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takeshi

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Stages 3 through to 5 appear to show the penis giving birth to a small naked man arse-first.

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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they just need to add a fourth bar to that chart called "average baby head circumference" to keep everything in perspective.

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I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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keltoi Grand Master

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oh look babar there isn't one with crusty nodules growing all around the bellend. :braindance:

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chassis Grand Master

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Id imagine measuring the circumference would be too much effert

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Some sort of device similar to what they use to measure your ring size?

 

That or a tape that you measure your waist.

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ill do mine over the weekend. should be a fun pet project...im just torn between paying for a measuring tape and possibly being disappointed, or buying one and finally knowing the glorious truth about my manhood.

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