Christina Hendricks named hottest woman in America

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:13 AM, azatoth said:

i am sorry i don't share the enthusiasm you have for oversized mammary glands.

the reality is in the bedroom big boobs are a bit of a hassle and I don't like them all that much. But when clothed I find them pure eye candy, it's also fun to go around with a stacked girl and watch the reactions from other men, heheh.

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:26 AM, Awepittance said:

wait did i just get tricked by a shopped pic?

you just fapped to a shopped pic

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:26 AM, Awepittance said:

wait did i just get tricked by a shopped pic?

your shopped pixel detector must be offline or broken.

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:29 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:13 AM, azatoth said:

i am sorry i don't share the enthusiasm you have for oversized mammary glands.

 

the reality is in the bedroom big boobs are a bit of a hassle and I don't like them all that much. But when clothed I find them pure eye candy, it's also fun to go around with a stacked girl and watch the reactions from other men, heheh.

 

i don't find huge boobs even that aesthetically pleasing. i don't care how much of an internet male i might sound like.

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:29 AM, lumpenprol said:

the reality is in the bedroom big boobs are a bit of a hassle

explain

well first off in my experience big breasted women tend to be lazy. The best position of course is when they're on top hanging their globes in your face, but then they complain about being tired, and if you want them to lean back and grind then it's sort of hard to hang on to or know what to do with, it throws the balance off. I'm talking about really big breasted girls here, there's some sort of cutoff between "a bit larger than your hands but still manageable" and "so big they're like the blob unleashed." If you do them doggy then you can't enjoy that much unless you have a mirror, and if you do them missionary you suddenly discover they've melted away and ended up under her armpits...you can still enjoy watching them slosh around but it's not the same as when they're hanging (unless they're fake). They just aren't very practical. As much as I like ogling Christina Hendricks, I'm fairly certain most people would find her less appealing once they actually got her bra off and tried to do something...

that said, hugging girls with big boobs is one of life's great pleasures.

A ginger?! They must be havin a laugh!

I'd let her sit on my face it's not that, but she can't be the hottest gal in the States eh

Come on yankee doodles, let's have some busty blondes and autumn brown haired girls in cowboy outfits

i think people who dont like big boobs are just secretly gay

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:33 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

i think people who dont like big boobs are just secretly gay

i would say the opposite. by emphasizing their love for big boobs, something that is expected by a heterosexual male, they are trying to cover up their secret desire to stick it up the male butt.

Her breasts are way too big, horrible proportions, she makes Fibonacci cry.

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:14 AM, uptown devil said:

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those titties look like an arse! i don't like tits to look like an arse, the actual arse already does a fine job of looking like an arse

however i'd still arse-sex those titties!

TEETS!

according to australian standards she's the only hot woman in america anymore

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:42 PM, azatoth said:

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:33 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

i think people who dont like big boobs are just secretly gay

 

i would say the opposite. by emphasizing their love for big boobs, something that is expected by a heterosexual male, they are trying to cover up their secret desire to stick it up the male butt.

pretty sure azatoth's rationality definitely makes more sense at least

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:42 PM, azatoth said:

  On 4/22/2010 at 12:33 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

i think people who dont like big boobs are just secretly gay

 

i would say the opposite. by emphasizing their love for big boobs, something that is expected by a heterosexual male, they are trying to cover up their secret desire to stick it up the male butt.

yeah big boobs look like an arse

  On 4/22/2010 at 9:04 AM, lumpenprol said:

well first off in my experience big breasted women tend to be lazy. The best position of course is when they're on top hanging their globes in your face, but then they complain about being tired, and if you want them to lean back and grind then it's sort of hard to hang on to or know what to do with, it throws the balance off. I'm talking about really big breasted girls here, there's some sort of cutoff between "a bit larger than your hands but still manageable" and "so big they're like the blob unleashed." If you do them doggy then you can't enjoy that much unless you have a mirror, and if you do them missionary you suddenly discover they've melted away and ended up under her armpits...you can still enjoy watching them slosh around but it's not the same as when they're hanging (unless they're fake). They just aren't very practical. As much as I like ogling Christina Hendricks, I'm fairly certain most people would find her less appealing once they actually got her bra off and tried to do something...

 

that said, hugging girls with big boobs is one of life's great pleasures.

wtf are you talking about?

Big breasted girls will inherit the Earth.

:troon:

Of course tits look like arse. It's evolution, baby! Once we started walking om two legs, the males needed a substitute stimulus at the loss of the female on-all-four-ass-in-the-breeze.

  On 4/22/2010 at 4:31 PM, psn said:

Of course tits look like arse. It's evolution, baby! Once we started walking om two legs, the males needed a substitute stimulus at the loss of the female on-all-four-ass-in-the-breeze.

Also, they couldn't get too big until people started walking upright because otehrwise teh nipples would have got all infected 'n shit from rubbing on rocks and mammoth dung all day and without antibiotics dem titties would have rotted the fuck off effectively taking the big tittied lasses out of the breeding population with dat nasty shit; fuckin miracles

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:44 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

now that's what i'm talkin about

  On 4/22/2010 at 8:44 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

this is so wrong

if someone told me to choose between giving away my cat and fucking her i'd honestly have to think about it for a long time, and thats saying a whole lot

i can't trust any celeb photos nowadays due to the photoshopping.

wtf is wrong with you people how do tits look like arse. they dont at all. arses dont have nipples on them you fucking weirdos. there is a clear difference between tits and arse and if you cant see it then youre clearly a secret homo