Bad Movies

i think i'm at the point where i enjoy poorly made, unintentionally funny movies more that good ones.

you know, like Troll 2, Biodome, Nicolas Cage's version of The Wickerman, the most recent Indiana Jones, Battlefield Earth, Dragonball etc...

me and some friends have movie nights every once in a while where we get a handful of films that are either notoriusly bad, asian gore, old horror or sci fi, and cross our fingers that one of them is hilariously poorly made.

anybody likeminded?

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Oh god ye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXl2RMZ0Po

  On 2/13/2010 at 3:16 AM, chassis said:

Oh god ye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXl2RMZ0Po

soooo many great moments.

NOT THE BEES, THEY"RE IN MY EYES!

CRANK

i guess im preaching to the choir, but the Room was an amazing experience....the youtube clips are great moments, but there are a couple you just have to watch within the entirety of the movie to truly appreciate.

  On 2/13/2010 at 3:26 AM, ezkerraldean said:

CRANK

This this this, a thousand times this. Whatta movie.

If you have 2hours to spare, 2 mates to spare and a crate of beer to spare. I'd recommend Behind Enemy Lines:Colombia. Fucking hilarious.

jesus christ, they did a sequel to Behind Enemy Lines?

the original couldn't be much crappier.

  On 2/13/2010 at 3:28 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i guess im preaching to the choir, but the Room was an amazing experience....the youtube clips are great moments, but there are a couple you just have to watch within the entirety of the movie to truly appreciate.

thankyou so much!

i'd never heard of this before, but i now have a centrepeice for my next movie night.

  On 2/13/2010 at 4:15 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

jesus christ, they did a sequel to Behind Enemy Lines?

 

 

the original couldn't be much crappier.

Im not even sure if this has anything to do with the film with Owen Wilson. None of the same actors are in it as far as I know. And its produced by WWE, you know those wrestling lads.

please please please watch the movie 'Street Zombies.' I can't even begin to describe how ridiculous it is. I can guarantee it'll become one of your favorites.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/street-zombies/

This isnt a bad film, buts its really really awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbOmCUWm25w

the paperboy. a brilliant, brilliant film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckK97wpW8rc

  On 2/13/2010 at 5:45 AM, Z_B_Z said:

the paperboy. a brilliant, brilliant film

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckK97wpW8rc

LOL ive definitely seen this, and yes, its hilarious...the kids voice when he gets angry...

lol yes. "leave my family alone!!"

i almost want to say the paperboy was one of those kinds of movies the Lifetime channel would show to emphasize the need for an anti-stalking law or something, grade A hilarity.

that reminds me, theres also the lifetime channel movie about teenage porn addiction. i cant remember the name but it was fucking hilarious. i think it might be on youtube...

if you want some awesome bad movies on a soapbox, lifetime is for you.

here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MryZfH7Joog&feature=related

I love bad movies to death . Me my friends and fam have been renting bad movies for YEARS .

Hopefully , we will be renting 'The Unborn II' this weekend .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJh3CgosF8k

I just watched Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe with Jesse Ventura and Jim Belushi. If that counts, not sure.

a classic is Miami Shakedown. Starring one of the actors from Miami Vice.

just consistently poor on every level. and i still have no idea what it was trying to achieve, it just seemed like alot of kidnapping / police / miami stereotypes, poorly linked together with a weak meaningless plot.

also, filmed on a home camera in 1993.

  On 2/13/2010 at 7:32 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I just watched Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe with Jesse Ventura and Jim Belushi. If that counts, not sure.

I tried to watch Neighbours starring his brother and Dan Aykroyd earlier. Pure crap.

You should all keep an eye on secret-cinema for open sign-ups. There's a section just for bad films.

My brother looooves this kinda thing, and it used to piss me off a lot because he's constantly trying to get me to watch Dracula 3000 (I still haven't). But now I think I'll give them a chance because I've fallen in love with Troll 2, and also seeing the Dragonball movie in the cinema with a couple of friends was one of the best experiences I've ever had at the movies. It was so fantastically bad.

Also, I recently found the old animated G.I.Joe movie and I loved it, partially cos it was nostalgic but also largely because it is so fantastically bad.

Pure cheese, great soundtrack though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9BQLaa8_oY

Can't go wrong with Rambo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wVBOesZ2C8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_BPcDOjJCc

Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick Baby, one of the weirdest films I've seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTqvTGk3TBo