've had worse.

the cyruses all seem to have nice eyes. Too bad the rest of their faces don't follow suit.

I wouldn't even go as far as to say that.

She looks like one of those inverted eyes inverted mouth photoshops.

*shudder*

pretty cool that she's including her friend to do the plus-sized modelling. very progressive.

on a less serious note, i'm pretty sure that the sexualization of kids in american culture is a strategic effort by major corporations to encourage teen pregnancy, to help fuel population growth amidst declining birthrates. slowing population growth (and perhaps even population decline) is a big problem for post-industrial cultures, and what better demographic to target then the soon-to-be tweens and teens? they're manipulable, will become undereducated, their kids will certainly be undereducated and consigned to the slums and backwoods--exactly the sorts of people that you need to fill the ranks of soldiers and unskilled workers. need to fill out the bottom of the class pyramid. we can always import smart people from overseas with our abundant financial incentives to fill out the middle of the pyramid, no prob. the old white pinnacle will stay nice and comfy and supported on top.

oh and lol meme time :pedobear: :pedobear: i'd "have a seat over there" for that girl

did i do it right?

  On 2/3/2010 at 2:21 AM, halisray said:

have you seen her brother though? the guy looks equally like a turd

this guys was on the radio and the dj was like 'wow look at all your tatoos!' and this guy said he got them all done in one sitting like he just decided one day he wanted to look like he was in blink182 or something.

it seems like quite a common thing to do these days cos i met a guy i know but hadn't seen for a while and he had his whole sleeve done all at once and suddenly he's wearing vests and pumping iron.

interesting story eh?

yes, pretty good pretty good.

  On 2/3/2010 at 8:29 AM, Yegg said:

I wouldn't even go as far as to say that.

 

 

She looks like one of those inverted eyes inverted mouth photoshops.

*shudder*

lol. I like that miley is actually a pretty average-looking girl who succeeds through force of personality alone. When she isn't pulling faces for the camera she can look quite fug. I also like that apparently she's not a terrible singer/songwriter. I actually think she seems to have her head on relatively straight, and could be the next Madonna if she plays her cards right and doesn't get too ugly.

I'll agree with lump that for Miley Cyrus to be writing mass-selling pop-songs at her age (under 18?) is pretty amazing and should relate to some modicum of talent.

I'd bet against her being a new Madonna though. That's banded about with every teen-starlet.

The adults behind these schemes are the most sickening aspect. But I can understand that these little madams, growing up in Hollywood, are surrounded by a different world and, even under 10, exert more power than should be given to most smart people.

It's a Hollywood problem, and I wish that people would be a little smarter and not encourage them.

Trace Cyrus has the most fantastic, beautiful muppet face I have seen on a young pop star!

  On 2/2/2010 at 1:54 PM, Stoppit said:

  On 2/2/2010 at 12:36 PM, roasty said:

 

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wow, she looks like a old and ugly woman.

i wonder if she's still a virgin?

  On 2/3/2010 at 2:21 AM, halisray said:

have you seen her brother though? the guy looks equally like a turd

I LOL'ed in real life, almost spit out my bagel.

lets face it america, we are going back to the Greco/Roman ages, just updated fashion!

People say all the kids are cut to be kind, but some are just horrible.

  On 2/3/2010 at 12:05 AM, Deep Fried Everything said:

seriously, i mean she's not even hot. why does she deserve this clothing line again?

 

It's safer for her parents that she isn't hot don't you think. Makes the clothing line less appealing to the wrong demographic whilst the name recognition makes it more appealing to the right one.

  On 2/3/2010 at 10:58 AM, keltoi said:

  On 2/3/2010 at 2:21 AM, halisray said:

have you seen her brother though? the guy looks equally like a turd

 

this guys was on the radio and the dj was like 'wow look at all your tatoos!' and this guy said he got them all done in one sitting like he just decided one day he wanted to look like he was in blink182 or something.

 

it seems like quite a common thing to do these days cos i met a guy i know but hadn't seen for a while and he had his whole sleeve done all at once and suddenly he's wearing vests and pumping iron.

 

interesting story eh?

  On 2/3/2010 at 11:04 AM, Gocab said:

yes, pretty good pretty good.

yindeed ...

deserves it's own thread actually .,

  On 2/4/2010 at 3:15 AM, ruiagnelo said:

People say all the kids are cut to be kind, but some are just horrible.

My friend had a baby the other day. I didn't have the heart to tell him it's ugly as fuck. Babies are ugly. They look like little Winston Churchills.

yeah babies are gross. I'm surprised that the nazis when confronted with the mongee looking things didn't just contend to kill them all at birth. To purify the race.

Well at least I think I have.

hard to get your pedo on when they are as minging as that.

His tatoos are pretty shit though. If I were to get a tatoo it would be really meaningful to me or else just the ultimate cool tatoo.

  On 2/3/2010 at 11:26 AM, lumpenprol said:

 

could be the next Madonna if she plays her cards right and doesn't get too ugly.

could you elaborate?

  On 2/5/2010 at 5:49 AM, chassis said:

His tatoos are pretty shit though. If I were to get a tatoo it would be really meaningful to me or else just the ultimate cool tatoo.

lol

  On 2/3/2010 at 2:56 AM, chenGOD said:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK BILLY RAY MADE VALUABLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO SOCIETY!!!

However, due to his negligent proliferation of his weaker-than-average gamete, one sixth of his contributions to society have secured the success of the Disney Channel, and another third perpetuate the almighty word of paedo-bear and shitty radio singles.

/world.