how many achievements have you unlocked?

about 38... not that i'm proud... not that i'm not proud...

  On 5/27/2010 at 9:04 PM, Superstix said:

I don't understand the Bible Thumper. Fap to Jesus? Like while reading the Bible? *confusion*

like to a magazine filled with pictures of jesus in provocative poses wearing tight fitting loin cloths

ok i actually counted and what the fuck, 62. brought alot of memories, lol.

Jesus Christ, what have you done?! I got a lousy 48 + 5 uncertain ones!

I got about 45, give or take if you want to argue sementics.

This thing should be less male-centered ... I sent it to my gf, let's see what happens.

i score 45

  On 5/27/2010 at 4:37 PM, Enter a new display name said:

The achivement "No hands" fascinates me. Is this humanly possible to ejaculate without any contact with your penis (including masturbation, penetration, blowjob, etc.)?

That actually happened to me a couple times while home alone royally fucked on cookies, so I guess that counts as a nirvana achievement lol.

  On 5/27/2010 at 8:33 PM, uptown devil said:

41 and that's your worst? you LIE

Hmmmm.

  On 5/27/2010 at 11:43 PM, baph said:

I got about 45, give or take if you want to argue semen antics.*

*noam chomsky, stuff about wanking vol. 3

hahahha wow this is dead on

zero, sickos. i looked at it accidentaly once.

  On 5/28/2010 at 3:06 AM, kaini said:

  On 5/27/2010 at 11:43 PM, baph said:

I got about 45, give or take if you want to argue semen antics.*

 

*noam chomsky, stuff about wanking vol. 3

lol

:insert new pun analyzing the "No Hands" fapchievement through application of Chomsky's "Poverty of the Stimulus" argument here:

  On 5/27/2010 at 11:49 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

This thing should be less male-centered ... I sent it to my gf, let's see what happens.

i've got six

disparaissant..........

  On 5/28/2010 at 8:30 AM, vamos scorcho said:

disparaissant..........

thats an awful lot of periods

over 9000 periods for the wonderful female merbzow fan

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merzboner index: over 9000!!1 periods

ftfy

edit:

Does it count for anything that one of mine was "iron will"? Or does that just make me more pathetic?

I'll answer that: It makes me more pathetic.

i smoke massive bowl of high quality marijuana, then attempt an "internet friendship poem" for WATMM, inspired by, but not entirely directed toward the magnificent madamme

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here is my pre bowl poem:

the three bozos read upon the thread with delight

the tiny cocks glimmered in the moonlight

a chump here and a chump there make no difference

for what is the purpose of such an incongruence?

it... it's beautiful!

just unlocked runners world

i can't believe i had never done that before. felt pretty good, but i was nervous about tripping.

cocktails burning violently

color the red the red in the air

facepalms scour the landscape

  On 5/28/2010 at 8:27 AM, disparaissant said:

i've got six

that's what I meant, you're practically disqualified from most of them right away (or you're just not a sicko, but who are we kidding, this is watmm)

I think i got the rigor mortis one. Not exactly sure though.

  On 5/27/2010 at 11:49 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

I sent it to my gf, let's see what happens.

Just went through the list with her on the phone, she's got 25 definite and 39 including all the dogdy ones, all that without a penis