Is how far away you have to stand from the toilet bowl

  On 3/20/2010 at 10:51 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

i always have my balls out of the pants when peeing...feels awkward any other way.

thats an excellent way to get your balls caught in your zipper.

what about proper shitting distance? perhaps that indicates nothing special

All I want to say is that I refuse to hoover, as long as the seat is visibly clean it will be sat on.

And what's the matter with people who stand up to wipe?

Wtf

  On 3/20/2010 at 11:33 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

All I want to say is that I refuse to hoover, as long as the seat is visibly clean it will be sat on.

And what's the matter with people who stand up to wipe?

Wtf

might as well just go shit in the woods if you are going to hover.

I would say it's more of a measure of your overall output power

  On 3/20/2010 at 11:44 PM, uptowndevil said:

  On 3/20/2010 at 11:33 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

All I want to say is that I refuse to hoover, as long as the seat is visibly clean it will be sat on.

And what's the matter with people who stand up to wipe?

Wtf

 

might as well just go shit in the woods if you are going to hover.

in my youth i used to crouch, then i discovered the pleasures of sitting down. prob. saved me some problematic seat born diseases from once apon a time. ..

...

also i just peed with the same equipment/positioning .. to less pressure and i'll suggest that ultimately it ain't size got nuffin' to do wivv it... which could have been stated via a simple vote if i wasn't so stupid that i fukt up the thread...

  On 3/21/2010 at 2:10 AM, uptowndevil said:

it was a lovely thread.

haha, i had to kill it. This is my way.

it was a lovely thread.

I shit at home so I don't have to hover