Benn Jordan skanked my avatar

  On 5/22/2010 at 12:42 AM, vamos scorcho said:

respect flashbulb, he can make fast beats as good as anything on drukqs.

lol no he can't.

RESPECT FALBLUF.

  On 5/22/2010 at 12:46 AM, BCM said:

  On 5/22/2010 at 12:42 AM, vamos scorcho said:

respect flashbulb, he can make fast beats as good as anything on drukqs.

the atom bomb of all face palms

I've never listened to flahbulb. At all. Does that make me more IDM or less IDM? Serious question, I'm trying to impress a lady.

Benn Jordan waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were haters in the drum and base arena.

He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel harky were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Benn was a techno musicians for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the aphex tiwns and he said to dad "I want to make IDM daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HATERS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.

But now in the drum and base arena he knew there were HATERS.

"This is harky" the radio crackered. "You must fight the HATERS!"

So Benn gotted his snare rushes and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the HATERS

"I will shoot at him" said the LUDD and he fired the rocket missiles.

Benn plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up.

But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the HATERS" he shouted

The radio said "No, Benn. You are the HATERS"

And then Benn was a zombie.

respect goddamit.

i don't think it's really a facepalm. i'm not talking about creativity

ok it's a stupid statement but not quite a facepalm, certainly not the ultimate facepalm atom bomb etc...

he definitely has the ability to whip up a fast beat

drukqs is more than just fast beats obviously though

lol

fuck

i rescind my statement completely

i apologize for adding facepalm vibes to this thread

flahbulb suckin ds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlMN77d_j1U

now I've heard flahbulb

I CAN MAKE FAST BEAT BY PUTTING THE TR-606 ALL THE WAY UP TO FAST

  On 5/22/2010 at 1:02 AM, chris moss acid said:

I CAN MAKE FAST BEAT BY PUTTING THE TR-606 ALL THE WAY UP TO FAST

omg i actually burst out laughing at this.

fast beats: ....braindance:: guitar solo : metal

tis the proving ground of the true beat master

54 Cymru Beats

track 3 on hard normal daddy

fast beats

a lot of breakcore music is like the dream theater of fast beats

except a lot of breakcore is completely incompetent, at least dream theater actually have the authority

lets see what other wisdom i can spread today

Thanks, vamos. That caused me to imagine some drecky breakcore backing nasally James LaBrie vocals and thinly veiled alcoholism metaphors. AND I WANT TO DIE.

lets be honest here guys

lets face the facts

corn cat can make a nice fast beat alongside the best of them

http://www.mediafire.com/?mewmnnm2mem

oh fuck that's disgusting. i feel sick

@baph

i did a fast beat. 15488.8bpm

15488.mp3Fetching info...

BLAHBULF

"This is harky" the radio crackered. "You must fight the HATERS!"

laugh out loud

  On 5/22/2010 at 12:42 AM, vamos scorcho said:

respect flashbulb, he can make fast beats as good as anything on drukqs.

 

surely you're just taking the piss?

  On 5/22/2010 at 12:51 AM, kaini said:

Benn Jordan waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were haters in the drum and base arena.

He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel harky were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Benn was a techno musicians for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the aphex tiwns and he said to dad "I want to make IDM daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HATERS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.

But now in the drum and base arena he knew there were HATERS.

"This is harky" the radio crackered. "You must fight the HATERS!"

So Benn gotted his snare rushes and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the HATERS

"I will shoot at him" said the LUDD and he fired the rocket missiles.

Benn plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up.

But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the HATERS" he shouted

The radio said "No, Benn. You are the HATERS"

And then Benn was a zombie.

  On 5/22/2010 at 12:39 AM, BCM said:

LABFLUSH

a friend of mine working in Riced Out Research Dept. has floated the possibility of issueing a grant to develop this word further

  On 5/22/2010 at 1:02 AM, chris moss acid said:

I CAN MAKE FAST BEAT BY PUTTING THE TR-606 ALL THE WAY UP TO FAST

I CAN MAKE SANDWICH VIA HYPNOSIS.

p.s. -- both chunky and benn stole the sheep image from the riced out yugo background thing.

BLUBHALF!