Headbands.

  On 2/10/2010 at 6:32 PM, Fred McGriff said:

have you ever seen a balaclava that wasn't black?

F1 drivers wear white ones.

  On 2/10/2010 at 8:21 PM, Squee said:

this is what i thought of when i saw this thread

Really. This was the first thing that popped into my mind:

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wow

LOL, Fred. You've hit my funny bone recently.

I don't see a whole lot of guys wearing headbands in my day-to-day, but I'd be pretty sure that if they're not playing basketball then they're a douche.

But there is one girl in particular I see, whilst I'm working on the bar, that I see wearing a hairband and it angers me. She must be a bit slow fashionably because I'm pretty sure that the 'neo-rave' Skins faze is over, but she insists on wearing a shiny hairband under her hairline and across her forehead. It doesn't even hold her hair back.

I was going to tell her that it looks stupid, maybe sugar-coat it by stating that her face and hair would look prettier without the hairband, but I know it wouldn't come across as a compliment and tip and just make me look like a faggy douche. If I ever see her wearing it when I'm drunk I'll probably tell her though.

Though this leads me on to believe that hairband/headband conversation in public is self-defeating and results in douchery.