Kelis sends an open letter to PETA

  On 3/1/2010 at 1:04 PM, xxx said:

  On 2/28/2010 at 3:05 PM, Lube Saibot said:

"coooooldddd bloooodeed"

 

Your post satisfied on many levels; particularly mentioning farts but I shat bricks when you used a Dave Chappelle as Rick James reference. It warms my soul. Dave is really starting to fade--most of that shit is over 6 years old now. That's what he wanted anyway, so....

It really just seemed perfectly descriptive of this bitch: "yeah i'm gonna go through some lines then i get BAWSSY. lookit mah ice, lookit mah rice, *gunshot* chincillas on my back yawwwllll"

COOOOOOOOLLLLLD BLAAWWWWDEEED

I rewatch all of the standups and Chappelle's Show episodes every one or two years (i skip Half Baked). He will never fade for me.

  On 3/1/2010 at 4:52 AM, chenGOD said:

I know that we've been using GM corn for decades, especially in corn fructose production, and while results are not conclusive, there are some definite indicators that that particular chemical compound can have some very negative effects on human health.

well then.

there's perpetual bullshit in the press about some shit or other in some random food that's carcinogenic but blatantly isn't. one moment fish are healthy, then the next week you have to limit the fish you eat because eating fish makes you 0.004% more likely to catch one single retarded form of some shitty disease.

fuck it all, i say.

  On 3/1/2010 at 5:40 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

i sorta get the feeling that there's always going to be some every day product that is detrimental to our health that we don't yet know about, like smoking back in the day. I think there's undoubtedly a lot of bad stuff that we don't know about as a result of some kind of cover-up, but I'd like to think if human lives were on the line appropiate action would take place.

Plastic

I stopped reading after he started a sentence with "Lol." Open letters aren't ready for that yet.

  On 3/1/2010 at 4:48 PM, Fred McGriff said:

I stopped reading after he started a sentence with "Lol." Open letters aren't ready for that yet.

i loled IRL. not sure if it was intentional, but it is appropriate.

kelis has no idea what she's talking about, but she's a cool lady. here are some good kelis songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6emDnCHbOQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLVH3iLm5zQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

I take it her milkshake isn't vegan?

its ok to exploit women to make people aware of animals though. they do have sexy ads.

but do people take PETA seriously? it seems they are always making waves for being retarded and not for what their real cause is

  On 3/2/2010 at 1:27 AM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

Such range...

kelis letter is better than i would have expected.

Enjoyable letter.