beariksson Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Interesting. I wish I had portal. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide beariksson's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 (edited) summary thread http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1170872 huge fuckoff megathread: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1168990&page=101 SPOILER: NEW ENDING Reveal hidden contents http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddrMBGRrLM better quality: http://www.xfire.com/video/2393cf/ Reveal hidden contents the update was called 'valuable asset retrieval' i guess chell is the 'valuable asset', or maybe the portal gun? :wtf: :wtf: Edited March 4, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I'm thinking a Portal HL ep.3 mashup Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 portal is the best game Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/03/03/valve-wont-let-us-sleep-portal-updates/ Quote Valve appear to have decided to own March, in what’s an increasingly frightening/thrilling internet invasion. Yeah, that’s two Valve stories in a row – but we can’t not post about such things. Just a few minutes ago, Portal updated itself again – the patch notes reading simply “added valuable asset retrieval.” What could it mean? Is it the final piece in the (potentially) Portal 2 puzzle? Given Valve’s predilection for making TF2 update drip-feed news last a week, I suspect we’re not quite at the end yet. What this is, though, is a clear sign to load up Portal and hunt for mystery changes right away…. Already, I’m told, facepunch.com and Steam forumites have uncovered two new dinosaur.fizzle files and the ominously-named body_drag_01.wav. I’m hearing hints there may be a new map in there too.. Ooh! Ripe for mystery-harvesting, surely? Update: it’s a (slightly, but tantalisingly) new ending. Video beneath the cut. German robots? Parties? Oh yes. Portal is getting a sequel – which leaves the resounding question of whether it will, as is widely speculated, be linked to HL2: Episode 3 or not… You can assert until the cows come home that you don’t find PR gimmicks or ARGs interesting, but this is something new – updating the game itself to lay its treasure trail, rather than relying on external websites or hype. Big budget games are generally considered static, fixed – this is making full advantage of what the internet can do when made intrinsic to a game. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 (edited) i think the BIG question here is Reveal hidden contents what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD? also Reveal hidden contents we already had mention of that crazy philadelphia experiment shit with a russian freighter in HL2-ep2 - it was an experiment in large scale portals. remember that? also Reveal hidden contents someone has tied in a load of the BBS pics with photos of apollo spacecraft program shit on flickr from a guy involved with the development of HL2-ep3 http://www.flickr.com/photos/twoseve...7623315938604/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/twoseve...ix/4317493282/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/twoseve...7623315938604/ ASCII versions of of all these were in the BBS feed i have no idea what that means rabbitholes inside rabbitholes Edited March 4, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said: i think the BIG question here is what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD? also I have no idea what you are talking about and I played portal and ep 2. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 On 3/4/2010 at 1:25 AM, lumpenprol said: On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said: i think the BIG question here is what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD? also I have no idea what you are talking about and I played portal and ep 2. oops, i guess you need to re-play the game then Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 On 3/4/2010 at 1:38 AM, oscillik said: On 3/4/2010 at 1:25 AM, lumpenprol said: On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said: i think the BIG question here is what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD? also I have no idea what you are talking about and I played portal and ep 2. oops, i guess you need to re-play the game then You mean I need to become an obsessive geek? Whatever chell or ASHPD are, I'm guessing the were for trainspotters. Pls explain Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 chell - you. the character you play in portal. ASHPD - aperture science handheld portal device. the portal gun. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 thanks. When do you find out your name is chell? Or is than an acronym for "captive human experimental lucy lawless" or something? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 On 3/4/2010 at 1:23 AM, kaini said: i think the BIG question here is Reveal hidden contents what is the valuable asset? is it chell, or is it the ASHPD? also Reveal hidden contents we already had mention of that crazy philadelphia experiment shit with a russian freighter in HL2-ep2 - it was an experiment in large scale portals. remember that? also Reveal hidden contents someone has tied in a load of the BBS pics with photos of apollo spacecraft program shit on flickr from a guy involved with the development of HL2-ep3 http://www.flickr.com/photos/twoseve...7623315938604/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/twoseve...ix/4317493282/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/twoseve...7623315938604/ ASCII versions of of all these were in the BBS feed i have no idea what that means rabbitholes inside rabbitholes if the gun was the asset why would they be dragging the person? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 chell was confirmed by word of god and also the model name, iirc. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 what? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1259898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Gabe Newell will probably announce something on march 11 since that's the day he'll receive the Game Developers Choice Pioneer Award. Also, it seems that Steam is coming for Mac. FINALLY! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1260218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 http://games.venturebeat.com/2010/03/05/valve-portal-2/ at last. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1262069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 anyone see the rumors that steam is coming to mac? http://www.macrumors.com/2010/03/03/valve-teases-upcoming-half-life-release-for-mac/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1262092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 On 3/5/2010 at 10:57 PM, goffer said: anyone see the rumors that steam is coming to mac? http://www.macrumors.com/2010/03/03/valve-teases-upcoming-half-life-release-for-mac/ Yeah, I just found out about this and am pretty happy. I still haven't played HL2 let alone Portal. I took a break from gaming after I finished the first Half Life and never looked back. . . but I won't be able to resist that shit once I can throw it on my MBP. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1262113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Steam on my MBP? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1262123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 (edited) On 3/5/2010 at 11:14 PM, baph said: On 3/5/2010 at 10:57 PM, goffer said: anyone see the rumors that steam is coming to mac? Yeah, I just found out about this and am pretty happy. I still haven't played HL2 let alone Portal. I took a break from gaming after I finished the first Half Life and never looked back. . . but I won't be able to resist that shit once I can throw it on my MBP. if they really are porting over the Half-Life engine games to the Macintosh, then firstly why the fuck couldn't they have done that when i had a Macintosh?! and secondly, prepare to lose some of your life - the games are great, Portal having knocked DOOM from my personal top-spot Edited March 5, 2010 by oscillik Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1262135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 i'm surprised at the mac thing actually, gabe didn't even want to code for xbox 360 initially Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1262137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Never mind rumours! Awwwww Snap!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1264437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 (edited) drooooolll Edited May 20, 2010 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1329551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 Ive been playing this a lot of the last few days. I wanted to get all the achievements. But it seems getting the Aperture Science one is almost impossible. The video makes it seem like they'll be releasing a beta to fans soon enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj1fYlwR00 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1329598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 How come I can download a shitty pirate copy of Half Life 2 for Mac but it isn't actually released on Mac, what kind of geek witchery is this? Can't I just buy a copy that works properly? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/53944-pretty-damn-weird-stuff-going-on-with-portal/page/2/#findComment-1329643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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