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  On 4/22/2010 at 10:22 PM, scones to die for said:

buriedlife.jpg

 

This is a convenient time for me to profess my hate for this show.

 

The narration alone makes me want to kill some one.

 

i gradded with one of these guys... i don't know what to say.. i don't like the show much either

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fall in love

marry

have a kid

then the circle will be complete

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  On 4/23/2010 at 12:08 AM, 277: 930-933 said:

Make list of things to do before death.

 

Congrats, you're done!

Guest tht tne
  On 4/23/2010 at 3:27 AM, uptown devil said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 2:32 AM, tht tne said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 2:22 AM, uptown devil said:

touch a boob

 

i've done that several times

 

teach me your ways

 

when i was in middle school some of the guys started saying "merk," well... now it means to defeat or humiliate someone as i gather from common parlance but back then it meant to sexually assault it, i.e. grab a girl's titty (or titties) so, after the meme became entrenched in the locker rooms and so on, i had a girlfriend and we were at media play and all of a sudden something came over me and i merked her while exclaiming "merk," which in my mind the announcement that a merk was occuring was the only way to legitimize said merk and transcend the ramifications of what was really and truly sexual assault... anyway, she was really surprised but she didn't care and after that my boob-touching apprenticeship was completed. and now i pass my knowledge on to you.

  On 4/23/2010 at 3:05 AM, ezkerraldean said:

become a jew

the more weed you smoke the harder that will be become.

 

 

i don't know what my basis is for saying that, but i'm perty high

Guest tht tne
  On 4/23/2010 at 4:43 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 3:05 AM, ezkerraldean said:

become a jew

the more weed you smoke the harder that will be become.

 

 

i don't know what my basis is for saying that, but i'm perty high

 

copts are native egyptian christians, and some smoke weed, but their name sounds like "cops..." what's up with that

  On 4/23/2010 at 4:45 AM, tht tne said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 4:43 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 3:05 AM, ezkerraldean said:

become a jew

the more weed you smoke the harder that will be become.

 

 

i don't know what my basis is for saying that, but i'm perty high

 

copts are native egyptian christians, and some smoke weed, but their name sounds like "cops..." what's up with that

nothing at all, as long as they're not actually cops.

Guest uptown devil
  On 4/23/2010 at 3:54 AM, tht tne said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 3:27 AM, uptown devil said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 2:32 AM, tht tne said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 2:22 AM, uptown devil said:

touch a boob

 

i've done that several times

 

teach me your ways

 

when i was in middle school some of the guys started saying "merk," well... now it means to defeat or humiliate someone as i gather from common parlance but back then it meant to sexually assault it, i.e. grab a girl's titty (or titties) so, after the meme became entrenched in the locker rooms and so on, i had a girlfriend and we were at media play and all of a sudden something came over me and i merked her while exclaiming "merk," which in my mind the announcement that a merk was occuring was the only way to legitimize said merk and transcend the ramifications of what was really and truly sexual assault... anyway, she was really surprised but she didn't care and after that my boob-touching apprenticeship was completed. and now i pass my knowledge on to you.

 

fucking lol. is that really how you touched your first boob? my first boob was on the middle school field trip to Washington DC. eileen briener - back of the bus, truth or dare. it felt so dangerous.

 

 

 

  On 4/23/2010 at 3:05 AM, ezkerraldean said:

come a jew

 

make sure you take a picture

 

 

 

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Guest tht tne
  On 4/23/2010 at 5:39 AM, uptown devil said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 3:54 AM, tht tne said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 3:27 AM, uptown devil said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 2:32 AM, tht tne said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 2:22 AM, uptown devil said:

touch a boob

 

i've done that several times

 

teach me your ways

 

when i was in middle school some of the guys started saying "merk," well... now it means to defeat or humiliate someone as i gather from common parlance but back then it meant to sexually assault it, i.e. grab a girl's titty (or titties) so, after the meme became entrenched in the locker rooms and so on, i had a girlfriend and we were at media play and all of a sudden something came over me and i merked her while exclaiming "merk," which in my mind the announcement that a merk was occuring was the only way to legitimize said merk and transcend the ramifications of what was really and truly sexual assault... anyway, she was really surprised but she didn't care and after that my boob-touching apprenticeship was completed. and now i pass my knowledge on to you.

 

fucking lol. is that really how you touched your first boob? my first boob was on the middle school field trip to Washington DC. eileen briener - back of the bus, truth or dare. it felt so dangerous.

 

it is a true story but that was not my first touching of a boob it's just what came to mind first because it was so risky

  On 4/23/2010 at 2:09 AM, yek said:
  On 4/22/2010 at 10:22 PM, scones to die for said:

buriedlife.jpg

 

This is a convenient time for me to profess my hate for this show.

 

The narration alone makes me want to kill some one.

 

i gradded with one of these guys... i don't know what to say.. i don't like the show much either

-----------------------------------------------------

fall in love

marry

have a kid

then the circle will be complete

in fact, all of those guys are from my city

Guest uptown devil
  On 4/23/2010 at 7:12 AM, ms-dos said:

beat battletoads

 

i could never get past the snakes, and the next level was the steamroller level, which was the only level you can't warp to with game genie. i wanted it so bad..

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  On 4/23/2010 at 7:27 AM, uptown devil said:

i could never get past the snakes, and the next level was the steamroller level, which was the only level you can't warp to with game genie. i wanted it so bad..

 

 

i had it for game gear, and nintendo, and i gotta say, once you beat turbo tunnel, you are a shoo-in for the win.

 

i dont think ive ever played a harder stage than the turbo tunnel.

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  On 4/23/2010 at 7:28 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 7:27 AM, uptown devil said:

i could never get past the snakes, and the next level was the steamroller level, which was the only level you can't warp to with game genie. i wanted it so bad..

 

 

i had it for game gear, and nintendo, and i gotta say, once you beat turbo tunnel, you are a shoo-in for the win.

 

i dont think ive ever played a harder stage than the turbo tunnel.

 

 

i always liked turbo tunnel. it was like you were on a jet ski

 

 

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you had to be perfect for way too long. i must have tried to beat that stage 300 times before quitting forever.

  On 4/23/2010 at 7:15 AM, yek said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 2:09 AM, yek said:
  On 4/22/2010 at 10:22 PM, scones to die for said:

buriedlife.jpg

 

This is a convenient time for me to profess my hate for this show.

 

The narration alone makes me want to kill some one.

 

i gradded with one of these guys... i don't know what to say.. i don't like the show much either

-----------------------------------------------------

fall in love

marry

have a kid

then the circle will be complete

in fact, all of those guys are from my city

Small world. Not sure how they got their own show. It's so wholesome - I hate it.

Guest ms-dos
  On 4/23/2010 at 7:28 AM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:
  On 4/23/2010 at 7:27 AM, uptown devil said:

i could never get past the snakes, and the next level was the steamroller level, which was the only level you can't warp to with game genie. i wanted it so bad..

 

 

i had it for game gear, and nintendo, and i gotta say, once you beat turbo tunnel, you are a shoo-in for the win.

 

i dont think ive ever played a harder stage than the turbo tunnel.

 

never got past the tunnel. i'm not trying again without a bottle full of adderall and a paid vacation.

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