metafilter members save two girls from human trafficking

hai guyz i think there's a guy stuck on a shed near me, i think's he's been raped in the ass at least 50 times in the last 24 hours. i can't call the police, what should i do?

  On 5/21/2010 at 6:07 PM, patternoverlap said:

wow the internet actually helped some people. good to see there are still some warm blooded people out there.

i keep envisioning a situation where *channers get a hold of the info instead

aye given the choice of putting myself in the hands of 4chan or a russian mafia prostitution ring, i would go for the mafia 100 times over.

  On 5/21/2010 at 9:45 PM, Fred McGriff said:

help i'm stuck in a shed

holy fucking LOL.

  On 5/21/2010 at 9:45 PM, Fred McGriff said:

help i'm stuck in a shed

What kind of wood is it made out of? can you see any rot? Are there any screws visible? I am in the shed area and have a philips screwdriver, although if it is a flathead screw I suggest calling NYPD