Man gets drunk, friends shove eel up his arse. RIP.

so the friends just watched as the thing devoured his bowels.

some friends, huh.

I hate pranks as it is and now I read this. Fuck.

^ Has no sense of humor.

^Has no sense.

" A horse walks in to a bar and the barkeeper says: I'd give you a drink, but my friends put a eel up my ass last night, the eel ate my internal organs and I'm all but dead, so I regretfully can't serve you. Horse is sad and drinkless"

What exactly is funny here, sir?

  On 5/1/2010 at 12:57 AM, Lube Saibot said:

^Has no sense.

^Agrees with him

  On 5/1/2010 at 12:58 AM, gaarg said:

" A horse walks in to a bar and the barkeeper says: I'd give you a drink, but my friends put a eel up my ass last night, the eel ate my internal organs and I'm all but dead, so I regretfully can't serve you. Horse is sad and drinkless"

 

What exactly is funny here, sir?

clearly the horse's lipstick-esque erection

What is funny ? the eel up the arse , the irony that the guy is a chef and beheads + dismembers eels every day.

  On 5/1/2010 at 1:01 AM, Boxing Day said:

What is funny ? the eel up the arse , the irony that the guy is a chef and beheads + dismembers eels every day.

 

 

A man dying, lol's all round.

I'm not laughing at the death , i'm laughing at the prank + the irony.

i'm laughing at everything

  On 5/1/2010 at 1:05 AM, Boxing Day said:

I'm not laughing at the death , i'm laughing at the prank + the irony.

That made me think, so I'm thinking now, bye

See, this is why I have no friends!

HOLY LOL

I saw the thread title from the home page as "Man gets drunk, friends sho..." and hoped it was "...friends shoot him"

this was so much better

  On 5/1/2010 at 1:01 AM, Boxing Day said:

What is funny ? the eel up the arse

Arse. HAHAHAHAHAH. Poo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Duty. PWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Caca. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

Comedy gold.

/IDM

almost as good as the guy who had a fire extinguisher shoot up his ass when he was drunk

for three and a half years, sticking eels up my arse was essentially my life.

I heard Asian girls stick octopuses up their butt

nothing can survive up my arse beyond 1 min 36.8 seconds so i reckon I'd live through that.

poor guy.

  On 5/1/2010 at 1:34 AM, Capsaicin said:

I heard Asian girls stick octopuses up their butt

Yeah but in Asia Octopus does not own you, you own Octopus.

In Asian, you do not own Eel, Eel owns you.

In Russia you're fucked.

  On 4/30/2010 at 10:30 PM, karmakramer said:

Shocked doctors in Sichuan,

That's a bad pun.

  On 5/1/2010 at 1:39 AM, Spittal said:

  On 4/30/2010 at 10:30 PM, karmakramer said:

Shocked doctors in Sichuan,

That's a bad pun.

  On 5/1/2010 at 1:26 AM, Capsaicin said:

almost as good as the guy who had a fire extinguisher shoot up his ass when he was drunk

this one made me gawp in "holy shit that sounds WRONGGGG" in comparison to the fire extinguisher which was more of a "ouch painful painful stuff"