Joyrex Lied

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:43 PM, kakapo said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:37 PM, margaret thatcher said:

i can't find the original lifetime members album artwork, but encey did a mix of their tracks

 

(image removed)

 

really solid mix! should be reuploaded!

 

edit: i assume i can't post the artwork cos it's got names of ltmmers on it. i dunno.

 

 

Yes, according to Joyrex outing members is a banning offense. Not sure how considering LTMs were publicly visible until a few months ago.

it's still quite easy to figure out who the LTMs are, though.

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:57 PM, kakapo said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:50 PM, lumpenprol said:

 

(joyrex's poking fun at me about that has always seemed good-natured to me?),

 

 

You would hope so, but it was as much a reference to the powers that be as a whole.

Well it wouldn't surprise me if they do do little more in there than talk shit about forum members.

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:00 PM, azatoth said:

 

it's still quite easy to figure out who the LTMs are, though.

long-time members who don't post nearly as much as they used to.

I wonder if they've got tauboo tied up in there with a ball gag?

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:50 PM, lumpenprol said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:31 PM, kakapo said:

Referring back to Joyrex's earlier comments in the thread about lumpenprol, it does raise the completely absurd prospect that people are making moral judgements about other peoples lives away from wattem. So you have a member who has been here a while, contributes regularly, has a unique 'voice' and perspective, possibly being excluded from full interaction with the community because of some puritanical and hypocritical standpoint.

 

As far as myself you may have it wrong, I suspect my never having been invited stems less from a moral judgment about my character (joyrex's poking fun at me about that has always seemed good-natured to me?), than from the fact that I've often questioned him on banning matters in the past. It's also possible he sees me as having a sort of "anti-establishment" attitude in general, and really why invite someone to your private party if he might blow it up? I don't blame him. I take comfort from the fact that essines, yegg, xxx, karmakramer, yourself, and many other members old and new who I like immensely are not ltm-ers. We're in good company.

We are in good company, but I seriously think we need more asians and australians up in this bitch, cause I stay up late and it seems this place stops dead in the early hours of the morning. I need my fix!

Get some of your asian girls into drukqs so I can chat them up in the subforums mmkay?

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:06 PM, lumpenprol said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:57 PM, kakapo said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:50 PM, lumpenprol said:

 

(joyrex's poking fun at me about that has always seemed good-natured to me?),

 

 

You would hope so, but it was as much a reference to the powers that be as a whole.

 

Well it wouldn't surprise me if they do do little more in there than talk shit about forum members.

Someone already mentioned they have their own ltm only mix album? WTF is that about. The ltm forum is nothing but pure pretencious elitism

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:09 PM, chax said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:06 PM, lumpenprol said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:57 PM, kakapo said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 12:50 PM, lumpenprol said:

 

(joyrex's poking fun at me about that has always seemed good-natured to me?),

 

 

You would hope so, but it was as much a reference to the powers that be as a whole.

 

Well it wouldn't surprise me if they do do little more in there than talk shit about forum members.

 

 

Someone already mentioned they have their own ltm only mix album? WTF is that about. The ltm forum is nothing but pure pretencious elitism

Can I listen to said mix? Prob quite good...

heh I don't know any chinese girls into idm yet, but strangely i did hear autechre on a chinese daytime soap the other day! A track off incunabula, forget the name.

It's probably bannable if you share it

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:09 PM, karmakramer said:

Can I listen to said mix? Prob quite good...

it is very good. not sure i can post it though cos the track listings is basically a who's who of ltms.

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:11 PM, chax said:

It's probably bannable if you share it

haha, yeah probably

i wonder if I was obama if I could get into this secret forum?

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:12 PM, margaret thatcher said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:09 PM, karmakramer said:

Can I listen to said mix? Prob quite good...

 

it is very good. not sure i can post it though cos the track listings is basically a who's who of ltms.

i don't need the tracklist

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:15 PM, ieafs said:

ive got like 5000 posts, everyone likes me, i do lots of useful things, what else can i do? i need a checklist

can you hop through a flaming hoop?

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:08 PM, ieafs said:

wait, i tried to get in the new subforum and it won't let me in... what gives?

lol, same here ..and my friggin face was on the collage damnit!! even my god-like looks can't get me in. that place must really suck.

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:15 PM, ieafs said:

ive got like 5000 posts, everyone likes me, i do lots of useful things, what else can i do? i need a checklist

there aren't any kind of guidelines, it's just whether joyrex likes you or not

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:10 PM, ieafs said:

is there at least like... orienteering type tasks i can complete to get into the new forum?

Yup, get sucking.

If anyone's really interested in becoming a ltm let me know, I can fax you the application form and waivers. Advanced warning though, it involves a lot of fellatio.

edit: haha, we're on the same wavelength

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:18 PM, ieafs said:

joyrex likes me quite a lot

please make that your sig

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:23 PM, ieafs said:

ok, so ive got my compass and theres some penises... what now?

that is for you to determine, we can only show you the door, we cannot tell you how to go through it

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:26 PM, ieafs said:

i touched one and it leaked

yellow or white?

hey guys a leak of the ltm mix album just hit oink i've got the tracklist

1. aphex twin - q-chastic (squarepusher remix)

2. boards of canada - hudson bay

3. boards of canada - hudson bay backwards and with children laughing

4. autechre - acroyear3

5. cylob and µ-ziq - cylobuziq

6. bogdan raczynski - pikachu motherfucker

7. brothomstates - hey guys, remember me I'm brothomstates

8. aphex twin - mp3 player found on a plane

9. squarepusher - go plasticker

10. venetian snares - well you know what joyrex, I don't care much for you either!

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:26 PM, ieafs said:

EDIT: what are you holding? a lemon, apple, nashi pear?

it is a special fruit, one you are not familiar for it comes from a special land, one you have not been granted access too

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:28 PM, ieafs said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:27 PM, karmakramer said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:26 PM, ieafs said:

i touched one and it leaked

 

yellow or white?

grey

unfortunately you ... FAIL

i contributed a lot to the banning of pen expers back in 06, he was probably the most loathsome member back then..never got any recognition..

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:31 PM, ieafs said:

seattle?

i have already said too much, I must go now , wait till the night owl cries 5 times, then you will know what to do

i dunno karmakramer, if you play your cards right it sounds like you can get some fellatio out of this

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:37 PM, lumpenprol said:

i dunno karmakramer, if you play your cards right it sound like you can get some fellatio out of this

i have no such interests

card games are boring

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:33 PM, eugene said:

i contributed a lot to the banning of pen expers back in 06, he was probably the most loathsome member back then..never got any recognition..

lol, I guess that would be a natural prerequisite for entry into the ltm forum: helping joyrex ban someone