It's summer,

Why don't you just use some talcum powder?

  On 5/5/2010 at 9:36 PM, acidphakist said:

In all seriousness, baby powder or talcum powder. You may need to reapply during the day, but it will work wonders.

Yes.

assless chaps coupled with joyrex's method

It is snowing heavily right now in Fairbanks.

Gold Bond. Aka talcum powder that tingles (put some on your balls too).

I used to live in Texas. Trust me.

  On 5/5/2010 at 9:53 PM, catacombus said:

When your asscrack is sweaty, wipe it with a tissue, then air your asscrack and asshole out. What the fuck is the problem?

Someone had to do it.

  On 5/5/2010 at 9:36 PM, acidphakist said:

In all seriousness, baby powder or talcum powder. You may need to reapply during the day, but it will work wonders.

Good idea. I think I'll try that.

  On 5/5/2010 at 11:05 PM, dr lopez said:

lose weight

I'm not fat. I'm 5'9" and under 150 pounds.

  On 5/6/2010 at 3:05 AM, Root5 said:

  On 5/5/2010 at 9:36 PM, acidphakist said:

In all seriousness, baby powder or talcum powder. You may need to reapply during the day, but it will work wonders.

 

Good idea. I think I'll try that.

 

  On 5/5/2010 at 11:05 PM, dr lopez said:

lose weight

 

I'm not fat. I'm 5'9" and under 150 pounds.

you need concave butt. lose more weight

Or just do it the chemical way...

Wedge a cooling element between those sweaty cheeks

have a male friend pee down the ass crack daily. the urea will counteract the sweat.

ps don't ever visit a tropical country, or pretty much anywhere in East Asia/Southeast Asia, especially during the summer.

fuck yourself with a popsicle

  On 5/6/2010 at 11:14 AM, keltoi said:

fuck yourself with a popsicle

Should I use a rubber?

Polyester, cotton or silk.

Gain weight