keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 i'm dilating now... but worried this is going to hurt. if it's anything special i'll take a picture for you. wish me luck guys. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 good luck! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 thanks! i think i'm dilated to 3 cm. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 i'm dilating that's the kind of thing to say at dinner on a first date after you rest your hand on top of theirs. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 3:33 PM, Rambo said: i'm dilating that's the kind of thing to say at dinner on a first date after you rest your hand on top of theirs. lol watch out, i've had shits draw blood Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 oh god deliver me from evil Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 3, 2, 1 and LIFT OFF!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Congrats Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312336 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Posted Image Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 someone should make this into a tv game show Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 quite traumatic. i don't want to talk about it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 If it hasn't come out yet, try a little vaseline. It will help ease your passage. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) drink large amounts of coffee Edited April 30, 2010 by beariksson Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide beariksson's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 it's out. some of it anyway. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Assuming you are an anal virgin, you should have the muscle tone to reshape your droppings as they exit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 make a poopman Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312369 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 4:08 PM, acidphakist said: Assuming you are an anal virgin, you should have the muscle tone to reshape your droppings as they exit. i can mould my poop into animal shapes with my sphincter... usually elephant seals. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 4:07 PM, keltoi said: it's out. some of it anyway. Something to say as you sit back down at the table Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 4:41 PM, Rambo said: On 4/30/2010 at 4:07 PM, keltoi said: it's out. some of it anyway. Something to say as you sit back down at the table ... covered in sweat Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312400 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abuse Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 how huge was it? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 not huge but it was a 3 stager with another to follow at a later date. i think in total weight per sitting rather than per singular faecal mass we'd all still be quite astonished and extremely proud Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 *golf clap* Sent from Fred McGriff's Blackberry Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I occasionally forget to poop and a few days later am rammed up the ass by my own too-long shit that can't go any further into the toilet Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 I'm not gay but, I get rammed up the ass by my own excrement. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/#findComment-1312585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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