Guest iamabe Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 It's friday...and I'm not gay, but..my poop fucks me new uber thread? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) Reveal hidden contents Edited April 30, 2010 by Boxing Day Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxing Day's signature Hide all signatures I HOPE THIS MATCH NEVER ENDS - Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 almost had a breached shit myself yesterday I was getting chills it had been in me so long. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 this is gross Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 steak ~ constipation and anal pain was it worth it? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 i've started taking fiber supplements and they've changed my life. i now crap once a day, and it's always so easy and beautifully formed that i sort of hesitate before flushing it down. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 (edited) RIP Phil; offed by a giant shit named Brynn. Edited May 1, 2010 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 On 4/30/2010 at 10:11 PM, cardan said: steak ~ constipation and anal pain was it worth it? the worst is those cheeseballs that come out at Christmas and become lodged in your intestines for about 3 months. a la Paul Atreides.. THE PAINNNNNNNN Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Back when I was a child I swallowed all the bubblegum I chewed because I was too lazy to find a trashcan or a piece of paper. Only recently have I begun to shit out the rubbery remains, which congealed together as time wears on, creating a gummy, sticky shit that completely devastated my toilet last week. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1312960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 On 5/1/2010 at 1:31 AM, mafted said: the worst is those cheeseballs that come out at Christmas and become lodged in your intestines for about 3 months. a la Paul Atreides.. THE PAINNNNNNNN LOL at Dune reference. Love it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1313002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 (edited) Today I sat on the toilet for about 30 minutes playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike, and when I flushed the toilet I didn't hear the gurgle of the contents going down the tube. I looked in the bowl and saw a lot of light-brown, dry, disgusting corn-filled shit floating around. I was ashamed. Edited May 1, 2010 by Capsaicin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1313013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 has anyone else ever got so fed up with being constipated that they just jam their fingers up their ass and pull the fucker out? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1313014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 On 5/1/2010 at 3:11 AM, Capsaicin said: Today I sat on the toilet for about 30 minutes playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike, and when I flushed the toilet I didn't hear the gurgle of the contents going down the tube. I looked in the bowl and saw a lot of light-brown, dry, disgusting corn-filled shit floating around. I was ashamed. I have spent so many hours of my life playing advance wars while shitting. walls of infantry > all Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1313015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 BCM- The answer to your query is a resounding 'no'. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide acidphakist's signature Hide all signatures music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1313020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 man up mesh fox, jesus. try living life and not pooping for days. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1313736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 On 5/1/2010 at 3:39 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: keltoi if this is serious you really should have seen a doctor maybe on tuesday instead of posting on watmm about it on saturday. go to the doctor with a bad case of not pooping for 2 days? i'm not gay but... On 5/1/2010 at 3:20 AM, BCM said: has anyone else ever got so fed up with being constipated that they just jam their fingers up their ass and pull the fucker out? NO! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/55842-i-havent-pooped-since-sunday/page/2/#findComment-1314349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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