The Genius Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Hey all. I have had irritable bowels for a few years now, and it has been the bane of my existence. At school (University... I'm in college.) I usually like to sit in the outside seat near the door so that I may quickly exit the classroom and use the restroom if I need to. Recently, after a month or so into the semester, I entered class and saw a girl was sitting in my usual seat. I politely asked her to move and she irritably (no pun intended) told me that she was sitting there and there were many other seats open. My stomach lurched immediately at the thought. "Please! I need to sit there!" I told her but she would not move. I stood there and I could feel my face getting red. I was so mad at that moment. I decided to take action. I grabbed her backpack from the floor and quickly threw it across the room. "I TOLD YOU I NEED TO SIT THERE!!" I said loudly. The stress was too much to handle for my stomach and my bowels released in my pants... my worst nightmare had happened. Completely embarrassed, I ran out of the classroom and dropped the class. This is life with I.B.S. (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Does anyone else have it? It's really an inconvenience. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) LOL , you are definitely 42Orange. Edited April 10, 2010 by Boxing Day Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 my money was on jr, lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 lion? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 nene, ever since i started playing nba 2k10, every time i see "nene" (player for the nuggets) i can't help but think of multiple assgasms. damn you, damn you. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293082 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 that's what you get for being a grown-ass man playing vidya games. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I don't get the reaction to this thread, you guys are weird. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I live near a mexican restaurant called El Nene, but I've never been there for fear of getting assgasms. But seriously, I laugh every time I drive by. I think I instinctively said "multiple assgasms" once, when my then-gf was with me, and she was disturbed immensely. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Thats so terrible! You should go see a doctor Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i get stomach problems after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food, i think i might have ibs. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) On 4/10/2010 at 1:06 AM, BCM said: i get stomach problems after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food, i think i might have ibs. That's a shame. I stick to drinks like fruit juices and high-carb low-fat easily digestable potatoes and white breads. I try to take it easy on my system. Edited April 10, 2010 by The Genius Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) that's right. i get assgasms! oh, also the obligatory: holy shit! Edited April 10, 2010 by bigs Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I don't technically have IBS, but I do get similar problems that affect my daily life. I am a major fan of WOW Rufflez chips. If you don't know much about this series of chips, excessive eating can cause anal leakage. And I do excessively eat these chips, (they're just so damned good). So I regularly find my self in the middle of a busy day with a pair of boxers full of nasty ass Wow Rufflez diarrhea. It's simply awful. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 On 4/10/2010 at 1:02 AM, The Genius said: I don't get the reaction to this thread, you guys are weird. Hence why I like comeing hear as I feel more normal Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 On 4/10/2010 at 1:12 AM, Glass Plate said: I don't technically have IBS, but I do get similar problems that affect my daily life. I am a major fan of WOW Rufflez chips. If you don't know much about this series of chips, excessive eating can cause anal leakage. And I do excessively eat these chips, (they're just so damned good). So I regularly find my self in the middle of a busy day with a pair of boxers full of nasty ass Wow Rufflez diarrhea. It's simply awful. I get the same problem when I overeat chips. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 God, what an asshole, throwing her backpack like that. You should've just held onto the bag, taken it to the restroom, and then shit into it like a gentleman. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 some girls, one backpack Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i always think of highschool when i see nene. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bacteriatastic Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 OATMEAL helps maybe i don't know i'm not a doctor Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 On 4/10/2010 at 6:35 AM, bacteriatastic said: OATMEAL helps maybe i don't know i'm not a doctor I can't not read this in an H Jon Benjamin/Archer voice. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bacteriatastic Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 On 4/10/2010 at 7:16 AM, baph said: On 4/10/2010 at 6:35 AM, bacteriatastic said: OATMEAL helps maybe i don't know i'm not a doctor I can't not read this in an H Jon Benjamin/Archer voice. if that's a good thing: and if it's a bad thing: :emotawesomepm9: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 sometimes when i sit on the toilet poop comes out of my butt, it's weird, i hope i don't have herpes oh wait i'm already pretty sure i do, that's right, how could i ever forget... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i don't mean there was a very memorable crazy thing that happened when i got it, i just mean.. i have herpes i kinda freaked out when she told me, i was feelin pretty bad but then i saw some statistics saying 1 out of 4 chicks have herpes 1 and %90 of them don't even know it cuz they never show signs, and 1 out of 5-6 dudes have it and most of them don't even show any signs either, so i then i was all 'fuck yeaaaa'... that was definitely a shitty morning... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 The Genius on his way to the bathroom: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i made this just for you, watmm. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55159-irritable-bowel-syndrome/#findComment-1293638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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