Bad Movies

I watched Waterworld then The Postman is one sitting recently.

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  On 2/13/2010 at 8:18 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

  On 2/13/2010 at 7:32 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I just watched Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe with Jesse Ventura and Jim Belushi. If that counts, not sure.

 

I tried to watch Neighbours starring his brother and Dan Aykroyd earlier. Pure crap.

 

You should all keep an eye on secret-cinema for open sign-ups. There's a section just for bad films.

 

I've been on cinemageddon for a while -- that's a whole tracker just for bad films.

Blood Diner!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Diner

Game Of Death ( Hollywood version )

1:05 - Quite possibly the ridiculous scene in the history of cinema . I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bAdMrMxMm0

And no , this movie isn't a comedy.

FUCKING PHILISTINES. 4 pages and no Troma? Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9GfANzJ9E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KQCX0zNdyc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GszhYsV3MM

Yes that's right if it wasn't for Troma, there would be no South Park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcqQlICChh4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rimg4S5-k7I

I've been a huge fan of awful movies since I saw Futureworld late one night on TV:

  On 2/13/2010 at 1:16 PM, jefferoo said:

  On 2/13/2010 at 3:28 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i guess im preaching to the choir, but the Room was an amazing experience....the youtube clips are great moments, but there are a couple you just have to watch within the entirety of the movie to truly appreciate.

That movie was on some other level.

There is actually a movie theatre in NYC that shows it every Saturday at midnight, a la Rocky Horror.

I Definitely enjoy me a terrible movie every now and then.

I saw it in Austin and Tommy himself was there "answering" questions. He had this weird look where he wore about 5 belts all at once.

  On 2/13/2010 at 4:23 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I did not hit her; I did naaahhht!

oh hai, backson, I didn't see you there!

It took him years to master that line, apparently:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiEY9o6qp9M

  On 2/13/2010 at 9:39 PM, futuregirlfriend said:

  On 2/13/2010 at 9:25 AM, xxx said:

  On 2/13/2010 at 3:15 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

lol, there isn't even a hospital on Guerrero Street irl. But that's just adding to it all! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!

 

Really, where is Tommy Wiseau from? There are enough people here from all over, or who have travelled, to be able to give this guy a nationality. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket. Oh, and all the money was from selling leather jackets? He's a bigger fibber than rdj.

I have no idea, a guy asked him at the screening I saw in Austin, and he began insulting the guy. He was like "see, you seem like a smart man who had too many beers, got too comforable, and for that I will forgive you asking such a stupid question."

He also responded to a question about how he earned 6 million dollars with a metaphor about giving "100%" and succeeding even if your finances to do something are "50%." Another guy threw a football with him and he totally went along with it.

Man's either a closet genius or idiot savant. Either way, he seems to know The Room is an epic masterpeice of everything that can be done poorly in film.

has anyone here seen death bed: the bed that eats?

No, but I've seen Gingerdead man...

  On 2/20/2010 at 2:57 AM, chassis said:

look at that fucking hipster with his scarf.

I just noticed the twig eyebrows omylol.

Troma is played out.

  On 2/13/2010 at 4:35 AM, chassis said:

This isnt a bad film, buts its really really awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbOmCUWm25w

i adore this movie

and there is enjoyable bad, and un-enjoyable bad.

i didn't watch it, but this looks amazingly stupid

  On 2/20/2010 at 3:21 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

  On 2/13/2010 at 4:35 AM, chassis said:

This isnt a bad film, buts its really really awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbOmCUWm25w

 

i adore this movie

 

and there is enjoyable bad, and un-enjoyable bad.

Who would have thought that Peter Jackson is actually a sicko.

the ending was so warped

Braindead is awesome, I don't know why it's in this thread, it's not good cos it's bad (cos it isn't), it's good cos it's awesome.

Braindead is by far Jackson's best work ( Yes , better than the lord of the rings trilogy )

It's not bad...it's a masterpiece .

  On 2/20/2010 at 10:31 AM, GrandPopPoplock said:

Braindead is by far Jackson's best work ( Yes , better than the lord of the rings trilogy )

 

 

It's not bad...it's a masterpiece .

I think Heavenly Creatures is his masterpiece personally, but Braindead is a close second.

LOTR is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

  On 2/20/2010 at 10:38 AM, Springymajig said:

 

LOTR is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

How dare you!

the robot jox trilogy

robot jox

crash and burn

robot wars

its so fucking brilliant

  On 2/20/2010 at 11:39 AM, kaen said:

the robot jox trilogy

 

robot jox

crash and burn

robot wars

 

its so fucking brilliant

Holy shit, they made two more of those?!

I still have the first film on vhs somewhere.