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Hah, got my favourite junk email today.

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Had a bit of a tl;dr response from Mrs Margaret Sawers today so i'll just post the crucial part.

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Dear Jermaine T Girling,

 

I am sorry for replying late, I was due to my health condition. I got your photos.

 

Thank you for letting me know about your plans towards accomplishing my Last Wish and I assure you that everything will go as successful as planned.

 

I contacted my financial Consultant in the Security Company there in Malaysia where the money is presently deposited in order to inform him about my desire to donate the money to you for Humanitarian Project, he said that you will need to visit his office in Malaysia in order to sign the necessary fund release order documents on my behalf as my sole trustee. This is very important.

So i will have to visit someone in Malaysia. I dont whether this is some sort of incredible double bluff that they themselves dont even understand or what. I'll be responding to them shortly.

i like this guys style. No fluff, just straight to the heart of the matter.

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Hello friend,

 

I have a business proposal worth £8,950,000.00GBP. Would you by any chance be interested? If yes, send me an email immediately so that i can fill you in with details.

 

Thanks,

Klaus Meyer

Klaus strikes me as the no nonsense type so i've responded in kind.

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Hi Klaus, of course i would. Hit me with the details so i can chew them over.

 

Regards

Had a lightening fast response from Klaus. He is obviously very keen which is always good.

It might be tl;dr

In summary, guy pretending(?)to be German working with Barclays bank in the UK. Some guy is dead and as a result i am going to get lots of money.

I have given him a sincere response here. Lets not waste any time.

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Okay Klaus, i am going to come clean here. I believe you have the opportunity to scratch the back of a person who is more than willing to scratch yours. There is no way to ease you in gently here but i am directly responsible for the deaths of up to 40 women and i am going to need some assistance in disposing at least 12 of the bodies. Without going into too much detail (i believe we should get to know each other first) i have an extremely voracious sexual appetite. Ever since my early teens i would wine and dine semi attractive women in the Greater Manchester area and if they refused my advances, i would take them shopping and if that wasn't enough, i'd take them out the game (of life, lol). Many have been stored at a location that is, at best, a temporary holding area for a smelly female corpse. I am certain that they will be discovered before too long. Here is where you come in: i need to know that you have the kind of resources i need to dispose of thse unwilling females (well maybe they are more willing now if you know what i mean, roflmao. Just a joke.). I really trust your Germanic organisational skills and i know that many in finance like yourself are meticulous when it comes to the disposal of excess humans. Once we dispose of the dead female women, we can talk cash.

 

Actually, even if you wont help me with the women, i would still like all the money. Hope to hear from you soon. Also, what kind of music/TV do you like? Thanks

Rambo please keep us up to date on that subject. it is brilliant so far

Hello! My name is Elena. I'm not looking for prince on a white horse, I need a man who has not forgotten what is love, honesty and kindness.

I think it is you. Am I right?

  On 1/30/2011 at 9:56 PM, Rambo said:

Also, what kind of music/TV do you like? Thanks

rofl

Klaus never did get back to me. Maybe i was being over friendly when i asked about his fave music + TV. Should have kept it strictly about the corpses.

  On 4/23/2011 at 11:17 PM, placidburp said:

Hello! My name is Elena. I'm not looking for prince on a white horse, I need a man who has not forgotten what is love, honesty and kindness.

I think it is you. Am I right?

 

lol!

Is that all real including the pic?

Ceriously Rambo if you'd could do a whole book of these I would bankroll publishing and distribution.

I'd just need you to put up 15 percent of the upfront costs and I'll take care of the rest. Godbless and may Jesus' light shine kindly on thee.

I am Dr. Donald Ibori, presently in Benin Republic, West Africa. I am the younger brother to Chief

James Ibori who was the former Nigeria Delta State Governor. My brother, who has recently been

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He has kept in my name many foreign accounts worth in total over USD$100 Million and other money deposited which i and my brother James are only aware of.

I need your assistance in getting USD$10M of this money which was kept securely, transfered to you as we need trusted foreign partners to move and invest these money in their names so that they can be properly secured while we clear the allegation charges still pending.

If you are interested to assist me with this, urgently reply to this email so i can give you

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You've come to the right person, Dr. Donald Ibori.

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I posted some spam this morning.

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Saw this in my spam folder today:

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harold to owaiskazi, owaisnasir, owaissabir, me

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yeah finally :)

 

thanks a lot mate! I`m starting today, you have no idea how much you helped me bro!!!

I have a serious debts and need to quickly make some cash :)

 

cheers..

 

 

----- Original Message -----

From: "lpfan4yrs" <owaiskazi@gmail.com>, <owaisnasir@gmail.com>, <owaissabir@gmail.com>, <xxxxx@gmail.com>

To: "harold"

Sent: Friday, May 20, 2011 2:05 PM

Subject: sending you my trick

 

 

> hi mate..

>

> ok I`ll give you my trick but if you give it someone else I`ll fuckin kill you :)

>

> you know in roulette you can bet on blacks or reds. If you bet $1 on black

> and it goes black you win $1 but if it goes red you loose your $1.

> but I found a way you can win everytime:

>

> bet $1 on black if it goes black you win $1

>

> now again bet $1 on black, if this time it goes red bet $3 on black,

> if it goes red again bet $8 on black, if red again bet

> $20 on black, red again bet $52 on black (always multiple your

> previous lost bet around 2.5x)

> if now is black you win $52 so you have $104 and you bet:

>

> $1 + $3 + $8 + $20 + $52 = $84 So you just won $20 :)

>

> now when you won you start with $1 on blacks again etc etc.

> its always bound to go black eventually (it`s 50/50)

> so that way you eventually always win. But there`s a catch.

> If you start winning too much (like $1000 a day)

> casino will finally notice something and can ban

> you. I was banned once on royal casino. So don`t be too greedy

> and don`t win more then $300 a day and you can do

> it for years. I think bigger casinos know that trick

> so I play for real money on smaller ones, right now I play on

> vip casino www.casinovss.com for more

> then 6 months, I win $200-$300 a day and my account still works.

> You`ll find roulette there when you download casino soft and register go to

> "specialty" section and choose european roulette.

> And don`t you dare talling about it anyone else,

> if too many people knows about it casinos will finally found a way

> to block that trick. If you have any questions just drop me a line here or on skype.

>

> c ya

>

>

>

>

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Not so much spam, 'cause I signed up to receive freecycle email n'all but...

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They also offered various cacti in a Mexican bowl.

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Are you available :))) ? ?

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I hoard books.

I read news all the time.

I subscribe to several magazines and newspapers, not because I have time to

read all of them, but because I like to think I do.

I'm a self-described coffee and cupcake addict.

I'm not an alcoholic, but I do love good beer, good wine and a good time.

I go to plays and musicals because I love them.

I dance because it's fun.

I sing because that's just what I do.

I kind of hate modern art (something my friends like to poke at when they

bring me to various museums).

I overanalyze Lost. I sing along to Glee. I wish I worked at the Buy More.

I'm a nerd, in the "Star Wars is awesome, Star Trek is too, and I think I'd

like Battlestar Galactica if I ever got around to watching it" way.

I Love Harry Potter. No, seriously. Love. Capital "L."

I'm probably the biggest sap you'll ever meet.

I find kids and babies adorable. I don't want my own any time soon, but I

do want them.

I like pretty things. Shoes. Photographs. Pieces of furniture.

I don't like cats because I'm allergic, but I can't wait for the day that I

can get a puppy.

I'm living the dream when it comes to my career, but even I know that

there's something more I need to strive for. I just have to figure out what

that is.

I love baseball and college football, but fair warning, I'm didn't grow up

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I'm not hot. Pretty, sure. Cute, yes. Hot, not so much. And I'm OK with

that.

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I've been reading dating sites searching, but I have absolutely no success. I am lonely right now and I'm looking to talk to people.

Anyone around hehehee! ? ?

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  On 6/10/2011 at 8:38 PM, placidburp said:

 

that can turn your life into a marvellous Arabian tale…

 

what if your life already is a marvellous Arabian tale?

I just got this really weird mail form someone. he contacted me about a pair of shoes i'm selling on the internet. Can't tell if it's serious, or if it's someone who is trying to fool me... I don't get a lot of spam on gmail. And the message was through a legitimate danish online auction website.

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Hello,

Thanks for the response, I actually intended coming down to your

place to pickup this item, but i have just traveled to Uk for an

urgent visit. i intend purchasing this item for my pastor's child who

has just been transferred to west Africa Nigeria.

as a gift for a good friend of mine in West Africa Nigeria.

 

What is the present condition of the item? i will pay..400DKK extra

for shipment. I want the item posted to him via post , Payment will be

made via Bank Deposit or PayPal so kindly get back to me with your

payment details.

 

Please tell other interested buy that the item is sold

Here is the shipment address

 

J. Sabastine

1 Air ways link,

IJesha, Surulere,

Lagos,23401,

Nigeria,

 

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favorite spam today! Joe Biden wrote to tell me that the White House owes me ten million dollars. He also said that Robert Mueller III will be handling the payment (for security reasons).

also: "United State of America" fucking lol.

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omar Your Circular is Available

 

 

omar Did you Grab your local Coupons yet?

 

 

http://[the-spam-site].com/1833209b96h2706390

 

Take as many as you want :)

A lot of the spam I get is addressed to Omar. My name isn't Omar.

most of?

From: BlackSinglesDating <zosia@fixyourwebsitesolutions.com>

Subject: Date

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*watches back*

My friend's mom always used to make fried spam for breakfast when I would sleep over at their house, it actually tasted pretty good (as I remember it, anyway)