i haven't pooped since sunday

i'm dilating now... but worried this is going to hurt. if it's anything special i'll take a picture for you.

wish me luck guys.

good luck!

thanks! i think i'm dilated to 3 cm.

i'm dilating

that's the kind of thing to say at dinner on a first date after you rest your hand on top of theirs.

  On 4/30/2010 at 3:33 PM, Rambo said:

i'm dilating

 

 

that's the kind of thing to say at dinner on a first date after you rest your hand on top of theirs.

lol

watch out, i've had shits draw blood

oh god deliver me from evil

3, 2, 1 and LIFT OFF!!

Congrats

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someone should make this into a tv game show

quite traumatic. i don't want to talk about it.

If it hasn't come out yet, try a little vaseline. It will help ease your passage.

drink large amounts of coffee

it's out. some of it anyway.

Assuming you are an anal virgin, you should have the muscle tone to reshape your droppings as they exit.

make a poopman

  On 4/30/2010 at 4:08 PM, acidphakist said:

Assuming you are an anal virgin, you should have the muscle tone to reshape your droppings as they exit.

i can mould my poop into animal shapes with my sphincter... usually elephant seals.

  On 4/30/2010 at 4:07 PM, keltoi said:

it's out. some of it anyway.

Something to say as you sit back down at the table

  On 4/30/2010 at 4:41 PM, Rambo said:

  On 4/30/2010 at 4:07 PM, keltoi said:

it's out. some of it anyway.

 

Something to say as you sit back down at the table

... covered in sweat

how huge was it?

not huge but it was a 3 stager with another to follow at a later date.

i think in total weight per sitting rather than per singular faecal mass we'd all still be quite astonished and extremely proud

*golf clap*

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I occasionally forget to poop and a few days later am rammed up the ass by my own too-long shit that can't go any further into the toilet

I'm not gay but, I get rammed up the ass by my own excrement.