WHO IS ET

  On 4/7/2010 at 8:40 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 4/7/2010 at 8:36 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

ET's account never did anything but make obvious fucking trolls all the time, he was repairing his spaceship and apparently it ran off of facepalm's cause that's the only thing it was ever trying to gather. I facepalm'ed your facepalm's while jesus facepalm'ed the facepalming of the watmm nation

 

It never occurred to you that his behaviour in threads was intentional? A ruse, perhaps?

you mean like a troll?

since when has joyrex known anything anyway?

its closer than you think

  On 4/7/2010 at 8:40 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 4/7/2010 at 8:40 PM, Lube Saibot said:

 

A breathmint or more attention to oral hygiene will sort that problem out.

lol... wut?

Oh i get it! Apart from my brow, i'm also covering my mouth, so it could be seen (albeit with a hefty stretch) that i'm hiding some sort of mouth stank, even though i am a snail and have no mouth.

...

Oh wow was that your entire joke? ... Wow...

I'm super sorry for you man... If you ever need to talk...

  On 4/7/2010 at 8:49 PM, o00o said:

  On 3/25/2010 at 11:45 AM, Babar said:

Dear ET/Cylob,

 

Stop trolling this forum, and please make some tracks then release them.

 

Thanks.

 

Babar.

 

  On 3/25/2010 at 5:52 PM, Joyrex said:

Oh, ET's not Cylob... but you're getting closer.

  On 4/6/2010 at 7:20 PM, Joyrex said:

  On 4/6/2010 at 7:02 PM, Gary C said:

I'd be devastated if it were Ulillillia

 

Oooh, cLOSe!

It's clearly either Mike P, 'Pusher, Ceephax, or Henry Earl.

lolz at saibot versus joyrex, flawless victory

HAKEEM OLAJUWAN

Negrodamus

Paul Mooney

the great milenko (ha hahaha ha)

if joyrex is strict with dupes, it's not wisp.

I hate this thread.

Every time I tried using anagram deciphering tools the word "compressor" came up often. And I never entered that in despite jr using the full word in you should've compressed your post more post.

ambalamps

edit: hence my posting a picture of KOMPRESSOR the industrilol artist.

can we see pictures of their teeth.

I bet it's goldfrapp.

KOMPRESSOR posted here a long time ago, didn't he?

i believe so. He runs a comic site now and released a terrible mock hip hop album.

All the same, his KOMPRESSOR tracks were all quality and epic.

*crushes paul simon*

  On 4/1/2010 at 11:34 PM, Boxing Day said:

Notice how both of them don't capitalize when they start a new paragraph.

Notice how they both have the same mistakes , no apostrophe

 

Richard

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some people bought the analogue equipment when it was unfashionable and very cheap though.

some of us are over 30 you know!

anyone remember when 303`s were £50? and coke was 16p a tin? crisps 5p

 

also you have overlooked A LOT of other points because its not all about the overall frequency response of the recording system its how the sound gets there in the first place.

here are some things which you can`t get from a plugin,they are often emulated but due to their hugely complex nature are always pretty crass aproximations..

 

the sound of analogue equpiment including EQ, changes very noticably over even a few hours due to temperature changes within a circuit.

Anyone who has tried to make tracs on a few analogue synths and make them stay in tune can tell you this,you leave a trac running for a few hours come back and think Im sure I didnt fucking write that,I must be going mental!

this affects all the components in a synth/EQ in an almost infinte amount of tiny ways.

and the amount differs from circuit to circuit depending on the design.

 

the interaction of different channels and their respective signals with an analogue mixer are very complex,EQ,dynamics....

any fx, analogue or digital that are plugged into it all have their own special complex characteristics and all interact with each other differently and change depending on their routing.

Nobody that ive heard of has even begun to start emulating analogue mixer circuitry in software,just the aesthetics,it will come but im sure it will be a crap half hearted effort like most pretend synth plugins are.

they should be called PST synths, P for pretend not virtual.

 

ET

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ive been reading some articles about different video game software available. it doesnt look all that difficult really. its something id like to kind of get into one day. what im wondering is, how much money am i looking to spend, to hire a small team of programmers to make a wicked video game for me? i have a pretty good idea i think, and i wouldnt mind investing a little money into the project, if the game turned out the way i want it. i might even be able to try to market the game and make a little money, but well cross that bridge when we come to it

 

so graphics wise, id like it to look pretty good, obviously. but what i mean is, i dont want it to look like shit. i hardly play video games, but im hoping for xbox classic or ps2 level of graphics quality, if possible. this will be a computer game, so am i right when i say its easier to design a good looking game for computer vs console? regardless, its 2010, i would hope one could have a decent quality video game made for fairly cheap

 

one problem i cant seem to think around, is how i can get the game made without the idea getting stolen. or what if i get the game made and one of programmers takes off with my game? this leads me to want to do it all myself. thats what i would like to do anyway, it would be far more fun, creative, and rewarding to do the entire thing myself. its far more my style. doesnt it take years of learning computer programming to make anything decent though? and especially when were talking about creating good graphics. who knows, maybe im completely out of the loop, and you can make totally wicked looking video games very easily

Hmmmm

ET uses space bar after comma.

so what would REALLY happen if it turns out that ET really is AFX? seriously, how would it affect RDJ any more than getting his PM box flooded with fanboy semen.

PM box getting flooded with fanboi goatse?

ET's identity will be revealed in the series finale of LOST.

A lot more would be invested in peppering afx with adulation and a lot less would be invested in making threads like "could the number of angle of richard's second brow striation on his RDJ album cover mean something?"

I'd say hurray.

Whoever they are, if they are not actually as daft IRL as they made themselves out to be then they are very good at acting like that. I was successfully trolled at least twice in EKT after I posted exhaustive replies to music production help requests and was met with more "I don't understand" posts but in a tl'dr format.

Isn't "et" Canadian? Wasn't it him that posted that thread about not avoiding driving through an alcohol checkpoint (after a few drinks)? Or am I mixing that up with someone else? Trolls kinda run together in these parts.

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ET's identity will be revealed in the series finale of LOST.

More like the series finale will be a Jin/Sun episode in which the Smoke Monster is retconned as ET.

It's not RDJ, but if it was it would confirm my "lack of musical output" thesis confirming that afx does indeed, spend as much time on the internet as I do.

  On 4/7/2010 at 10:22 PM, azatoth said:

so what would REALLY happen if it turns out that ET really is AFX? seriously, how would it affect RDJ any more than getting his PM box flooded with fanboy semen.

it would't its not like ETs account was supposed to be anything but a joke facepalm generating troll anyway, it obviously wouldn't hurt anyone's credentials outside of making them out to be a bored sadistic annoyance from time to time (but who could blame them, most of you fools kept thinkin ETs threads were cereals furealz and feeding the troll digital facepalms)