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http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1170872

 

huge fuckoff megathread:

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1168990&page=101

 

SPOILER: NEW ENDING

 

 

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Edited by kaini
  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

portal is the best game :emotawesomepm9:

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/03/03/valve-wont-let-us-sleep-portal-updates/

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Valve appear to have decided to own March, in what’s an increasingly frightening/thrilling internet invasion. Yeah, that’s two Valve stories in a row – but we can’t not post about such things. Just a few minutes ago, Portal updated itself again – the patch notes reading simply “added valuable asset retrieval.” What could it mean? Is it the final piece in the (potentially) Portal 2 puzzle? Given Valve’s predilection for making TF2 update drip-feed news last a week, I suspect we’re not quite at the end yet. What this is, though, is a clear sign to load up Portal and hunt for mystery changes right away…. Already, I’m told, facepunch.com and Steam forumites have uncovered two new dinosaur.fizzle files and the ominously-named body_drag_01.wav. I’m hearing hints there may be a new map in there too.. Ooh! Ripe for mystery-harvesting, surely?

 

Update: it’s a (slightly, but tantalisingly) new ending. Video beneath the cut. German robots? Parties? Oh yes. Portal is getting a sequel – which leaves the resounding question of whether it will, as is widely speculated, be linked to HL2: Episode 3 or not…

 

You can assert until the cows come home that you don’t find PR gimmicks or ARGs interesting, but this is something new – updating the game itself to lay its treasure trail, rather than relying on external websites or hype. Big budget games are generally considered static, fixed – this is making full advantage of what the internet can do when made intrinsic to a game.

i think the BIG question here is

 

 

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Edited by kaini
  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

  On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said:

i think the BIG question here is

what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD?

also

 

 

I have no idea what you are talking about and I played portal and ep 2.

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

  On 3/4/2010 at 1:25 AM, lumpenprol said:
  On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said:

i think the BIG question here is

what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD?

also

 

 

I have no idea what you are talking about and I played portal and ep 2.

oops, i guess you need to re-play the game then :facepalm:

  On 3/4/2010 at 1:38 AM, oscillik said:
  On 3/4/2010 at 1:25 AM, lumpenprol said:
  On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said:

i think the BIG question here is

what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD?

also

 

 

I have no idea what you are talking about and I played portal and ep 2.

oops, i guess you need to re-play the game then :facepalm:

 

You mean I need to become an obsessive geek? Whatever chell or ASHPD are, I'm guessing the were for trainspotters. Pls explain

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

chell - you. the character you play in portal.

ASHPD - aperture science handheld portal device. the portal gun.

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

thanks. When do you find out your name is chell? Or is than an acronym for "captive human experimental lucy lawless" or something?

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

  On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said:

i think the BIG question here is

 

 

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if the gun was the asset why would they be dragging the person?

ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!!

chell was confirmed by word of god and also the model name, iirc.
  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

Gabe Newell will probably announce something on march 11 since that's the day he'll receive the Game Developers Choice Pioneer Award.

 

Also, it seems that Steam is coming for Mac. FINALLY!

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

  On 3/5/2010 at 10:57 PM, goffer said:

anyone see the rumors that steam is coming to mac?

 

http://www.macrumors.com/2010/03/03/valve-teases-upcoming-half-life-release-for-mac/

 

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Yeah, I just found out about this and am pretty happy. I still haven't played HL2 let alone Portal. I took a break from gaming after I finished the first Half Life and never looked back. . . but I won't be able to resist that shit once I can throw it on my MBP.

  On 3/5/2010 at 11:14 PM, baph said:
  On 3/5/2010 at 10:57 PM, goffer said:

anyone see the rumors that steam is coming to mac?

 

Yeah, I just found out about this and am pretty happy. I still haven't played HL2 let alone Portal. I took a break from gaming after I finished the first Half Life and never looked back. . . but I won't be able to resist that shit once I can throw it on my MBP.

if they really are porting over the Half-Life engine games to the Macintosh, then firstly why the fuck couldn't they have done that when i had a Macintosh?! and secondly, prepare to lose some of your life - the games are great, Portal having knocked DOOM from my personal top-spot

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i'm surprised at the mac thing actually, gabe didn't even want to code for xbox 360 initially

  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

Never mind rumours!

Awwwww Snap!!!

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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drooooolll

Edited by kaini
  On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said:

I know IDM can be extreme

  On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said:

this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield

Ive been playing this a lot of the last few days. I wanted to get all the achievements. But it seems getting the Aperture Science one is almost impossible.

 

The video makes it seem like they'll be releasing a beta to fans soon enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj1fYlwR00

 

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