Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Hey all.

I have had irritable bowels for a few years now, and it has been the bane of my existence. At school (University... I'm in college.) I usually like to sit in the outside seat near the door so that I may quickly exit the classroom and use the restroom if I need to. Recently, after a month or so into the semester, I entered class and saw a girl was sitting in my usual seat. I politely asked her to move and she irritably (no pun intended) told me that she was sitting there and there were many other seats open. My stomach lurched immediately at the thought. "Please! I need to sit there!" I told her but she would not move. I stood there and I could feel my face getting red. I was so mad at that moment. I decided to take action. I grabbed her backpack from the floor and quickly threw it across the room. "I TOLD YOU I NEED TO SIT THERE!!" I said loudly. The stress was too much to handle for my stomach and my bowels released in my pants... my worst nightmare had happened. Completely embarrassed, I ran out of the classroom and dropped the class.

This is life with I.B.S. (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Does anyone else have it? It's really an inconvenience.

LOL , you are definitely 42Orange.

my money was on jr, lol

lion?

nene, ever since i started playing nba 2k10, every time i see "nene" (player for the nuggets) i can't help but think of multiple assgasms. damn you, damn you.

that's what you get for being a grown-ass man playing vidya games.

I don't get the reaction to this thread, you guys are weird.

I live near a mexican restaurant called El Nene, but I've never been there for fear of getting assgasms. But seriously, I laugh every time I drive by. I think I instinctively said "multiple assgasms" once, when my then-gf was with me, and she was disturbed immensely.

Thats so terrible! You should go see a doctor

i get stomach problems after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food, i think i might have ibs.

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:06 AM, BCM said:

i get stomach problems after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food, i think i might have ibs.

That's a shame. I stick to drinks like fruit juices and high-carb low-fat easily digestable potatoes and white breads. I try to take it easy on my system.

that's right. i get assgasms!

oh, also the obligatory:

holy shit!

I don't technically have IBS, but I do get similar problems that affect my daily life. I am a major fan of WOW Rufflez chips. If you don't know much about this series of chips, excessive eating can cause anal leakage. And I do excessively eat these chips, (they're just so damned good). So I regularly find my self in the middle of a busy day with a pair of boxers full of nasty ass Wow Rufflez diarrhea. It's simply awful.

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:02 AM, The Genius said:

I don't get the reaction to this thread, you guys are weird.

Hence why I like comeing hear as I feel more normal

  On 4/10/2010 at 1:12 AM, Glass Plate said:

I don't technically have IBS, but I do get similar problems that affect my daily life. I am a major fan of WOW Rufflez chips. If you don't know much about this series of chips, excessive eating can cause anal leakage. And I do excessively eat these chips, (they're just so damned good). So I regularly find my self in the middle of a busy day with a pair of boxers full of nasty ass Wow Rufflez diarrhea. It's simply awful.

I get the same problem when I overeat chips.

God, what an asshole, throwing her backpack like that. You should've just held onto the bag, taken it to the restroom, and then shit into it like a gentleman.

some girls, one backpack

i always think of highschool when i see nene.

OATMEAL

helps

maybe

i don't know

i'm not a doctor

  On 4/10/2010 at 6:35 AM, bacteriatastic said:

OATMEAL

 

helps

 

maybe

 

 

i don't know

 

i'm not a doctor

I can't not read this in an H Jon Benjamin/Archer voice.

  On 4/10/2010 at 7:16 AM, baph said:

  On 4/10/2010 at 6:35 AM, bacteriatastic said:

OATMEAL

 

helps

 

maybe

 

 

i don't know

 

i'm not a doctor

 

I can't not read this in an H Jon Benjamin/Archer voice.

if that's a good thing:

and if it's a bad thing: :emotawesomepm9:

sometimes when i sit on the toilet poop comes out of my butt, it's weird, i hope i don't have herpes

oh wait i'm already pretty sure i do, that's right, how could i ever forget...

i don't mean there was a very memorable crazy thing that happened when i got it, i just mean.. i have herpes

i kinda freaked out when she told me, i was feelin pretty bad but then i saw some statistics saying 1 out of 4 chicks have herpes 1 and %90 of them don't even know it cuz they never show signs, and 1 out of 5-6 dudes have it and most of them don't even show any signs either, so i then i was all 'fuck yeaaaa'... that was definitely a shitty morning...

The Genius on his way to the bathroom:

i made this just for you, watmm.