i haven't pooped since sunday

It's friday...and I'm not gay, but..my poop fucks me

new uber thread?

almost had a breached shit myself yesterday

I was getting chills it had been in me so long.

this is gross

steak ~ constipation and anal pain

was it worth it?

i've started taking fiber supplements and they've changed my life. i now crap once a day, and it's always so easy and beautifully formed that i sort of hesitate before flushing it down.

RIP Phil; offed by a giant shit named Brynn.

  On 4/30/2010 at 10:11 PM, cardan said:

steak ~ constipation and anal pain

 

was it worth it?

the worst is those cheeseballs that come out at Christmas and become lodged in your intestines for about 3 months. a la Paul Atreides.. THE PAINNNNNNNN

Back when I was a child I swallowed all the bubblegum I chewed because I was too lazy to find a trashcan or a piece of paper. Only recently have I begun to shit out the rubbery remains, which congealed together as time wears on, creating a gummy, sticky shit that completely devastated my toilet last week.

LOL

  On 5/1/2010 at 1:31 AM, mafted said:

the worst is those cheeseballs that come out at Christmas and become lodged in your intestines for about 3 months. a la Paul Atreides.. THE PAINNNNNNNN

LOL at Dune reference.

Love it.

Today I sat on the toilet for about 30 minutes playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike, and when I flushed the toilet I didn't hear the gurgle of the contents going down the tube. I looked in the bowl and saw a lot of light-brown, dry, disgusting corn-filled shit floating around. I was ashamed.

has anyone else ever got so fed up with being constipated that they just jam their fingers up their ass and pull the fucker out?

  On 5/1/2010 at 3:11 AM, Capsaicin said:

Today I sat on the toilet for about 30 minutes playing Advance Wars: Dual Strike, and when I flushed the toilet I didn't hear the gurgle of the contents going down the tube. I looked in the bowl and saw a lot of light-brown, dry, disgusting corn-filled shit floating around. I was ashamed.

I have spent so many hours of my life playing advance wars while shitting.

walls of infantry > all

BCM-

The answer to your query is a resounding 'no'.

man up mesh fox, jesus. try living life and not pooping for days.

  On 5/1/2010 at 3:39 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

keltoi if this is serious you really should have seen a doctor maybe on tuesday instead of posting on watmm about it on saturday.

go to the doctor with a bad case of not pooping for 2 days?

i'm not gay but...

  On 5/1/2010 at 3:20 AM, BCM said:

has anyone else ever got so fed up with being constipated that they just jam their fingers up their ass and pull the fucker out?

NO!