Cornflakes002 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Quote Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. This was printed in a newspaper in britan I feel it is my duty to share this with others that live across the pond ect.... I receive this through chainmail however but just in case some of you have not you get the idea. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Can't remember exactly when, but I think I saw this in the Daily Mail at least a couple of years ago. Jazz. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 On 2/22/2010 at 1:23 AM, Craig Anderson said: I receive this through chainmail however but just in case some of you have not you get the idea. Posting this on a forum is cheating, you still have to forward it to 10 of your friends or your crush will stop liking you and you will get hit by a bus or something... cheater. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 i thought he was just called common now Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I think it's pretty silly to think people didn't use to do even more stupid things in the past. Every time I look at a history book I see a lot of "lack in common sense". Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 fuckin assholes thought common died. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 On 2/22/2010 at 2:00 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: fuck, i thought common had died. fuck yall Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide data's signature Hide all signatures twitterbandcampyoutube Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 what the fuck man, i just spent the last five minutes shitting myself, trying to google "is common dead" while my entire body shook from panic and angst I THINK I JUST HAD A GODDAMN PANIC ATTACK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY WOULD YOU JOKE ABOUT THIS??? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 i don't think you panicked that much. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 i didn't but i pretended i did. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I did and I dont even know who he is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 (edited) A boring guidance counsellor rapper isn't dead, though his credibility died of self-inflicted injuries in 2008: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOC0VVIpdF8 Also some chrizzo doesn't like the way the world is today and wrote a chain email about it. Probably in about 1998. NEWS NOT FOUND Edited February 22, 2010 by analogue wings Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 the only lack of common sense here is me posting in this thread Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1249732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlingman Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Common Sense died when the tower of babel fell, and for good reason. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures ॐ आः हूँ वज्र गुरु पद्म सिद्धि हूँ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1250894 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fondles the cat Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 you ever seen your mum talking to a chinaman? in broad daylight? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1250895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 On 2/22/2010 at 1:41 AM, takeshi said: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1250913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 So a tabloid newspaper posted this in reference to the stupid bullshit stories that it itself posts all the time, ignorant to the fact that if it didn't make such a big fucking deal about these one off incidents maybe people would be less inclined to act like the cunts they read about in the paper... Am I getting this straight? I know what I'm talking about. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1251095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 you couldn't make it up. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1251101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Have they blamed Gordon Brown for the death of common sense yet? At least for Diana's death surely... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1251105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 If it's from the Mail it's probably about those damn coloureds. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1251109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 On 2/23/2010 at 12:45 PM, Dan C said: If it's from the Mail it's probably about those damn coloureds. You mean the fucking immigrants are taking our common sense too!? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1251111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 it died a while ago with Thomas Paine Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1251146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 They took errrr common sense! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53664-common-sense/#findComment-1251189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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