how many achievements have you unlocked?

lol, actually alot of these

Plenty of them, yeah.

Somehow I think this ties in with Alzado's Boner Index...

I have achieved 21 of them!!!

nobody can ever know my number...

39

30, awesome. The best one is farting a nasty fart while fapping.

this just reminds me of how terrible a person i am.

fucking hell. 35.

45, i feel bad now

bullseye!

Ive heard about edging but only for a few hours during sex. 2 weeks would be hell.

Will recomment when I know my number.

twenty eight

28

  On 5/27/2010 at 1:16 AM, kaini said:

45, i feel bad now

you're a slightly bigger monster than even me

gonna make you guys feel good, i showed this to a friend of mine. fifty-three. he wouldn't say which ones, but i believe him. hell, i bet it's more. he just wouldn't admit it with me and his ex-girlfriend around.

so guys, what's the worst one on your list

I too have unlocked 45 achievements on here... not including a couple I can't be certain of.

i commend your honesty

anyone else?

28 also

Final count, forty-one. Worst achievement (subjectively speaking), two birds, one stone. I'll spare you the details other than that I had a cold that week.

(OT: Where's the Facebook achievement? Surely somebody, somewhere has unlocked that one by now)

How come I am the user with the fewest achievements? I should fap more often to reach your levels!

The achivement "No hands" fascinates me. Is this humanly possible to ejaculate without any contact with your penis (including masturbation, penetration, blowjob, etc.)? Except for wet dreams, of course.

  On 5/27/2010 at 3:34 PM, TwiddleBot said:

Final count, forty-one. Worst achievement (subjectively speaking), two birds, one stone. I'll spare you the details other than that I had a cold that week.

 

(OT: Where's the Facebook achievement? Surely somebody, somewhere has unlocked that one by now)

41 and that's your worst? you LIE

I don't understand the Bible Thumper. Fap to Jesus? Like while reading the Bible? *confusion*