if you travel back in time to have sex with someone.

  On 3/27/2010 at 9:06 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 3/27/2010 at 6:49 AM, Yegg said:

Nikola Tesla

 

as much as i love tesla, it sounds like he was a creep. i wouldn't touch that, no sir.

 

my three picks:

 

 

 

the last guy is pretty cute, sean connery's voice turns me off though

it would probably just be an ex during a period that we were together, so i wouldn't have to do the work of picking up someone.

maybe i'd work out an MMF with my past self and her, in exchange for a MFFF with her, her daughter from the future, and her mother from the past.

lol, I just realize that johntqs is gay despite seeing his avatar for the longest time, I just thought he thought. what was that nig heartthrob's name? (who got outta shape and never released an album after millions of big black women were ready to rape him) was an crazy good singer and thought it was funny... haha I guess I was just trying to not underestimate a watmm'er

hhaha that probably doesn't sound politically correct or something, sorry

  On 3/27/2010 at 9:25 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

lol, I just realize that johntqs is gay despite seeing his avatar for the longest time, I just thought he thought. what was that nig heartthrob's name? (who got outta shape and never released an album after millions of big black women were ready to rape him) was an crazy good singer and thought it was funny... haha I guess I was just trying to not underestimate a watmm'er

 

hhaha that probably doesn't sound politically correct or something, sorry

haha, that dude's name is D'Angelo. and i'm actually bi, i put up images of cybill shepherd earlier in this thread i think...

for hoodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

  On 3/27/2010 at 9:34 PM, Adjective said:

for hoodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

i've seen that and it doesn't change the fact that he was highly bangable.

  On 3/27/2010 at 9:17 PM, JohnTqs said:

the last guy is pretty cute, sean connery's voice turns me off though

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_and_maude

*jots it down*

Can I say your mum?

a bunch of 80s porno ladies... but it'll take me forever to post all their pics and names!

especially this one (sue nero)

Anna Falchi (Dellamorte/Dellamore)

Jenny Agutter (American Werewolf/London)

Samantha Fox ('89)

Vanity (Prince era)

Sheena Easton (workout commercial era, YUM!)

Kim Valentine (redhead from 1990 Fox show "Tribes")

Stacy Valentine (adult film star)

my 2nd grade teacher Ms. Mack

If we can go back in time in fiction, I'd hitch a ride with the Doctor and find me the soothsayer in The Fires of Pompeii

Or maybe I'd just seduce Karen Gillan in the present and we could play dress-up every once in a while.

But, uh, truer to spirit of thread:

sarah michelle gellar, young vampire slayer age

new gellar is meh

Sean Connery story I heard (quite possibly an urban myth):

Bunch of dudes in Scotland are in a pub pissed out of their brains. Said pub happens to be Sean Connery's local, and indeed Sean is there, drinking at another table with his mates. The regulars at this pub know to leave Sean be and generally treat him like ordinary folks.

However, our aforementioned dudes are discussing the topic of "best fuck you've ever had", and having had a few too many, they get the brilliant idea that Sean fucking Connery can probably kick all their arses at this topic. They duly send a delegate over to Mr Connery to ask him said question. "Fuck off", advises Mr Connery.

The dudes leave Sean alone and their little game peters out. Eventually, Sean leaves, at this point himself somewhat the worse for wear. On the way out he detours past our dudes' table, leans over conspiratorially, and in a loud stage whisper states:

  On 3/27/2010 at 9:06 PM, Hoodie said:

 

 

as much as i love tesla, it sounds like he was a creep. i wouldn't touch that, no sir.

 

lol at calling Tesla a creep and nominating Connery, who admits to hitting women when they "deserve it"

  On 3/27/2010 at 9:25 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

lol, I just realize that johntqs is gay despite seeing his avatar for the longest time, I just thought he thought. what was that nig heartthrob's name? (who got outta shape and never released an album after millions of big black women were ready to rape him) was an crazy good singer and thought it was funny... haha I guess I was just trying to not underestimate a watmm'er

 

hhaha that probably doesn't sound politically correct or something, sorry

lol, best way to smooth out anything that could be seen as homophobic is to add a nice helping of racism

maria de medeiros and uma thurman during the filming of henry & june

oh just remembered; early 90s Janet Jackson

Nancy Valen

Around the time of that Saved By The Bell episode.

Oh, two more...

Jennie Garth ( Beverly Hills,90210)

Khrystyne Haje (Head of the Class)

thread needs more carrie fisher

  On 3/28/2010 at 12:02 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 3/27/2010 at 9:06 PM, Hoodie said:

 

 

as much as i love tesla, it sounds like he was a creep. i wouldn't touch that, no sir.

 

lol at calling Tesla a creep and nominating Connery, who admits to hitting women when they "deserve it"

 

tesla was a germophobe, that's what i meant by creep. he probably had some weird sexual quirks too that i wouldn't be fond of discovering.

  On 3/27/2010 at 11:42 PM, analogue wings said:

Sean Connery story I heard (quite possibly an urban myth):

 

Bunch of dudes in Scotland are in a pub pissed out of their brains. Said pub happens to be Sean Connery's local, and indeed Sean is there, drinking at another table with his mates. The regulars at this pub know to leave Sean be and generally treat him like ordinary folks.

 

However, our aforementioned dudes are discussing the topic of "best fuck you've ever had", and having had a few too many, they get the brilliant idea that Sean fucking Connery can probably kick all their arses at this topic. They duly send a delegate over to Mr Connery to ask him said question. "Fuck off", advises Mr Connery.

 

The dudes leave Sean alone and their little game peters out. Eventually, Sean leaves, at this point himself somewhat the worse for wear. On the way out he detours past our dudes' table, leans over conspiratorially, and in a loud stage whisper states:

 

 

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Petula Clark, 1964, UP THE ARSHE!

 

brilliant.