kaini Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 so, basically, some airline stopped kevin smith from flying because he was too fat. Quote Oh Southwest Airlines... You make yourself look good by staying away from those pesky baggage charges, then you go and make yourself look ridiculous by kicking a famous actor off your plane because the captain decided he was "a safety risk" for being too fat to fly. Bad, bad move. The actor in question is Kevin Smith (you may know him as Silent Bob). He admits that he's a bit of a fatty, but he also told his Twitter followers that he had no problems putting both armrests down. So, once the Southwest PR team wakes up tomorrow morning, I'd love to hear their side of the story, and how they decide who is entitled to fly on their planes, and what their definition of "safety risk" is. Seriously, I can't wait for the PR spin on this one. See, Kevin Smith has 1.6 million followers on Twitter, who all get to read just how unfairly he was treated, and how the airline tried to make everything better with a $100 voucher. Of course, this is not the first time the airline has managed to get in the news with stupid decisions by its staff - last time they made the news, an overweight passenger was barred from flying, and missed the funeral of his uncle. he's fucking frothing at the mouth on twitter, it's pretty funny. http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/10/02/14/1840243/Southwest-Declares-Kevin-Smith-Too-Fat-To-Fly http://www.gadling.com/2010/02/13/southwest-airlines-decides-actor-kevin-smith-too-fat-to-fly-with/ http://twitter.com/thatkevinsmith Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) my god hes gotten fat he makes jonah hill look skinny Edited February 15, 2010 by Z_B_Z Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 still, i've (unfortunately) had to sit next to people as fat on airplanes before. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 is he wearing a skirt? Nicely done. I was gonna say, I didn't think he was that fat, thinking back to Clerks, but holy shit, that is a large man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 jesus i think he's just wearing really baggy jean khakis. but he is fat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 boo fucking hoo lose some weight or watch jersey girl until you vom Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 i think hes a writer/director really. actor? he's been in what, 2 films? oh and yeah the pilot just hated his films. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) his own films and die hard are the only ones i can think of that hes an actor in Edited February 15, 2010 by Z_B_Z Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 he was in degrassi: the next generation. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I don't understand why people don't want to be skinny .. Sick fat fuck .. either Lose weight or fuck off .. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 well boxing day obviously has no fat friends Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 On 2/15/2010 at 12:45 AM, Z_B_Z said: well boxing day obviously has no fat friends Only Skeletons Allow Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 he can't afford first class? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 no lol isn't twitter over yet? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) On 2/15/2010 at 12:32 AM, Z_B_Z said: his own films and die hard are the only ones i can think of he was in die hard? :confused: EDIT: oh the new one. well i managed to avoid that one [camp voice]my bad[/camp voice] Edited February 15, 2010 by Benedict Cumberbatch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 On 2/15/2010 at 1:05 AM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: no lol isn't twitter over yet? i used to think twitter was fairly useless, but it's actually mildly diverting, but as a browser/appliance plugin, not a site. it's ok to subscribe to some interesting people who post lots of links, and occasionally hit the twitter plugin thingy button and perhaps find an interesting site. i.e. http://twitter.com/pickover Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 neil gaiman lol since you lost the hair man, you changed. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 He fit between the armrests and could use the normal seatbelt -- so he has a point. I've flown on SW before and had no issue. I weigh a lot more than Kevin Smith (he looks to be about 250 based on his height), but since I'm so tall I guess they don't care. Just another example of how being tall helps you get ahead in the world. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) On 2/15/2010 at 1:26 AM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: neil gaiman lol since you lost the hair man, you changed. it gets worse, cory doctorow is in there too. Edited February 15, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1242994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 On 2/15/2010 at 12:32 AM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: i think hes a writer/director really. actor? he's been in what, 2 films? oh and yeah the pilot just hated his films. it's his fault for not being rich enough to buy a private jet. Serves him right. I have an idea to help him sort his problem though, so i'm not all cuntstain. He should go to peter jackson fat camp, located on beautiful skull island. That would fix him right up. On 2/15/2010 at 1:30 AM, Great Maker ShaiHulud said: Just another example of how being tall helps you get head in the world. Cause you're crotch is located right next to their mouths. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1243049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 to be honest i think it'd work better the other way around. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1243138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 On 2/15/2010 at 12:31 AM, we_kill_soapscum said: boo fucking hoo lose some weight or watch jersey girl until you vom oh my lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1243140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 *makes sure to fly Southwest Airlines next time so he doesn't have to sit next to a fatty or worse, a fatty that is also Kevin Smith* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1243160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLquuVFa2jo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53428-silent-bob-vs-the-airline-induistry/#findComment-1243163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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