auto erotic asphyxiation

looooool

i did this with a sleeping bad once. cummed stupid hard

I will choke you little man

  On 3/2/2010 at 4:12 PM, keltoi said:

so another "celeb" (minor uk tv home-buying shows) just died from messing with this.

Oh God!

please tell its not Kirstie Allsop...

Christ, this isn't happening!

filed under things i will never try

  On 3/3/2010 at 6:34 AM, Backson said:

  On 3/2/2010 at 4:12 PM, keltoi said:

so another "celeb" (minor uk tv home-buying shows) just died from messing with this.

Oh God!

 

please tell its not Kirstie Allsop...

 

Christ, this isn't happening!

seriously, it wasn't Kirstie was it?

  On 3/3/2010 at 10:19 AM, Backson said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 6:34 AM, Backson said:

  On 3/2/2010 at 4:12 PM, keltoi said:

so another "celeb" (minor uk tv home-buying shows) just died from messing with this.

Oh God!

 

please tell its not Kirstie Allsop...

 

Christ, this isn't happening!

seriously, it wasn't Kirstie was it?

no, she is at the pinacle of home-buying tv in the uk.

some gay daytime tv bloke, dunno his name.

  On 3/3/2010 at 7:16 AM, xxx said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 1:55 AM, Lube Saibot said:

I like getting my dick choked by vaginas. Does that count?

 

It seems like we always go here but I had a lady who, while in cowgirl position, could stop for a second and activate her Kegel muscles (pussy chokers) and choke out my dick. On the one hand, it was really cool like how it felt when you figured out how to do a front flip into the pool. On the other hand, it was very disconcerting--like this Freudian, she's-swallowing-my-masculinity-I'll-be-castrated kind of feeling. I wish I could ring that girl. Alas, 19 comes and goes HAHAHA no pun intended!

Jesus, cut me off.

My girl has a black belt with 6 dan in this kegel stuff. Any position. It doesn't trigger any Freudian stuff with me, i've got good perineal muscle control so it gets to this point of friendly rivalry of fucking-without-moving oneupmanship. For me, it's one of those cumming stupid hard without sticking this up your butt godsends.

i learned all about this stuff from that movie Crash

  On 3/3/2010 at 10:52 AM, keltoi said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 10:19 AM, Backson said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 6:34 AM, Backson said:

  On 3/2/2010 at 4:12 PM, keltoi said:

so another "celeb" (minor uk tv home-buying shows) just died from messing with this.

Oh God!

 

please tell its not Kirstie Allsop...

 

Christ, this isn't happening!

seriously, it wasn't Kirstie was it?

 

no, she is at the pinacle of home-buying tv in the uk.

 

some gay daytime tv bloke, dunno his name.

good, thank you.

i just needed to hear that to return to my life peacefully.

  On 3/3/2010 at 2:52 PM, Backson said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 10:52 AM, keltoi said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 10:19 AM, Backson said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 6:34 AM, Backson said:

  On 3/2/2010 at 4:12 PM, keltoi said:

so another "celeb" (minor uk tv home-buying shows) just died from messing with this.

Oh God!

 

please tell its not Kirstie Allsop...

 

Christ, this isn't happening!

seriously, it wasn't Kirstie was it?

 

no, she is at the pinacle of home-buying tv in the uk.

 

some gay daytime tv bloke, dunno his name.

good, thank you.

 

i just needed to hear that to return to my life peacefully.

i hear kirsty enjoys a regular bukake. good clean fun.

  On 3/3/2010 at 7:16 AM, xxx said:

  On 3/3/2010 at 1:55 AM, Lube Saibot said:

I like getting my dick choked by vaginas. Does that count?

 

It seems like we always go here but I had a lady who, while in cowgirl position, could stop for a second and activate her Kegel muscles (pussy chokers) and choke out my dick. On the one hand, it was really cool like how it felt when you figured out how to do a front flip into the pool. On the other hand, it was very disconcerting--like this Freudian, she's-swallowing-my-masculinity-I'll-be-castrated kind of feeling. I wish I could ring that girl. Alas, 19 comes and goes HAHAHA no pun intended!

Jesus, cut me off.

shiiiiiit, my g/f is 31 and rocks the Kegels on the reg. it throws me off sometimes because it's soooo tight i feel like my dick is getting smaller (i mean boner loss) but no, she's just choking the shit out of it.

*high fives*